Throat Punch Thursday!

theholmanherd · April 2014

Have at it!

I would like to TP my throat lol

sundaybrunch · April 2014

I'd like to TP DH for being a slacker in making an appointment with a urologist. He went in for a 2nd SA and really everything is fine numbers-wise but there was a specific issue with morphology that was concerning to the RE. DH is totally in denial or thinks it's a fluke and it's pissing me off!!!

kushie77 · April 2014

I'd like to TP my patients who are calling in blood glucose number that are perfect and then I get A1C test results back that are horrible or I down load their meters and it's pretty clear what they are calling in are made up. I wasn't born yesterday.

And as always a big TP to IF.

PurpleDaisy923 · April 2014

I would like to TP my RE and my DH for guilt-tripping me into doing 3 more IUI's. I really want to just move onto IVF and hopefully get a baby out of it. This treatment plan hasn't worked the first 3 times, why the hell would it work now? I'm the one that has to take the pills, go to a million doctor appointments, take the trigger shot, take personal days from work to do the IUI's, and try to "relax". Why did I choose to not have a backbone that day? ~X(

theholmanherd · April 2014

PurpleDaisy923 said:
I would like to TP my RE and my DH for guilt-tripping me into doing 3 more IUI's. I really want to just move onto IVF and hopefully get a baby out of it. This treatment plan hasn't worked the first 3 times, why the hell would it work now? I'm the one that has to take the pills, go to a million doctor appointments, take the trigger shot, take personal days from work to do the IUI's, and try to "relax". Why did I choose to not have a backbone that day? ~X(

I'm sorry

jaztastic · April 2014

I need to TP ...myself. Or maybe this would be a FFC. I went to the TTC board just now by accident, I thought I was coming here to 3T. I saw a thread with a BFP announcement for a Christmas baby, and I immediately rolled my eyes and got an attitude. I dont know where that came from... Im genuinely happy when all of you ladies have success... I cant believe how upset I got so quickly. I think Im having a bad emotional day.

PurpleDaisy923 · April 2014

@BlueJoan - We discussed changing the protocol, but money is a big factor in all of this. My RE said that if we weren't completely OOP, then he would recommend moving onto IVF now. He said that inject + IUI aren't worth the extra money because the success rates are not that great. I have no desire to give clomid a chance, so back to letrozole it is. I just felt like my RE and my DH are teamed up against me. I want to move on to IVF now and just borrow the money from my MIL & FIL. My DH is trying to avoid telling his parents at all (they are not aware of our situation), so I think this is his way of putting off the inevitable.

theholmanherd · April 2014

jaztaz1 said:
I need to TP ...myself. Or maybe this would be a FFC. I went to the TTC board just now by accident, I thought I was coming here to 3T. I saw a thread with a BFP announcement for a Christmas baby, and I immediately rolled my eyes and got an attitude. I dont know where that came from... Im genuinely happy when all of you ladies have success... I cant believe how upset I got so quickly. I think Im having a bad emotional day.

I saw that, too. I'm sorry you're having such a rough day

don't TP yourself! TP IF instead

theholmanherd · April 2014

NariaDreaming said:
I want to TP the vaginal progesterone. During my meeting I had "that feeling" in my vagina- the one where you're passing clots and you know AF has shown up in full force. 2 hour meeting with that godawful feeling.

Got to the bathroom- nope, just expelling gigantic clods of progesterone cream.

Ugh that's awful. I'm sorry

Mommalawyer · April 2014

NariaDreaming said:
I want to TP the vaginal progesterone. During my meeting I had "that feeling" in my vagina- the one where you're passing clots and you know AF has shown up in full force. 2 hour meeting with that godawful feeling.

Got to the bathroom- nope, just expelling gigantic clods of progesterone cream.

Um. Yeah.

StacyLH24 · April 2014

@NariaDreaming - I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling miserable, though I am sorry that you are feeling that way! I also want to TP my vaginal progesterone. While I'm not having a ton of discharge, my uterus area feels like I'm in the middle of one heavy AF. I just plain old feel miserable. On the upside, that has been the worst side effect so far.

ETA: At this point, I would gladly wear a sign that says I'm going through fertility treatments if it meant I could wear my soft pj pants to work.

