GTKY: FFFC Ages 16-20 edition

Soap1 · April 2014

Here's your chance to spill the ridiculous, embarrassing, criminal, or horrible (or all of the above) activities you engaged in between the ages of 16-20!

Because we all know we were flameworthy between ages 16-20, these are actually flame-free. Would hate for someone not to share something really juicy because they were scared to be flamed

So, share away!

Soap1 · April 2014

I'll go first:

You know the girl who always got wasted at parties and took off all her clothes? That was definitely me.

Also, the girl who got wasted at parties and started sobbing uncontrollably about nothing? Me.

I have so many more, but I could take this whole thread with my antics, so I'll let some other people share

TessyMessy · April 2014

I crashed the driver's ed car into a tree.

I may have snuck out of the house on several occasions to see my boyfriend that my parents didn't like.

ETA: I was NOT drunk.. just really sucky at driving!

Soap1 · April 2014

Stophoney said:

I crashed the driver's ed car into a tree. I may have snuck out of the house on several occasions to see my boyfriend that my parents didn't like.

Cracking up.

NoelMarieFrey · April 2014

Soap1 said:

I'll go first:

You know the girl who always got wasted at parties and took off all her clothes? That was definitely me.

Also, the girl who got wasted at parties and started sobbing uncontrollably about nothing? Me.

I have so many more, but I could take this whole thread with my antics, so I'll let some other people share

I was totally the first one for sure, now that I think back to it I always ask myself WTF was I thinking? But, that is how I met my SO believe it or not!

Soap1 · April 2014

megash113 said:

20 was a bad year for me. I was really messed up. I drove drunk several times. I'm not proud of it. Especially since I had people in the car a couple times. The day I woke up at home, with my car out front, and no memory of leaving the party? I decided to face my demons head on and stop self medicating with alcohol.

I drove drunk a lot during these ages too. Not proud either. No clue how I survived or didn't kill someone.

I still drink but since I turned 21, I've have a one drink per hour rule on driving!

MoxyByProxy · April 2014

Skipped school and drove to see my friends using my dad's stick shift s10. I was 15 and he was in the hospital with pneumonia. I was terrible as a teen.

keags5496 · April 2014

Here's a more light hearted one...
I was a pretty tame child, but my junior year in high school my parents finished the basement and made it my bedroom. I was fantastic at opening the hatchway quietly and sneaking boyfriends in or sneaking out. Thinkin about it now, I can't believe that I was rude enough to leave the house....how freaked out would my mom have been to find my bed empty?? Or to find it occupied with 2 people. I did it all for the nookie

karich · April 2014

I once won $500 in a wet t-shirt contest.

I've kissed every single one of my girlfriends. Not on the cheek.

1linedrawing · April 2014

My drunk (not driving) teen self found a piece of lettuce on the floor and started singing the veggie tales "my cheeseburger" song at the top of my lungs- there's video.

I have way more juicy confessions than that- but they're depressing and it's the internet.

Giraffealaff · April 2014

I ran away from home once. I took apart the air conditioner in my window, left a note and took off. I was planning on going into NYC, because - well I really don't know why. I wound up getting drunk and high all weekend with friends I just met. I slept in a sump. Then finally 3 days after I left I was going to a pay phone to call my mom and tell her I was alright, when one of my teachers had spotted me and forced me back home.

It turns out the whole town was looking for me. Police, the school, family. The next day after I came home was 9/11. I remember my mom just thanking god that I never made it into the city.

ScaredOfCats · April 2014

My most embarrassing and definitely flame worthy was my taste in guys. I generally dated total looser, slightly older, want-to-be musician guys except for this one random hockey player my senior year. He played for our local AHL team and was called up to the NHL a couple of time while we were together. I thought he was awesome. After going out for a few months, a friend did a google search and turns out the ass was married and had a baby in Canada. Ten years later, I still feel really guilty about that. His baby apparently spent time in the NICU when we were together. I've really struggled with the fact I did not take the time to try to contact his wife and let her know what a scumbag he was.

Decided to google before posting and he is now divorced and playing in Europe. I hope his wife beat him with a hockey stick.

coralreefmom · April 2014

Freshman year of college I was in a pretty crappy long distance relationship. I met DH during that time and we were mutually attracted to each other. I told the other guy I wanted a break (DHs prereq for DTD) and eventually broke up with other guy.

Other guy asked whose penis was larger. Hint, it wasn't his. I still feel kinda bad, but now we're both (hopefully) happily married. I lost a large group of friends over that fiasco.

djtippietoes · April 2014

I skipped a lot of school in high school. Somehow I managed to stay on the honor roll and never got detention for skipping. I have no idea how that happened.

