Side-eye Saturday

annibes · April 2014

Let 'er rip!

annibes · April 2014

I side eye DS so effing hard today. I know the full moon is coming and it's not his fault completely, but his behavior has been un-freaking-believable. I am so not ok with beating kids but I won't lie, I have had to check myself more than once today to keep from return-launching small toys at him.

He has knocked my glasses off my face 3 times, thrown several toys at me, kicked, hit, pinched me, rushed and tried to hit both of the dogs, thrown several toys down the stairs, dumped a box of Legos all over the floor, slammed doors, knocked over the air purifier, and that has just been in the last 2 hours. Completely unprovoked, other than maybe being tired. He even got a new bike today and then turned on us. At first I thought it was the excitement but we gave him multiple chances to chill out and calm down and none of the regular tricks worked.

Momarazzi007 · April 2014

I'm sorry annibes!!!

I'm side eying the heartburn I've had since Tuesday.
I'm also side eying my hubs making today about him. He complained of his shoulder hurting seven times before he goes, "I know I haven't brought it up or said anything, but my shoulder is really hurting." But wait!!! He then went and washed his car with his boo boo shoulder FOR OVER AN HOUR. Yeah. So pain. Ow shoulder. Much sympathy. Poo head. I love him and know it hurts but seriously?!!!?! If I were in pain I wouldn't be out washing my car for over an hour... Lost credibility and sympathy.

MrsLaurenandDan · April 2014

I side-eye the bitch at the party saying that she was worried about IF because they had been trying for THREE WHOLE MONTHS, and the previous 2 kids were accidents. I had to just walk away.

SassFrass · April 2014

WARNING: m/c comment from DD that was absolutely not filtered... BECAUSE when we explained the loss to her, her daddy told her that they died and went to heaven, so although I know she didn't MEAN it that way, it still came out of her mouth that way...

At my DD f'ing goldfish. I cleaned out the tank because it was getting gross, let the water get to room temp again, and let their bag get the same water temp as the tank, let em go... and ten mins later I found a fucking floater, and now as I am looking over there, there is another damn goldfish going belly up... she only has 4, at this rate, I am not even going to be able to replace them... I usually replace them and THEN tell her, cuz it softens the blow a bit because she already has new ones... l am the fish murderer...

ETA: OMFG! I looked over as I hit post and all 3 that are left are belly up. DD is in the tub, and they were alive when she got in... she is going to be so sad... WTF goldfish... WTF....

ETAA: DD just compared her dead fish to my "dead babies from my tummy" as she refers to them... way to reach the side eye level DD...

pettycrocker · April 2014

I'm side eyeing Sassafrass for brutally murdering all those goldfish.

^The fish lady at Petco told me freshwater fish love stagnant water, I leave a gallon of spring water open for a week or so before we change the tank.

I'm side eyeing my neighbor for seeing my new hair color yesterday, then today posting pics with the SAME EXACT cut/color. Mind you, her hair was black, long and curly- today it's shoulder length, straight, and fucking blonde. This was a significant Single White Female kind of move. Super side eye.

I'm side eyeing myself for buying so much effing Easter candy, knowing I have plans to eat it all, just so I can cry about gaining 5lbs over Easter. - What an asshole.

I'm side eyeing my Grandmother who owes me $60. Calls me every fucking day to tell me all the shit she is buying, called to tell me she spent $400 at the casino, but "Sorry, I can't pay you back this week" Seriously, bro?

I'm side eyeing this whole week. Really. I'm glad it's effing OVER.

pettycrocker · April 2014

The best part of this whole day was when N was playing out back and our other neighbor that I CAN'T STAND, came outside with her dogs.. N was playing with her dogs, and the bitch was like "Hi Natalia" she goes "NO! I DON'T WANT TO SAY HI TO YOU"

LOL as a mom I should be ashamed that I'm making my daughter be a B, but it kind of makes me happy when she's a B to people I hate. Whoops.. I get another side eye.

SassFrass · April 2014

Mrs Castillo said:

I'm side eyeing Sassafrass for brutally murdering all those goldfish.

^The fish lady at Petco told me freshwater fish love stagnant water, I leave a gallon of spring water open for a week or so before we change the tank.

I'm side eyeing my neighbor for seeing my new hair color yesterday, then today posting pics with the SAME EXACT cut/color. Mind you, her hair was black, long and curly- today it's shoulder length, straight, and fucking blonde. This was a significant Single White Female kind of move. Super side eye.

I'm side eyeing myself for buying so much effing Easter candy, knowing I have plans to eat it all, just so I can cry about gaining 5lbs over Easter. - What an asshole.

I'm side eyeing my Grandmother who owes me $60. Calls me every fucking day to tell me all the shit she is buying, called to tell me she spent $400 at the casino, but "Sorry, I can't pay you back this week" Seriously, bro?

I'm side eyeing this whole week. Really. I'm glad it's effing OVER.

