WTF Wednesday

typeset · April 2014

WTF, AEs? Why can't every day be April Fools' Day?

awc1986 · April 2014

WTF Pregsomnia?! Y u no let me sleep like normal people?!

WTF house critter?! What's so cool about running under my bedroom floorboards at 2am? Keep that shiz downstairs where I can't hear you!

sheriot · April 2014

WTF Baby Sheriot? Why are you so big? Please stay put for another two weeks. And also can you please let me see your face next time we get an ultrasound? Smushing it into the side of my uterus isn't my favorite.

WTF doc? Don't grab a box of tissues before you tell me the results of our 35w U/S. That just freaked me out.

WTF time? Stop flying.

eta: sometimes I like to make sense.

Shepa123 · April 2014

WTF body? Why do you want to sleep all.day.long. but when it is time for the real deed YOU want to stay wide awake?!

WTF coon hound? I get that you are use to being the baby, but me kicking you out of my room at night isn't a reflection of how I feel about you.. I really just don't feel like tripping over you when LO arrives because seeing in the dark is hard. Please stop walking around, clicking your nails on my hardwood because you can't seem to sleep either.

WTF dude at work? I am not doing your job for you, I can't even get my own shiz together to do my own work!

tbiscuit18 · April 2014

WTF person who decided to buy the beautiful, tiny wooded lot next to our house and choose to start construction right around my due date? AND WTF for needing to come by the lot 2-3 times a day just to walk around and point at things? WTF for calling the cops every time you come to look at the lot because you told them you are worried the neighborhood is mad at you for deciding to build a house in our neighborhood? Of course we're mad at you, you are building a crap house which is less than half the value of ALL of the surrounding homes. You are single-handedly ruining our property value. BUT that does not mean every single person who owns a home in this neighborhood wants to physically harm you. If you're that effing paranoid don't build here!!

Jennyinheaven · April 2014

Wtf self for falling with laundry in hand yesterday and breaking baby toe, now I have pain and cool limp plus pregnant waddle Wtf heartburn why even when I am careful what I eat do you insist on coming with avengence after breakfast each morning.

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lrmrtn · April 2014

Wtf vendors who brought the yummy coffee cake and left it on my desk. I've had 2 pieces and want more despite my stomach ache.

Wtf baby for not letting mommy breathe especially when I have my feet up to alleviate my swollen ankles which BTW you are causing.

whimsy515 · April 2014

kitchencolors said:

@mattsgirl2004 people are so weird about pregnancy and driving (well I suppose insert any daily activity where it says driving and the statement is still true). I had a boss who told me that she felt like the seat belt would be dangerous for her baby if she got in a crash while she was pregnant. So she didn't wear one. She figured that was a good compromise.

I was given a baby book in my first trimester. There was this whole passage about how/why to wear a seat belt. I seriously thought "Who the hell is that stupid?" Now I know!

Xath · April 2014

kitchencolors said:
@mattsgirl2004 people are so weird about pregnancy and driving (well I suppose insert any daily activity where it says driving and the statement is still true). I had a boss who told me that she felt like the seat belt would be dangerous for her baby if she got in a crash while she was pregnant. So she didn't wear one. She figured that was a good compromise.

My OB recommended that once your stomach doesn't have 12" of clearance from the steering wheel that you shouldn't drive when you have the option of someone else driving. His rationale is clearance from the air bag. It's safer to be in the passenger seat when pregnant because your stomach has more clearance. But he doesn't recommend not driving at all; just if you have the option.

SMM1986 · April 2014

WTF animals? Why are you following me all around the house today?

WTF weather? Why does it have to rain the day I have a ped appt scheduled for the kids? Bad enough there's no parking and I have to park eleven billionty blocks away and laddle (limp-waddle) my ass to the building.

Xath · April 2014

@kitchencolors‌

I think it has to do with an increased risk of placental abruption from the impact of the airbag at short range.

eghulse · April 2014

Wtf weather?! April fools was yesterday, no need to play the snow card when a week ago I was getting sunburned! I have errands to run, but going out with ds in this garbage is not am exciting idea...

sopsongbird · April 2014

WTF baby?! Stop kicking my ribs...that hurts!

WTF heartburn/acid reflux?! I take Prilosec and you shouldn't be happening!

WTF pup?! I love you to pieces but you need to stop smothering me...laying on my tummy is not acceptable anymore! Go smother DH!

AugustGlass · April 2014

WTF reflux? Tums are now useless and eating them makes me nauseous.

ho11yday · April 2014

Wtf body? Why did I wake up with diarrhea despite taking poop tons of calcium last night?

Wtf self--why did you eat all the peanut m&ms and not leave any for today?

Wtf guy who sold us our car--why would you send to your bank to put us on the title? In Az we do things differently. I want to drive my 3.7 lb paperweight before I have to worry about ruining my leather seats with bodily fluids.

Wtf bank-- why is it taking so long to send us the title? Seriously, 3 business days should be plenty--especially for this impatient pregnant woman.

lindseylu10 · April 2014

WTF Baby P. you be going the wrong the way, the exit is down not up. Those are my lungs you are crowding, not my vag.

pistolpackinmomma · April 2014

WTF paint? Why is it going to take 3 coats to look right? Also WTF self for waiting until 6 weeks prior to the eviction date to get started on the nursery.