Mommalawyer · April 2014

Today, the question is not who or what to TP, its who NOT and what NOT to TP. Ha!

jaztastic · April 2014

NariaDreaming said:
Got to the bathroom- nope, just expelling gigantic clods of progesterone cream.

Not that its funny... but this made me giggle. I remember those days of suppositories and I dont miss it at all.

tifga · April 2014

I also what to TP my suppositories. We had been getting along so well all wait and now all of a sudden they are kicking my ass. I feel like crap. No one mentioned these things get worse over time.

Stupid hormones.

Oh and still want to TP husbands boss for laying him off.

theholmanherd · April 2014

********baby mentioned*************

@calindi, I don't blame you. I got the invite for my SIL's other SIL's baby shower (for her second, self-hosted) and I immediately messaged her on FB that I would be busy (Thank God it's the same weekend as my birthday so I had a good excuse). I knew I'd be the only one there without kids. Andplusalso, her new baby's name is O.livia and that was a name DH and I loved but we see them too often to be able to use it now. UGH.

jencity9 · April 2014

If like to TP Letrozole which is giving me a bad headache.

**********children/babies/preg mentioned**********

@RammerJammer‌ ugh that rally sucks. I went to a kids' bday party last weekend at a splash park (kids and babies EVERYWHERE!!) and pretty much did what u plan.

I was there maybe 45 minutes and then left. I got to catch up with some old friends... But they were talking about having second children... Ugh sooo frustrating. And both girls are so nice and so deserving of everything they want so it feels worse to be so annoyed.

@calindi omg how frustrating!!!!!

sherrimspires · April 2014

Throat punch for many reasons: bfn, for my period, have a cyst and can't start next injection cycle until cyst goes down, many pregnant people around me.

carriek565 · April 2014

@nariadreaming - I saw the same thing about the pants! And I really did consider buying them - I was on the website for a least 5 min debating if I could get away with it - then talked some sense into myself!! haha

@jaztaz1 - I can't even go to the TTGP boards anymore - so I totally get it!

CaitlinAnn24 · April 2014

@tifga‌ I don't have anything to TP, so I'm going to TP your husband's boss too. What a jerk.

StacyLH24 · April 2014

NariaDreaming said:

StacyLH24 said:

@NariaDreaming - I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling miserable, though I am sorry that you are feeling that way! I also want to TP my vaginal progesterone. While I'm not having a ton of discharge, my uterus area feels like I'm in the middle of one heavy AF. I just plain old feel miserable. On the upside, that has been the worst side effect so far.
ETA: At this point, I would gladly wear a sign that says I'm going through fertility treatments if it meant I could wear my soft pj pants to work.

So there was an ad in my newsfeed about yoga pants that look like dress slacks. They were $80 and I was seriously considering them for a hot second

I would definitely consider that! My supervisor is very understanding. I have yoga pants similar to hers and she gave me permission to wear them to work. That is almost always what she wears. If you pair them with a nice top and some nice shoes, they look just like black dress pants. I wear them to work at least once a week. After my first injectables cycle, I bought two new pairs of pants that I knew would have some give. I'm very thankful that I did!

jencity9 · April 2014

@RammerJammer‌ I'm sorry about your canceled IUI.

as if dealing with IF isn't hard enough when timing does work.

DharmaChick · April 2014

My BFN today.

I really had my hopes up this time around, and went beta or bust again, which I knew was an emotionally dangerous combination.
This morning when my temp dropped and I was spotting, I knew that I wouldn't be getting good news after my test today.

Overall, I also had a stressful workday, which was not any easier to handle with the impending BFN in the back of my mind.

theholmanherd · April 2014

DharmaChick said:

My BFN today.
I really had my hopes up this time around, and went beta or bust again, which I knew was an emotionally dangerous combination.
This morning when my temp dropped and I was spotting, I knew that I wouldn't be getting good news after my test today.

Overall, I also had a stressful workday, which was not any easier to handle with the impending BFN in the back of my mind.

Aw boo! I'm sorry, honey

ReneeJ2011 · April 2014

I want to TP my ovaries. I had a positive OPK on a digital 7 days ago and then a temp spike on my BBT chart which since then has been up and down but had my P4 drawn today and 0.26 is my number so no ovulation. This was going to be our last cycle for a while for financial reasons so now i don't know what is going to happen. I wish they would have just cooperated and done what they were supposed to do like normal ovaries. I hate PCOS.

muzikgrrl · April 2014

I would like to throat punch my own throat, more specifically my thyroid for being so uncooperative. My TSH was finally awesome at the end on January. I just got my results back from my last labs and it's .16. And of course I find this out at 5:30 pm on a long weekend, I'll have to wait to make an appointment with the specialist.