Soap1 · April 2014

adinashoshana said:

MH is my twelfth partner. I had sex with seven guys when I studied abroad at age twenty. It was a semester program. I was hot off a bad two year relationship and rebounded hard with some real characters. My program roommate dubbed one of them as "Moby No-Dick." That Halloween, I hit my bottom. Had dinner with a guy I had previously slept with, met another for drinks and sex at his place. Guy #2 wanted to watch Saw while we did it (the fuck?) so I asked to leave. He said there was a botellon happening 30 mins out of town (a legal, drunken fest in the streets) and that he'd drop me off there since he had someone else he could hook up with(!) So I met up with yet another dude (Moby No-Dick) and woke up the next morning with his gf(!) knocking on the door. Not knowing he was taken, but still. Yuck. Not my proudest night, but I did meet MH right after I came home from my trip!

Agree, wtf is with that?

At least you got it out of your system

I, too, have a rather impressive (also humiliating) list of sexual partners.

1linedrawing · April 2014

My now husband took me to a Marine Corps ball in Vegas when I was 18. (Good call, dad..?)
He bumped me and made me spill Corona on the oldest, most decorated Marine there. I felt like an asshole.

Side note- how was I served alcohol? I just put that together.

breadpudding · April 2014

Can my first FFFC 16-20 Edition be that I'm 22 years old? :-\" I must add that I'm well out of my "crazy days" and do not feel my age. I don't even wish that I felt 22. Ha!

When DH and I split up in 2012 (if you remember he was bumping uglies with my best friend behind my back) I went to my FIRST EVER beer-pong party with the guy that she was crushing on. That night also ended up being my FIRST EVER one night stand.

That one night stand ended up turning into 5 "one night stands". So I guess it never really was a real one night stand. :-/

ETA that the extra 5 times was still with the same guy. It sounds like it was 5 different guys. Whew! Nope.

Soap1 · April 2014

JA82406 said:

Can my first FFFC 16-20 Edition be that I'm 22 years old? :-\" I must add that I'm well out of my "crazy days" and do not feel my age. I don't even wish that I felt 22. Ha! When DH and I split up in 2012 (if you remember he was bumping uglies with my best friend behind my back) I went to my FIRST EVER beer-pong party with the guy that she was crushing on. That night also ended up being my FIRST EVER one night stand. That one night stand ended up turning into 5 "one night stands". So I guess it never really was a real one night stand. :-/

This post made me think of this fabulous video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSnDJ7exSO0

southerngal07 · April 2014

So many stories...

Senior year I got really drunk at a music festival. We took MARTA (Atlanta's version of public transportation) home, and on the train we ran into my dad and little sister, who had also been at the festival. Somehow I managed to hold a conversation with my dad without him catching on.

I used to tell my parents I was spending the night with my best friends, but really I was shacked up with my bf in a hotel room.

In college I was that girl who got really drunk and fought with her bf at every party. We once were arguing so loudly in the dorm parking lot that campus security got called.

While I had a bf (same one I used to fight with) I would text this guy I knew from hs. Usually while drunk after a fight with bf. Our texts got pretty racy and included inappropriate pics. I still run I to the guy from time to time with DH because they share a hobby. It is so awkward.

breadpudding · April 2014

Soap1 said:

JA82406 said:

Can my first FFFC 16-20 Edition be that I'm 22 years old? :-\" I must add that I'm well out of my "crazy days" and do not feel my age. I don't even wish that I felt 22. Ha!

When DH and I split up in 2012 (if you remember he was bumping uglies with my best friend behind my back) I went to my FIRST EVER beer-pong party with the guy that she was crushing on. That night also ended up being my FIRST EVER one night stand.

That one night stand ended up turning into 5 "one night stands". So I guess it never really was a real one night stand. :-/

This post made me think of this fabulous video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSnDJ7exSO0

Haha! This is insanely awesome.

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Rosie137 · April 2014

When I was 16 I lied to my mom by saying I was staying the night at my friends house. I instead went with DH (new boyfriend at the time) on a road trip to San Francisco (3 hours away) for a huge anti Iraq war protest (100,000+ people). I had to call her again and say I was staying another night with said friend since we weren't gonna make it back for another day.

