You know you're 33+ weeks pregnant when...

Courtneyhunter · April 2014

You make a pass from your desk to the front of the classroom and hit at least 3 kids in the head with your belly.

jjones59 · April 2014

Lol. I'm always hitting something or knocking something over in my room. Haven't knocked into kiddos yet:)

ho11yday · April 2014

My techs keep getting touched by my belly. And My husband has estimated there is now about a good 1-2 ft worth of space between the two of us if we stand belly to belly.

eliak · April 2014

..you visit the bathroom right before you leave home and by the time you arrive at the supermarket you have to go. Again..

awc1986 · April 2014

You get stuck between parked cars and have to get your husband to pull you out. :-\"

Jennyinheaven · April 2014

My belly is always collecting things, I have some sorta food or other stain in that region every single day and I never remember spilling anything on it. So attractive!

spacepotatoes · April 2014

I was supervising a test on Friday morning and kept bumping two poor students with my belly every time I passed between their desks.

keeumm · April 2014

I've started sitting a lot more while teaching. It's safer for everyone.

Jennyinheaven · April 2014

You can't shower with your DH. We got in together the other day and I tried to pass him to get to the back and fell out of the tub.

spacepotatoes · April 2014

Kimbus22 said:

You can no longer use a public restroom because the stalls are too small for you to get yourself completely in them and then shut the door.

And once you make it in, you have to use the toilet seat cover or make your own because you can't hover anymore.

apinkpelican · April 2014

...you have to buy new maternity shirts bc the non-mat flowy tops you've been eeking by with are now crop tops.

...I am a wedding planner and bopped at least 3 ppl on the head this past weekend during dinner! Classy.

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lrmrtn · April 2014

You are extremely out of breath walking around Target.

lavendergiraffes · April 2014

Yup, I too have smacked kids in the head with my belly.

They also know that if I drop something the nearest kid picks it up for me. I've trained them well!

I have also been sitting more, but I bought a yoga ball for my classroom so that's what I've been sitting on. I'm sure the few subs I've had think I'm weird but it's so much better than a chair!

Hnova86 · April 2014

Getting out of bed feels like an Olympic sport. Lol!

Nmooney1 · April 2014

...all of the posts on here go from "do you think I'm pregnant?" to "do you think I'm in labor?"

spacepotatoes · April 2014

Nmooney1 said:

...all of the posts on here go from "do you think I'm pregnant?" to "do you think I'm in labor?"

and from "have I gained too much/too little weight?" to "is my baby going to be too big/too small?"

Jennyinheaven · April 2014

Hnova86 said:
Getting out of bed feels like an Olympic sport. Lol!

I can do my bed but my deep cushy couches are like an iron women competition for me

ksyknelvr73 · April 2014

I keep accidentally opening my gas thingy (I am seriously blanking on words here) with my bump. I park in our garage, and go around the back of my car to get to the door and I always hit it so that the little thing opens (you just push it and it pops open). I never notice it until the next day when I go to get into my car.

frasey · April 2014

aimee223 said:

I've given up on any shoes I have to tie or buckle. Thank goodness winter is over. I bought these Crocs for commuting and I love them and end up leaving them on all day instead of changing to my nice shoes when I get to work. DGAF.

I have these ones:

motoLyn · April 2014

When opening a door I misjudge the distance and bump my belly with the door.

lauralou3x3 · April 2014

When you try to use a mirror to look at your vajingle jangle....and still can't see it....

bookishnerd · April 2014

Giving a urine sample at appointments has become a feat of awkward gymnastics.

ho11yday · April 2014

DH has to roll me out if bed, put on my socks, and tie my shoes.

Totally feel the bathroom stall thing. I was going to use the handicap stall today but I didn't want an audience as there was another woman taking her sweet time doing her hair. Totally disappointed that there were no seat covers, and had to double check that the makeshift toilet paper toilet seat cover somehow didn't get attached to me. It is too much work to go pee now.

yvanehtnioj · April 2014

Carpenter627 said:

You can no longer use a public restroom because the stalls are too small for you to get yourself completely in them and then shut the door.
I feel terrible about it but I have resorted to using the handicapped stalls. Otherwise I have to back in, spread eagled over the toilet, to get the door shut, and even then I often whack myself in the belly with the door.

Don't feel bad! They are there for whoever needs them: moms with strollers, the obese, the pregnants, the olds, people who need room to change their clothing, people who want a little privacy so they can poop, whatever. They are not there to sit empty at all times until someone in a wheelchair shows up.

Tkburke · April 2014

Rolling over in bed is like a five step process.

Bootsie327 · April 2014

ksyknelvr73 said:

I keep accidentally opening my gas thingy (I am seriously blanking on words here) with my bump. I park in our garage, and go around the back of my car to get to the door and I always hit it so that the little thing opens (you just push it and it pops open). I never notice it until the next day when I go to get into my car.

I have the opposite problem! Mine is triggered from the inside, and I have to unbuckle and re-situate myself to open it. I think before LO arrives, I'll actually have to step out of the car! I'm in NJ which is full service gas, which I like, but the attendants get super impatient with my technique.

usernewname · April 2014

When you get pissed off at the lady who parks in the expectant mothers spot, then sits and watches you waddle to the front door.

I gave her a dirty look … oh yes I did.

And when a toddler in your class goes "you're getting bigger, baby is growing". Sigh, good thing she's damn cute and hilarious.

awc1986 · April 2014

Babybarlow2014 said:
When you smack your bump with the refrigerator door.

I feel ya. I can't open ours all the way anymore because I get wedged between the door and the wall.

Also:

When you legit have a jar of pee and a jar of Nutella in your bag at the same time.

awc1986 · April 2014

I've discovered a new one. When you're on the laptop and your belly keeps clicking on stuff with the mouse pad.

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