What is your breast pump saying to YOU?!

Re: What is your breast pump saying to YOU?!

• ProudMommy030614 member

  April 2014

  You who! I feel like it it calling me and I am already hooked up to it!

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• Zombielove126 member

  April 2014

  Yayyyy, brown horse! @bandteacher‌ Maybe I can hear that now once in awhile.

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• lalaith50 member

  April 2014

  "More milk!"

  
  

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• Zombielove126 member

  April 2014

  Listen closely next time @dotgirl2‌ , I neeeeeed new words to imagine it saying. Lol

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• AnonymousMotherOfOne member

  April 2014

  "Mooooo haaaaaah. Mooooo haaaaaah."
  
  My pump mocks me.

  
  

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• PerkyErky member

  April 2014 edited April 2014

  During the letdown phase at the beginning it says "Bradley Bradley Bradley"...no idea why. The main pumping time it says "white power" this disturbed me at first especially since I'm Jewish, but now I take it to mean MORE MILK! Milk power.
  
  Sometimes I hear other words but those are the two I can think of at the moment. I have to pump again soon so I might report back.
  
  ETA: just finished pumping and it also says "wake up", fitting since I am usually so tired while pumping

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• StephBrim24 member

  April 2014

  I ep'd with DD and I always heard it saying things! I used to sing along after a while because I was losing my mind with exhaustion and boredom.

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  April 2014

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• BrideNamedMeg member

  April 2014

  Too funny!  I don't pump often enough for mine to talk to me, but I'm on another board and there was a thread like this a couple of years ago, almost everyone's pump talked to them too.  

  
   

    
  

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• scrumpfy member

  April 2014

  I don't hear mine say things, but DD1 dances to it. The pump comes out and she shrieks "dance!" And starts moving to the whooshing. So I guess it sounds like something to her.

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• jennybean80 member

  April 2014

  Mine says 'nipple, nipple'. I hate that thing.
  A friend insisted hers said Ferrariiii

  

  

  
  

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• LaurenAsh23 member

  April 2014

  LMAO, now I'm going to have to listen closely to mine in the morning! 

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• KariB509 member

  April 2014

  Moooooo cow. Mooooooo cow.

  
  

    

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• amandapthompson member

  April 2014

  Hahaha these cracked me the hell up. I swear mine calls me whacko. Whacko whacko whacko

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• karen31186 member

  April 2014

  At the beginning mine says "Let it go, let it go, let it go"

  

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• sebullows member

  April 2014

  I am sitting here dying with laughter on the couch.. Made levi do his moro reflex a couple of times. Thought I was the only one who did this.
  
  I haven't pumped in 3 weeks so I can't remember what mine said to me.

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• ydawg05 member

  April 2014

  Omg...I never ever thought of it "saying" anything, but now I'm going to hear things every time I pump. Thanks a lot! Hahaha!

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• mrsdahamm member

  April 2014

  @PerkyErky‌ I've heard "wake up" a bunch too. Also, what's the guy's name in the new hunger games? Plutarch!! My mom heard stuff before me, I forget now what she said.

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• lindsey1031 member

  April 2014

  Mine says, "I suck."  And it does.
  

             
  

  
  

  

  
  
  
  
  

         

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• Zombielove126 member

  April 2014

  Bahaha! Yesssss, this is awesome ladies, I'm cracking up and happy I'm not the only one. My BF thought I was crazy at first but then I told him to listen closely. Haha, then he heard it too. Haha, @PerkyErky‌, "white power," that's hilarious!

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• bumpuser1282882 member

  April 2014

  This thread made me laugh. I haven't noticed mine saying anything specific, but you can bet I'll be listening for it now!

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• ladyglittersparkles member

  April 2014

  I can't wait to hear what mine says in the am!!

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• carrieandtim member

  April 2014

  amandapthompson said:

  Hahaha these cracked me the hell up. I swear mine calls me whacko. Whacko whacko whacko

  THIS!!!! It makes me crazy.
  
  

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• knittinlins member

  April 2014

  I will have to listen more closely next time! Sometimes i dance back and forth to the rhythm of it, though.

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• nblondheim member

  April 2014

  The first times I pumped in the hospital it totally said things to me! I never told anyone cause I thought they'd think I was crazy! Now I can't remember what it was!!!

  

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• Zombielove126 member

  April 2014

  I've been holding it in for 3 months! I thought for sure I couldn't be the only crazyyyyyy one!

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• anelson05 member

  April 2014

  I just woke both DH and DS up because I laughed so hard! I swear I felt like a crazy person when I started repeating what it was saying to me just a few days ago! One day it was saying "more gravy" and this morning it was "shimmy shake". I know I'll hear "North Pole" next time I pump!

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• Zombielove126 member

  April 2014

  Haha, "more gravy," yessss!
  

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• NortyLeigh member

  April 2014

  Mine says "Oprah!"

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• liamandlettie member

  April 2014

  Miller Time

                                         
  
  

   

  

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• YankeePeach08 member

  April 2014

  Hahahaha, I almost posted this question too. When I pumped with DS my pump said "le pump, le pump" this time around , sure enough she's still French!

  

  
  

  
  

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• ktgigles member

  April 2014

  I heard 'go home' the first time and it made me cry because I wanted to go back to Ohio so bad.

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• MA&CB member

  April 2014

  Nacho, Nacho, Nacho!
  

  

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• theluckiest9 member

  April 2014

  Ha these make me laugh. I always thought mine was saying "wooly pump."

  
  

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• I'mGonnaMarryYou member

  April 2014

  scrumpfy said:

  I don't hear mine say things, but DD1 dances to it. The pump comes out and she shrieks "dance!" And starts moving to the whooshing. So I guess it sounds like something to her.

  Mine does too!
  
  

                                     

                                    

  

                                             

  

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• Hdhtk4 member

  April 2014

  karen31186 said:

  At the beginning mine says "Let it go, let it go, let it go"

  Totally this! I was playing Disney music for LO while pumping and heard Let It Go from Frozen. Then my pump started saying it as well.

  
  

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• CruiseGirl28 member

  April 2014

  Mine talks to me too, but I'm too tired right now to remember. I'll post after I pump next.

  

  

   

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• linzy523 member

  April 2014

  This is the funniest thing I've read! Woke up dd and my kitty laughing so hard. I have only used mine once, but I want to go play with it now to hear what it says!

  

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• clo1982 member

  April 2014

  Mine says whooomp whooomp like it's disappointed. Real fast at first then real slow and drawn out for let down. Nasty little machine!

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• desertmouse39 member

  April 2014

  Hysterical - mine says several things, none of which I can remember at the moment, but I am happy I'm not the only one!  Also, with DD #1 the white noise app on my phone would say crazy things.  I mentioned this to a friend and she really thought I was losing it.  So I've kept the breast pump monologues to myself, lol.

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