My one week of parenthood has been very interesting, especially during diaper changes. I've been urinated on, watched poop pour out in the middle of cleaning him, watched him urinate in his hair. But the most interesting of all has projectile poop. Poop that shoots out like a water gun. It went all over me, the carpet and the wall. I never knew I needed a hazmat suite to change my one week year old. The bright side is it did not get any on my face or hair.
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