I really hope my behavior from my teens doesn't come bite me in the ass with my kids

Soap1 · April 2014

Rosie137 said:

When I was 16 I lied to my mom by saying I was staying the night at my friends house. I instead went with DH (new boyfriend at the time) on a road trip to San Francisco (3 hours away) for a huge anti Iraq war protest (100,000+ people). I had to call her again and say I was staying another night with said friend since we weren't gonna make it back for another day. I really hope my behavior from my teens doesn't come bite me in the ass with my kids

I have always figured it would come in handy because I know every trick. They'll try to outsmart me with their fancy technological thingamajiggers, but a kid sneaking out of the house was a kid sneaking out of the house in 2000, and a kid sneaking out in 1980, and a kid sneaking out in 1950.

It'll still just be a kid sneaking out in 2025 even with new technology and I'll be onto them

Soap1 · April 2014

broccoli's_girl said:

Let me preface by saying that I was a total goody two-shoes.

When I was in 8th grade (14). I "dated" the school drug dealer for 3 days. When he asked me out, he said he would give up hard drugs and cut back on weed for me. Because romantic??? Anyway, a week after I dumped him, he got busted selling pot in school. Someone saw him and a girl I knew exchange a $20 for a highlighter. (Had taken the ink cartridge out and slipped the joint/s in.) Person narced to the office, girl spilled her guts so she wouldn't get in trouble, and the police raided his house. He got expelled for a semester (had to start high school a semester late), and spent 6 months in juvey.

Your middle school sounds scary!

JackieP1023 · April 2014

I grew up on a dairy farm, and had chores before school. My sister and I would purposely sleep in so that our chores would make us late for school. Dad would write us a note, and we would take that as a pass to skip the first few hours of school (instead of the 15-30 minutes the note was intended to cover) we were both honor roll students, and our grades never took a hit... In fact, my parents had no idea we even did that until several years later when my sister was feeling nostalgic!

ramfan05 · April 2014

I was a super goody-goody and didn't really do anything in high school. No sex, no drinking, no smoking. In fact, my friend and I were so "bad" that our senior year, we had earned these things called a Principal's Pass for good grades and attendance. If you had one, you were allowed to call in your own absences instead of your parents, because they trusted you to do so responsibly. So we had decided that we were going to call ourselves in and go shopping instead. But we told our moms first and they were cool with it

We ended up never getting to do it because at the end of the school year, I had to have sinus surgery. See - I was super cool

1linedrawing · April 2014

Mevaroo said:

Mine is a little lame, but I was never very wild or crazy and was pregnant with my second by the time I was twenty. My first real make-out happened when my bf and I were piled in a car with a bunch of our other friends. No drunk driving, we were just coming back from the movies and to cheap to take more than one car, so we had five or six people in the back seat. I was more or less sitting on bf's lap, and his best friend was sitting next to us. I'm a VERY ticklish person, and the guy sitting next to us just barely touched my side (because crammed in a car) and I jolted from it and ending up biting bf's tongue. He broke up with me not long after, and I always suspected it might have to do with that kiss at least a little. Fun story though, I ended up going out with the guy that bumped me for a long time.

yea, girl... @mevaroo 's a homie hopper!

1linedrawing · April 2014

Mevaroo said:

Mevaroo said:

Mine is a little lame, but I was never very wild or crazy and was pregnant with my second by the time I was twenty. My first real make-out happened when my bf and I were piled in a car with a bunch of our other friends. No drunk driving, we were just coming back from the movies and to cheap to take more than one car, so we had five or six people in the back seat. I was more or less sitting on bf's lap, and his best friend was sitting next to us. I'm a VERY ticklish person, and the guy sitting next to us just barely touched my side (because crammed in a car) and I jolted from it and ending up biting bf's tongue. He broke up with me not long after, and I always suspected it might have to do with that kiss at least a little. Fun story though, I ended up going out with the guy that bumped me for a long time.

yea, girl... @mevaroo 's a homie hopper!
That's what you get for dumping me for a girl named Mimi. (No lie!)

why? who wouldn't want to get with this?

BearyBear210 · April 2014

My friends and I stole a street sign...pole included. It was Swallow Drive. We thought it was hilarious because Swallow.

magentawarped · April 2014

When I was 16 I worked in a movie theater, and everyone there was sleeping with everyone else. One night after closing I left with my 27 year old manager for a one nighter at his house. Turned out he lived with the theater manager, awkward. Afterward, he dropped me back off at my car and I drove home to find my dad still awake. When I didn't come home at the normal time, he'd driven to the theater and found my car still there, but no one had heard him knock on the theater doors (thank goodness) so he just went home and waited. I lied and told him that the usher wasn't feeling well so I'd volunteered to stay and clean up after the last showing. He bought it.

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