Dream-weaver! I believe you can get me through the night

jshrop · April 2014

Hey ladies! It's third tri time and time for all those weird, birthing puppy (or velociraptor) dreams and I wanna hear about them! What are some weirdo dreams you all have been having lately?

jshrop · April 2014

That is terrible @Rachel5130‌! I hope you can shake that anxiety!

jshrop · April 2014

I had my first "giving birth" dream last night. I woke up when I was getting into the tub. When I woke up my belly felt like it was bruised so I don't know if it was my LO going crazy in there or if I was having BH. I was super nervous I was in labor until I realized it was all a dream.

steprozz · April 2014

last night I dreamed I was searching frantically for a toddler bed for DS and the only one I could find was $20,000 and it had a 24k golden headboard and handmade silk bedding. I was crying to the salesman because I didn't want to spend that much on a bed when I went into labor. my water broke and I delivered a healthy baby out of my butt all over that $20,000 golden toddler bed. and then we ran away and didn't tell anyone what happened.

y'all I swear I can't make this shit up.

TheMrs820 · April 2014

I dropped my baby & he turned into a hardboiled egg, so I went to the ER & no one believed me that it really was my baby. ...then I woke up. ...maybe the Easter eggs are starting to get to me!

nunzchucks · April 2014

I dreamt about a cat named Kellogg Pumpkinoodle.

RaeJ004 · April 2014

I had a dream the other night that we had to send DD to live at a medical facility (like 30 miles away) due to a seizure she had a year ago. She had to stay there during the week and we would go pick her up on weekends. I forgot to pick her up one Friday and by the time I got there on Saturday she was sleeping and they wouldn't let me take her and told me I had "another baby at home so what's the big deal?"

I woke up sobbing and slept the rest of the night in her bed with her.

PinkKEL9 · April 2014

I keep having dreams that my MOTHER is pregnant and due in July. Its really starting to creep me out. I know its not possible because she is 48 and had her tubes tied but I don't know....its just a weird dream.

jshrop · April 2014

Some of these are making me lol!! The anxiety dreams... So sorry ladies. That sucks so hard

babygabe614 · April 2014

DH & I got into a small argument before I went to bed one night earlier this week and that night I ended up dreaming that I kept getting into fist fights with random guys and DH was just standing there, not helping me. I kept getting so annoyed in the dream like, "Isn't anyone going to realize there are GROWN MEN punching a 7 month pregnant woman?!" lol

I also had my first dream about LO being a little girl... not a baby, but like 3 years old. I was getting ready for work in my bathroom and she had a little white step stool next to me and was mimicking me in the mirror.

cMichelle0423 · April 2014

I keep having dreams about breastfeeding my baby! Maybe it's because I've had some anxiety about it, since my first attempt with DS1 didn't workout how I wanted it to. Besides that's though, nothing too crazy!

gatorMom2014 · April 2014

A few nights ago I dreamed that I was wearing a giant banana costume. This definitely came from sleeping wedged into my body pillow.

ELC252011 · April 2014

My dreams are all related to DH. I'm either leaving him, or he lost our baby! I've had these dreams more then once, ever since the 2nd tri.

Taymiller · April 2014

I keep having the same dream over and over, at least twice a week.....I dream that I eat cat poop. I seriously wake up convinced that I have eaten a bunch of cat poop. Instead of going to the pantry for a snack, I dream that I go downstairs and pull a turd out of the litter box and eat it....and I like it! Maybe it is me feeling bad that DH has to scoop the poop (he is allergic to cats), I don't know but it is really grossing me out.

babygabe614 · April 2014

Taymiller said:

I keep having the same dream over and over, at least twice a week.....I dream that I eat cat poop. I seriously wake up convinced that I have eaten a bunch of cat poop. Instead of going to the pantry for a snack, I dream that I go downstairs and pull a turd out of the litter box and eat it....and I like it! Maybe it is me feeling bad that DH has to scoop the poop (he is allergic to cats), I don't know but it is really grossing me out.

@Taymiller I couldn't help but laugh at this one. I would be so grossed out too if I kept having that dream! Ugh...

jshrop · April 2014

@Taymiller‌ I'm so sorry! I am laughing so hard at that one!

Taymiller · April 2014

I would have been ok with just one time, but seriously I have had this dream sooo many times that I had to ask DH if he thought I was really eating cat poop.....he said no

MrsP419 · April 2014

I dream about sexy time with DH (during which I am not uncomfortable), since it happens so infrequently anymore. Sigh.

katekat8721 · April 2014

MrsP419 said:

I dream about sexy time with DH (during which I am not uncomfortable), since it happens so infrequently anymore. Sigh.

Same here! No weird dreams that I can remember, just realistic sexy time dreams.