WTF dog, why are you being such a pain in my ass?

WTF DS? Why must you always wake the second I start to put food in my mouth? Momma just wants to snack on junk food that she doesn't let you have.

Shell+Bell · April 2014

Wtf MIL. Don't agree with me when I say I'm getting wider instead of poking out more. That's for ME to say, and not for you to follow up and say, 'yes you are getting wider.' Shut your face lady.

ArmyMedic7588 · April 2014

WTF headaches? Why must you come back now when we start getting nice weather finally!? You went away for a long time and really... I liked you being gone!

WTF last 8 weeks... why must you feel like you are going to drag on forever!? Little munchkin you make your mommy so uncomfortable!

And I hear you ladies on the shortness and driving! I literally have to drive with my seat about a click or two back from the furthest forward it can be! An airbag would hurt like a MOFO but much better than a steering wheel! And people are stupid for not wearing seat belts! Especially pregnant!

lrmrtn · April 2014

Another one - WTF DH for wanting to quit your temp job. But it's okay for me to work 3 jobs at 33 weeks preggers and then have no income when LO is born. And this makes how many jobs you've quit in the past 5 years?

chillypenguin · April 2014

WTF headache? Why won't you go away? I know it's from not getting enough food/drink/sleep the past few days because DD was sick, but she is finally feeling better today and I need to as well!

WTF work? Why can't you just do the job yourself so I can nap, but please continue to pay me.

I am just so over working and I have just mentally checked out.

jjones59 · April 2014

Wtf back and hips....making me so uncomfy I can't leave the house

wtf toddler please play by yourself just for 15 minutes

wtf motivation level I need to get ready for the 5 Ieps and maternity leave lesson plans but don't wanna (and have to wait for toddler to go to bed since no work can get done while she's awake)

momthatlifts · April 2014

Wtf heart burn, why must I wake up every night choking on stomach acid and gagging? Zantac not strong enough for you any more?

Wtf congestion, please go away you've been around far too long.

Shepa123 · April 2014

Another one- WTF self? Why are you crying over everything the past two days?! I get that you're emotional, but really please stop crying over questions like "how has your day been?"

cindythelou · April 2014

WTF charlie horses? Why do you torture me every morning?

RachelCA29 · April 2014

I have 2 that just happened this afternoon and are bugging the shit out of me.

WTF person that parked over the line giving me NO room to get into my car, even if I was regular sized, let alone pregnant-sized.

WTF intern with the new Mac laptop - your new computer works and has the internet, so why don't you Google how to do every single thing you need to figure out how to do on a Mac instead of asking me (I don't even have a Mac). I'm not your personal search engine for questions I don't know and you could look up answers to online yourself. DON'T BE SO LAZY.

sisterjanet · April 2014

WTF maternity shirts? I saved you bitches on purpose since I planned to have kids close together. Now that it's finally warm enough to wear you, I discover that even though technically most of you fit, you fit in such a way as to constantly remind me that I'm undeniably a bit fatter than last time. My pregnant ego really needed that kind of feedback. Thanks.

Roufi · April 2014

WTF OB? Your excessive caution (ordering ANOTHER colposcopy because I bled ONCE after DTD) is appreciated, however even your colleague who did the exam felt it was unneccessary, and I lost work hours when I'm desperately trying to get my projects finished so that I can go on mat leave when I planned to. And the unexpected appointment scared the shit out of me.

Mimaloo · April 2014

WTF DH? You found my secret stash of Cadbury mini eggs that I hide in my car, ate the entire bag and still haven't replaced it.

WTF body. Why do you refuse to sleep at night? Then you're too tired during the day to go out and buy new Cadbury mini eggs.

Roufi · April 2014

@Mimaloo‌ H knows that finishing my Mini Eggs is an offense punishable by death...not okay.

Xath · April 2014

Mimaloo said:
WTF DH? You found my secret stash of Cadbury mini eggs that I hide in my car, ate the entire bag and still haven't replaced it.

Oh hell no!

ThereBeDragons · April 2014

Yeah touch my Cadbury eggs and die. Luckily DH is not a big chocolate lover so it's not hard to keep him out of my stash.

ho11yday · April 2014

Wtf DH...I told you exactly what I wanted from the grocery store and showed you a picture. You still got it wrong.

awc1986 · April 2014

WTF DH - I'm too tired to deal with your moods. Yes I get that the bathroom reno is not perfect, but absolutely nothing will match your ridiculously high standards. You are the reason I'm not sleeping - not this baby.

Jennyinheaven · April 2014

Question about the mini Cadbury eggs, are they the same as the big ones? Do they still have the yummy center? I'm not sure why I just always assumed they wouldn't be as delicious as their big sized counterparts.

RachelCA29 · April 2014

Babybarlow2014 said:

Question about the mini Cadbury eggs, are they the same as the big ones? Do they still have the yummy center? I'm not sure why I just always assumed they wouldn't be as delicious as their big sized counterparts.
Not the same! They're better!

I just had some as a second breakfast ... is that good or bad?

ArmyMedic7588 · April 2014

JKBMA2014 said:

Wtf congestion, please go away you've been around far too long.

I swear I've had a stuffy nose since that damn pee stick dried!! It's never gone away. I won't know what to do when I can breath like a normal person again!

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