HEY NOW! lol I WAS trying to do them a favor, and the little bastards decided to die... next time, fuck it, they can stay in their nasty ass water and idc if the sides get gooey with slime... because it never fails, everytime I clean that damn tank... the damn things die... every single time!

bcw2009 · April 2014

I'm side-eying thebump for their stupid stupid blurb on the homepage "tricks to get pregnant-fast!!". If only it were as easy as charting, taking your temperature and checking your cervical mucus ~X(.

But maybe I am just in a bitter place right now...

SassFrass-sorry about the goldfish!!

SassFrass · April 2014

bcw2009 said:
I'm side-eying thebump for their stupid stupid blurb on the homepage "tricks to get pregnant-fast!!". If only it were as easy as charting, taking your temperature and checking your cervical mucus ~X(.

But maybe I am just in a bitter place right now...

SassFrass-sorry about the goldfish!!

I think the same thing about their "tips"

SassFrass · April 2014

Side eye to hormones, I'm watching the littlest angel with DD, and I'm bawling like a baby

tortuga47 · April 2014

MrsLaurenandDan said:

I side-eye the bitch at the party saying that she was worried about IF because they had been trying for THREE WHOLE MONTHS, and the previous 2 kids were accidents. I had to just walk away.

Good grief. I'd walk away too. Maybe possibly trip and spill my drink on her.

kknobbe3 · April 2014

I don't have any epic tales of side eye-ing, but I had to comment to say I love these comments and they have made my day. However!! I will say, I'm side-eyeing myself for being away from this board for so long, and I'm side-eyeing my 3.5 years of ttc with no new baby.

Also, had surgery about a month ago to remove endometriosis, and I'm side-eyeing my once pretty belly that doesn't seem to want to heal.

Bananappeal145 · April 2014

I'm side-eyeing the HORRIBLE stomach virus that I had all day yesterday. I'll spare you the details but I had to spend the entire day in bed except for when I had to try not to pass out running back and forth to the bathroom. Seriously I don't think I've ever ever been that sick. (On the plus side am doing what ever the opposite of side eye is at DH for taking care of me and DD all day) Today seems better. Haven't thrown up and I walked all they way down the hall to the computer without blacking out.

Momarazzi007 · April 2014

So yeah, best episode of Side eye Saturday ever! And thank you @bcw2009‌ for side eying the bump home page crap- OH THANK YOU BUMP I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THAT EASY!
Hahahaha!

GraceyandTroy · April 2014

I didn't get a chance to come on here last night to share mine, so here it is.

I'm side-eyeing my kid who, as a SAHM, I take care of 99% of the time for deciding to choose yesterday morning when I left him alone with DH for two hours to walk across the living room unassisted for the first time. I'm the mom! I should get to be there for the first steps! I can't believe I missed them

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Bananappeal145 · April 2014

@GraceyandTroy. Awwwww

That sucks. I'm sorry, I hate when stuff like that happens.

MrsLaurenandDan · April 2014

I'm side-eyeing my toddler for falling asleep in the car at 6, staying asleep until 11, and then being up from 11-2am. *yawn*

Momarazzi007 · April 2014

@GraceyandTroy‌ awe I'm sorry- did hubs at least get a video?
I'm adding a side eye... At my dd... Who do you think you are cutting out naps two effing days in a row?!?!?!

GraceyandTroy · April 2014

@Momarazzi007‌, no video. DH wasn't expecting him to do it, so he wasn't prepared.

And that nap skipping business... I think it's time you institute mandatory quiet time. I remember as a kid, my mom telling me, "you don't have to nap, but you have to sit on your bed quietly until I come to get you." I would have a stack of books or some quiet toy, so it wasn't too bad. I fully intend to do that with my kids.

annibes · April 2014

I side-eye my immune system now. I either have a cold or allergies and I am wiped out. And I messed up my knee yesterday and it hurts to bend (unrelated to immune system but still annoying). Along with that, I side-eye my schedule at work, because I have too much going on to call off next week and I really, really need a day off to sleep while DS is occupied at school.

CeCe8579 · April 2014

I'm side eyeing....actually I'm effing hating Leukemia for taking my dear friend from me Saturday at only 36 years old!

Bananappeal145 · April 2014

Iloveshanej, I am so very sorry. That is terrible. You and she are in my thoughts. Big big hugs to you.

CeCe8579 · April 2014

Bananappeal145 said:
Iloveshanej, I am so very sorry. That is terrible. You and she are in my thoughts. Big big hugs to you.

Thank you!

SassFrass · April 2014

So sorry for your loss, I didn't see this until today... phone bumping makes me miss a lot

@iloveshanej (hugs)

annibes · April 2014

Iloveshanej said:
I'm side eyeing....actually I'm effing hating Leukemia for taking my dear friend from me Saturday at only 36 years old!

I am so sorry for your loss. Prayers for you and your friend's family!

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