What is it with me and opportunities for embarassment?

MamatoA2010 · April 2014

Last week DD smelled my BO, now this afternoon at the park a mom came up to me to tell me by ass was hanging out of my pants while I was sitting watching DD play in the sandbox.

myskyegirl · April 2014

I read this way too quickly and I thought it said A mother came by to tell you, you smelled like ass.

missyishere · April 2014

Who tells someone that aside from a good friend? I would just sit silently and wonder what I could stick down their crack.

MamatoA2010 · April 2014

@CTGirl30‌ - out of nowhere she came over to me and said "Excuse me, but your butt is showing". $:\$ ">

EVA116 · April 2014

DD and I both have this problem. H always laughs at us. We have long cracks.

missyishere · April 2014

It reminds me of the guy who went around and basically photobombed peoples' ass cracks at a MTG tournament. https://usvsth3m.com/post/79349601288/one-mans-amazing-bum-crack-pilgrimage

vandelay · April 2014

Dying at "long cracks," @EVA116.

bulbasaur359 · April 2014

Omg, I'd be mortified but wow the courage that lady had. It happens unless we wear the dreaded mom jeans with the epic high rises. I do think not all cracks are created equal and I bet some are longer. I wouldn't be surprised if mine is lol.

NeneCakies · April 2014

Ladies, it's called a coin slot. The more you know.

myskyegirl · April 2014

How Cheeky of you

https://laughingsquid.com/how-to-turn-plumbers-crack-into-cheeky-cleavage/

Xtine22 · April 2014

Oh I got you beat. I once had a coworker TELL ON me to our boss that my butt crack (actually I think it was on thong) was showing. We were preschool teachers. I was sitting on the floor and we were require to dress up so I was wearing dress pants. I wanted to be like bitch, you told me I fixed the problem. You are old enough to be my mother there is no need to tattle. It's not like I was doing it in purpose

casholmes · April 2014

This might make you feel better: When I was still at work I had to go to management classes, and we got new uniforms. I ordered mine right before I got KU, so they were kind of tight. The teacher of the class called my store and told my boss to tell me to get bigger shirts. Apparently my crack was showing to everyone, and the buttons were spaced so you could see my bra. She spoke to the only male manager in the place and he was gleeful about embarassing me about it.