Is my kid plotting something? *updated*

Re: Is my kid plotting something? *updated*

• EVA116 member

  April 2014

  Is he tired?

  

   

  

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  EVA116 said:

  Is he tired?

  Nope just got up from a nap and had lunch

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• EVA116 member

  April 2014

  NarwhalBacon said:

  EVA116 said:

  Is he tired?

  Nope just got up from a nap and had lunch

  Then plotting.
  

  

   

  

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• EVA116 member

  April 2014

  DD came and snuggled with me on the couch yesterday night. I thought she was being so sweet.

  She waited a few minutes (smart on her part) and then said "Can I have a sucker?"

  

   

  

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  Brewcitygal said:

  Dd2 kept sharing her cheez-its with me earlier. I told my mom how sweet she was being, and she was like, "don't trust her, she probably poisoned them".  Geez, thanks mom, now I'll never think my kid is nice. 

  I always assume DS has ulterior motives for being nice. He puts food in his mouth, realizes he doesn't like it and then tries to put his mushy unwanted food in my mouth. 

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  But God forbid I eat an animal cracker, he will go apeshit.

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• taggiecb member

  April 2014

  I always assume the cat is involved if there is evil afoot.  

              
  

  To be loved, and to be in love

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  Yuristar said:

  Have you found the diaper yet?

  Lol yes it was on the couch. Thankfully he didn't pee anywhere (that I know of)
  

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• chardonnay24 member

  April 2014

  Brewcitygal said:

  Dd2 kept sharing her cheez-its with me earlier. I told my mom how sweet she was being, and she was like, "don't trust her, she probably poisoned them".  Geez, thanks mom, now I'll never think my kid is nice. 

  A couple years ago, my kiddo was bringing me pieces of cat food. He was so sweet and so proud of himself and wanted me to eat them, so I figured it couldn't hurt to just stick them in my mouth and then spit them out when he wasn't looking. A few pieces in and I thought to myself, "Wait a sec, where is he getting this cat food?" because we kept the cat room gated. Yeah, it was vomit. I have never trusted him again. 

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• RondackHiker member

  April 2014

  @chardonnay24‌
  
  I'm crying.

  
  

  
  

   

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• shadypines member

  April 2014

  I trust no one. Not even my kids! Plotting.com

  
  

   

   

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  @MrsBadKat I can assure you this is not your kitty. I've had him since he was a wee kitten and he's a huge asshole. If you want him I'll ship him to you Priority, but you have to take the toddler as well.

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  

  Asshole cat

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  You know what, you're right. This is your cat and I stole him. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE HIM BACK, PLZ.

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  JK I really do like my cat, even if he is a bag of dicks sometimes

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• NarwhalBacon member

  April 2014

  @chardonnay24‌ that's gross. I've caught ds putting cat food in his own mouth and picking up cat vomit. So far, no cat vomit has made it into anyone's mouth here.

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