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OMFG LIGHTNING CROTCH

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edited April 2014 in May 2014 Moms
What the f was that!? I've seen everyone post about it but holy crap. I almost just passed out. One second I was picking up shoes on the floor, and the next I thought my vag region was actually being knifed with fire.

Damn ladies. I thought I knew what it was ... Until now. Now I know for sure.

Look what you did you little jerk!
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  • WorldsBestDHWorldsBestDH member
    Hahaha oh @kitchencolors‌ ;)

    Look what you did you little jerk!
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    Someone is mobile bumping again ;-)
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  • SMM1986SMM1986 member
    I don't even think lightening crotch is a strong enough term. Freaking horrible shit right there.
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  • MimalooMimaloo member
    I just had my first lightening crotch experience last night and I thought I was going to die. Seriously though, wtf is that???
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  • awc1986awc1986 member
    I refer to it has "baby is using her pick axe again".

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    05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d

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    09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!  

    10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!

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  • talkthewholetimetalkthewholetime member
    Mimaloo said:
    I just had my first lightening crotch experience last night and I thought I was going to die. Seriously though, wtf is that???
    Seriously. I thought I had had it, but I was clearly mistaken. Dear Lord.

    @awc1986 - it's like an ice pick of fire.
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  • lauralou3x3lauralou3x3 member
    Is it like RLP in your crotch?
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  • cnbeancnbean member
    Yeah I had my first true lightning crotch experience a few days ago. I thought I was going to die! So glad I haven't had to deal with that before now. 
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  • 2014poppy2014poppy member
    I get this most of the time when I walk. It usually gets better after I get going. I'm going to pixture a leprechaun with a knife and see if it feels better or worse
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  • LeeLee86LeeLee86 member
    Lol all of the above! I yell at her "Stop it"! I'm also popping my pelvic cartilage almost daily. It usually happens when I roll over. Has anyone done that?

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  • 2014poppy2014poppy member
    Yes- I actually hear a pop! It's when I roll over in the middle of the night to get up to go to the bathroom. I don't think anyone believes me! It doesn't really hurt but it's shocking.
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  • jenb_99jenb_99 member
    @LeeLee86 said:

    Lol all of the above! I yell at her "Stop it"! I'm also popping my pelvic cartilage almost daily. It usually happens when I roll over. Has anyone done that?

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pubic_symphysis

    Huh. When I do certain workout moves (high kicks and walking in place) I feel a grinding/popping sound in the center of my pelvis and my hip bones. Is that SPD? My OB just shrugs it off and tells me it's no big deal as long as I can avoid the moves that cause it.


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  • whitneymarie003whitneymarie003 member
    I'm so sorry to everyone who has been experiencing this for weeks.. I experienced it for the first time today. I was sitting next to my sister and actually hit her really hard on the leg and yelled out loud. And it's struck several times since then. "The little man with a knife in your vagina" is dead on.
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  • LeeLee86LeeLee86 member
    @2014poppy and @‌jenb_99
    Yes! Doesn't hurt but feels weird right? Amazing that PG hormones can soften the pelvis that much! I've had it done by a chiro before but it nvr happened on its own before now. At least we are loosening up down there!!!
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  • jenb_99jenb_99 member
    LeeLee86 said:

    @2014poppy and @‌jenb_99
    Yes! Doesn't hurt but feels weird right? Amazing that PG hormones can soften the pelvis that much! I've had it done by a chiro before but it nvr happened on its own before now. At least we are loosening up down there!!!

    Yes, but in my case it's totally wasted bc I'm having a mandatory c-section! Lol It just figures that the pregnancy where everything looks to be lining up for a good vaginal delivery is the one for which I already have surgery scheduled. :P


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  • amrokeamroke member
    Omg I am having this for the first time today. Never had it with my last pregnancy but this baby is breech so maybe she's kicking my cervix.

    I keep shrieking when it hits and I need to get it under control because we are going to a wedding later.
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  • awc1986awc1986 member
    @amroke - try not to squeal when they ask if there is any reason why the couple shouldn't be married.

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    04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks

    05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d

    08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d

    09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!  

    10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!

    12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!

    05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!

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  • jjtylerjjtyler member
    If I had any confidence that I would be able to actually GET UP, I would have fallen to the floor.

    Damn those babies and their weapons.
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