Mommalawyer · April 2014

I'd like to TP these effing drive by BFPs over the last two weeks.

@calindi‌ - I stay away from other "military wives" as a matter of due course. When DH and I went to a party when first dating, it was my introduction into the military stuff. I sat with the wives for about an hour and walked away horrified. Women who try to wear their DH rank or that's their claim to fame really freak me out.

@RammerJammer‌ - I'm sorry about your cancelled cycle. FX that next month is your month.

@DharmaChick‌ - I'm sorry about your BFN. So, so lame. Damn you IF.

Mommalawyer · April 2014

@calindi‌ - Shut the front door. Wow. Major side eye. I go to one event per year. Maybe 2, just to avoid shit like that. Plus, I'm always confused as to who is "sir" and who is not. So I just stand there and smile.

theholmanherd · April 2014

GinnyJones82 said:

I'd like to TP Home Depot. Went in to get plywood. Saw a display of baby swings. Not on any meds and just about lost it anyways!!

Also like to TP the horrible dream I had last night that had me up at 430 crying in DHs arms!!!

Oh no! Baby swings at Home Depot??? That seems weird to me, but I don't go there often.

I hate scary/vivid dreams like that

TTCBabyJ · April 2014

@theholmanherd‌ how is the strep throat?
I'd like to tp all these weird folks that have been on the TTTC board lately...so odd.

theholmanherd · April 2014

TTCBabyJ said:

@theholmanherd‌ how is the strep throat? I'd like to tp all these weird folks that have been on the TTTC board lately...so odd.

I second your TP.

My throat is better. It still hurts to swallow, but I'm not in tears over it. And I can talk a little bit. I just hope I make a miraculous recovery for work tomorrow night.

Mozzarella13 · April 2014

TTCBabyJ said:

@theholmanherd‌ I'd like to tp all these weird folks that have been on the TTTC board lately...so odd.

I'd like to TP that as well...makes me feel like I accidentally clicked on the wrong board!!
@NariaDreaming‌ I'd like to TP the vaginal progesterone as well...I've got the lovely leaking problem and super painful boobs, but I'm sure more side effects to come!

Autumray · April 2014

I want to TP lots today. I work in a Nursing home at the Front Desk... theres plenty to TP, Lots of my patients ask constantly about my "children" and I am everyday saying no I dont have any. Ugh old people I love them but honestly sometimes. Also I have a few days left in TWW and feel the AF wanting to come! =(

Autumray · April 2014

ReneeJ2011 said:

I want to TP my ovaries. I had a positive OPK on a digital 7 days ago and then a temp spike on my BBT chart which since then has been up and down but had my P4 drawn today and 0.26 is my number so no ovulation. This was going to be our last cycle for a while for financial reasons so now i don't know what is going to happen. I wish they would have just cooperated and done what they were supposed to do like normal ovaries. I hate PCOS.

ugh I am sorry! I hate PCOS too!

Autumray · April 2014

I will add also I want to TP Dieting... I want to eat cake and cajun pasta with cheese bread. Eating healthy just is soooo boring lol

theholmanherd · April 2014

@GinnyJones82‌ oh okay. That makes more sense. I thought you meant the swing soothers that go in the house.

Hpearl · April 2014

I would like to TP the mailman. Nothing but bad news today!   We received a $4500.00 bill for bloodwork.    Naturally DH his the nuclear meltdown button rather than calling to figure out whats going on!

And then, I receive a fedex containing the tax refund check that was rejected by my bank. Followed by an overdraft notice also sent by my bank, because we used our tax refund to pay off our car loan.

My husband worked a 1/2 day today...so he was home for HOURS fuming and not doing anything to fix the issues.   Meanwhile I cooked for 180 kids today at work, performed my own job, did dishes, and worked 11 hours.       But thats OK! Three phone calls and one trip to the bank later everything is fixed again.

I am in major B mode now.   But I'd say DH is pretty lucky to have me to clean up the messes around here!

And no, we don't owe 4500 for bloodwork.

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