Pros and Cons of Vaccinating

iqwedding3 · April 2014

https://www.theonion.com/articles/the-pros-and-cons-of-vaccinating-children,35731/?ref=auto

iqwedding3 · April 2014

My personal favourite: "Without suffering through diphtheria, the flu, and measles, American children will become effete, pampered do-nothings"

NorthernGal248 · April 2014

I honestly rolled my eyes when I saw the title - but this is great! Thanks for the laugh!

awc1986 · April 2014

Well i was all set to vaccinate, then i realised i'd have to go to a place. Nah. Count me out. I like sitting on my behind.

rainydayluck · April 2014

iqwedding3 said:

My personal favourite: "Without suffering through diphtheria, the flu, and measles, American children will become effete, pampered do-nothings"

That was my favorite part too. I shared this on Facebook earlier. Love the Onion (hate onions though).

iqwedding3 · April 2014

There's been a lot of vaccine stuff on this board lately and getting kind of nasty, I thought this would be fun.

sisterjanet · April 2014

My favorite pro: "Habituates children to the pain of existence"

Ladiebug710 · April 2014

Hilarious. I haven't looked at the onion in forever, this totally just cost me an hour!

julesf817 · April 2014

awc1986 said:

Well i was all set to vaccinate, then i realised i'd have to go to a place. Nah. Count me out. I like sitting on my behind.

but you get to puncture them with a needle!

awc1986 · April 2014

Jules51814 said:

awc1986 said:

Well i was all set to vaccinate, then i realised i'd have to go to a place. Nah. Count me out. I like sitting on my behind.

but you get to puncture them with a needle!

Omg! I couldn't possibly inflict pain on my little princess! Or put harsh chemicals in her body!

Bootsie327 · April 2014

"Healthier children equals friendlier waiters at Chili’s down the line" hahaha

jenb_99 · April 2014

I posted that link on my FB, and one of my non-vax friends responded with this:
https://www.livingwhole.org/dear-parents-are-you-being-lied-to/

It made me roll my eyes so hard I was afraid they were going to be stuck that way.

awc1986 · April 2014

@jenb_99‌ - are you kidding me?! The stuff she's saying is downright dangerous. Can you throw someone in jail for being fucking stupid?

Bootsie327 · April 2014

awc1986 said:
@jenb_99‌ - are you kidding me?! The stuff she's saying is downright dangerous. Can you throw someone in jail for being fucking stupid?

Somewhere I saw a tumblr of screenshots of people who think the onion is real. It is glorious! People are so dumb!

rainydayluck · April 2014

jenb_99 said:
I posted that link on my FB, and one of my non-vax friends responded with this:
https://www.livingwhole.org/dear-parents-are-you-being-lied-to/

It made me roll my eyes so hard I was afraid they were going to be stuck that way.

Edited: never mind, I saw that the link you posted was actually a rebuttal to the link I posted. Here it is in case you didn't want to give traffic to the crazy site.
https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/dear-parents-you-are-being-lied

Bootsie327 · April 2014

Bootsie327 said:

@jenb_99‌ - are you kidding me?! The stuff she's saying is downright dangerous. Can you throw someone in jail for being fucking stupid?
Somewhere I saw a tumblr of screenshots of people who think the onion is real. It is glorious! People are so dumb!

I found it! Read this if you feel like weeping for humanity, or if you like how it feels when your brain hurts.
https://literallyunbelievable.org/

iqwedding3 · April 2014

But but, influenza and pneumonia are not the same thing! Not like thye're related in anyway way... therefore all science is wrong.

awc1986 · April 2014

@iqwedding3‌ - yeah, surely your kid can handle the sniffles. Just give them a Kleenex and tell them to grow a pair!

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