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Tragedy (not for serious)

littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
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But kinda serious. I just opened my chapstick at work and the chapstick part fell out of the tube and onto the floor. Omg. I don't know how I'm going to survive the day.

Further, I ate a yogurt with almond slivers mixed in and now there's almond stuck in between my teeth and I can't get it out.

I probably need to just take sick time and go home.

Feel free to share your tragedies here. 



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Re: Tragedy (not for serious)

  • ConnieRobConnieRob member
    Fold a post it note in half or quarters. That's macgyver floss right there and fish out the almond piece! Sorry about your Chapstick, I got nothing macgyverish on that one :(

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  • KaramelSutraKaramelSutra member
    That's almost as tragic as dropping your pop bottle lid one sip in.... On a hospital floor
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  • JennicillinJennicillin member
    Little Jerry said:
    I'm gonna post on Facebook asking for prayers, I think.
    Please do this!  And if anyone else asks what's wrong, be sure to tell them you lost something SUPER important to you...

    My tragedy is that I'm out of my fancy flavored coffee creamer.  I had to use plain milk this morning.... the humanity
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  • littlestjerrylittlestjerry member
    Despite my painfully dry lips, I'm pretty sure running out of flavored creamer would be a worse tragedy for me, @Jennicillin. Coffee is the only reason I get out of bed in the morning.



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  • wiggyslilsiswiggyslilsis member
    Such a tragic loss of your ChapStick...all my sorries ;)
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