What a hell of a day I've had so far

had to go to the bank. You would think that's a no brainer type of errand right? HA! So I parked the car, got out and left the keys in the ignition. Went into the bank, paid a bill, took some money out and then proceeded to leave my debit card in the machine. Went back to the car and that's when I realized I left it on.
I stopped at the convenience store on the way home to find I had left my debit card in the bank machine. I quickly called the bank and had them cancel it.
I'll go get a new one tomorrow, I don't think I should go out anymore today.
Which got me curious as to who here has the prego brain bug too. I wouldn't mind hearing other stories
Re: What's the worst your pregnancy brain has put you through?
first son stillborn 7/20/13 at 39 weeks due to Acute Fatty Liver of Pregnancy
It's a girl! Baby Anna was born August 3, 2014!
MIL tried to help save the day. She went to our house took it out of the fridge and turned it on low just as DH asked her to.
However........IT WASNT PLUGGED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went home to a cold crock pot full of ruined pork loin and veg.
I cried. A lot.
I've also been forgetting words in conversation.
Baby Boy due October 2017
Last pregnancy I had just finished brushing my teeth and went to put the cap on the toothpaste but for some reason I couldn't find it. I looked on the counter, floor, drawers it was like it got up and walked away. So a few minutes later my husbands brushing his teeth and I see the cap and ask him where is was cause I lost it. He told me it was on the toothpaste he just looked at me like I was crazy.
The worst thing that's happened this pregnancy is I lost my house keys.
First BFP: 12/16/13
EDD: 08/23/14
Baby BOY born: 08/29/14
the worst it ever was, was when I was pregnant with DS1 I was a server back then and forgot to bring people things that they had asked me for.
Mom to S-07/22/10 & Q-12/14/11 L-8/23/14
I forget words too, but the worst was forgetting to turn off the panini press for an hour. I started smelling something burning and wandered back into the kitchen, then panicked when I realized what I had done.
Messed up DS's DOB the other day, and when someone asked me when I was due today it took me a good 5 seconds to think of it.
The worst is losing simple words in conversations though -- especially at work when I'm on the phone and they don't necessarily know I'm pregnant, so I just sound like I have no clue what I'm talking about.
I came home with Easter candy. I forgot the real food.
This week, after cracking eggs to make scrambled eggs, I proceeded to place the egg carton in the spice cabinet instead of the fridge!
Whoops!!