Botox?

AnnieA75 · April 2014

I heard babies come out looking all wrinkly. How long do you think I'll have to wait before I can make baby a Botox appointment? I'm hoping I can get us a 2-for-1 deal...unless someone would be willing to throw me a Botox party instead if a baby shower!!! A girl can dream.

awc1986 · April 2014

I'm putting mine down for lipo if they're over 8.5lbs. Nobody wants a gross, fat baby! Do you think if I drink diet soda, I'll have diet breast milk?

AnnieA75 · April 2014

Diet breast milk....genius!!!

awc1986 · April 2014

Lyk, srsly. How many calories are in breast milk? I can tell from her gender reveal scan that she's gonna be a model.

N0nSequitur · April 2014

You can have it done before birth! They use a loooong needle. It's like a amnio. Get some for yourself, too. If you have them inject it in your anal glands, your poo don't stink. Then you can poop on the table all you want!

AnnieA75 · April 2014

N0nSequitur said:
You can have it done before birth! They use a loooong needle. It's like a amnio. Get some for yourself, too. If you have them inject it in your anal glands, your poo don't stink. Then you can poop on the table all you want!

Before birth? Jackpot! I can't have my baby coming out looking like a raisin. No!

awc1986 · April 2014

Get some shot into your labia to make your vag real cute!

AnnieA75 · April 2014

awc1986 said:
Get some shot into your labia to make your vag real cute!

Good idea, but you mean cutER! It's already super cute and flat.

iqwedding3 · April 2014

Guys you don't need to worry about having a fat baby... That's why there's BABY SPANX!!!

https://www.parenting.com/blogs/show-and-tell/alina-parentingcom/snl-s-baby-spanx-flab-fab

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