CherSomething · April 2014

Love this post, love the bizarre dreams. I haven't been having any weird dreams, not that I can remember at least.

Rosebud2587 · April 2014

I shared this one on the Randoms thread not too long ago but I haven't had any crazy dreams to top this one so I'll reshare.

My family was like the Duggars in that I had 19 siblings but we were amish or something a lived in an old farmhouse with no electricity or indoor plumbing. We did have guns though (which becomes important later on). Mel Gibson was my dad and Cat Stark was my mom. Everything was great until one day dinosaur aliens attacked our house and we had to fight them off with our random cache of guns. The creatures were like little t-rex's except that their heads would split apart, in slimy gooey alien fashion, to reveal another head with lots of teeth and poisonous stingers. We could only kill them once their heads split open because that was the only time their skin was soft enough for a bullet to pierce. Oh and it turned out that our neighbors were aliens (half dinosaur half human) and the ones that were controlling the dinosaur aliens that were attacking our house.

ChristineBaker23 · April 2014

Just this week I have had so many wierd ones. To name a couple; I dreamt my hubby left me and I got back together with a highschool bf (who is actually married now and has his own baby in real life). There was making out involved in this one and made me feel super weird for a couple days because it was super vivid. And the other day I dreamt that I had had my baby and she was roughly the size of a one year old and looked just like a one year old I used to nanny and then I ran a 5k hosted by my work and afterwards they had a surprise concert with Macklemore and I was sad I didn't get to meet him because he left immediately from the concert. But suddenly Dr. Bailey from Grey's Anatomy came and told me he was in a back room resting and she could get me in to see him. When I got to the room he was in he was in bed because he was sick but he gave me an autograph and even made a video telling my husband happy birthday because he was at work and couldn't come with me. It was awesome. I really gotta cool it on the Grey's before bed though.

Oh, and last pregnancy I had dreams my teeth fell out. Only one of those so far this time. Does anyone else have those? I had a couple of other pregnant friends say they've had that dream too. It's super freaky.

jshrop · April 2014

I had the teeth falling out dream like 2or 3 weeks ago! Only it was just my eye teeth. Weird!

ChristineBaker23 · April 2014

jshrop said:
I had the teeth falling out dream like 2or 3 weeks ago! Only it was just my eye teeth. Weird!

I had several versions last time. Eye teeth, all my teeth. And it feels so real! Gives me the willies.

CJnKR2014 · April 2014

I've had a few sexy time dreams. But the weirdest (yet most satisfying) dream I've had so far is I dreamed that I beat the crap out of DHs ex fiancee. (She cheated on him many times and that led to major trust issues that were difficult for us to get over. Not to mention she tried hitting on him and getting him to cheat on me just weeks after we got married. So needless to say I don't like her very much...)

jshrop · April 2014

I just woke up from the most scandalous dream.... I was using gift cards. I'm serious. Who the fuck dreams about going to a store and using gift cards? Thank you bladder for saving me from quite possibly the most boring dream ever!

daninewf · April 2014

I have some weird ones about DH turning in a bird and flying away. I also sleep talk and told him last night that even though he would make a handsome yellow and blue bird , I did not want him to leave. I use to dream a lot about teeth falling out before I was pregnate it was horrible and so vivid. According to a dream analysis book that I glanced it , the dream means money worries

NICOLEhf01 · April 2014

I had a dream that I was trying to breast feed my baby and he was having trouble and wasn't latching on. Then the baby turned into my dog and bit my nipple off!

temursgirl · April 2014

I have a lot of dreams about being abandoned by my mother (just for the record, she was more the meddling than the abandoning type, but she passed away several years ago). I assume that those dreams are somehow about becoming a parent without my mom around? But now I've started having abandonment dreams, but the person abandoning me is Jon Stewart. As in, he decides to retire and I go to his house like on a Sunday morning and beg him not to. I wake up crying and DH finds it very funny. He thinks it has to do with me thinking I'll have to give up "adult" things like watching the Daily Show after LO arrives.

A really entertaining one was that I was James Bond and I kept thinking "this is really difficult while pregnant," as I chased and fought villains.

And then there are the ex dreams: One is that my ex came to visit us for LO's birth and he and DH both acted like it was totally normal that he was there and I felt really awkward. The other is that I get a bunch of texts from some random girl telling me to stay away from my ex, and I don't respond to her since she seems insane but I'm confused since I haven't actually seen him in years.

Rosebud2587 · April 2014

I dreamed last night that I was taking a baby care class and they were trying to tell my that an edible high back booster made out of waffles was a perfectly safe option for my 2 year old. I was getting so upset and worked up trying to argue with them that not only was that seat not safe for my 2 year old but it wasn't safe for any child. I woke up all ragey this morning because no one in my dream would listen to me.

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