Safe while PG?

Cleverbacon · April 2014

Hey everyone, do you think it's ok to get lipo while KU? I know laser hair removal is a no-no, but I don't think there are any lasers involved with lipo. I have all these fitted maternity dresses that would look SO cute if only my thighs were like half the size. :-/ I feel terrible about the way I look and cry all the time bc my clothes don't fit right and DH said I could do it if I want to. Money isn't an issue - we received a big inheritance recently after one of his relatives passed away unexpectedly. So what do you think? I mean if a C/S is safe, wouldn't lipo surgery be safe too?

fyafighterwife86 · April 2014

No.
Just no.

This is totally an April Fools joke, right?

AnnieA75 · April 2014

Have you eaten too much bacon and too many cinnamon rolls during your pregnancy, Mama? I'm in the same boat. I've eaten 15 dozen too many cookies. I've already scheduled my lipo and tummy tuck to immediately follow my c/s. I'll already be on the table, so why the hell not!

awc1986 · April 2014

Do it yourself with a vacuum cleaner and you'll save a whole heap of cash!

N0nSequitur · April 2014

It's loads cheaper if you go somewhere like Bangkok or Mexico City. Way too expensive here. Just bring some Lysol wipes. I heard sometimes they forget to clean upsies!! Oopsie daisy!

OdaMaeBrown · April 2014

Cuba, girl. Head you ass down to Cuba for that shit.

Cleverbacon · April 2014

AnnieA75 said:
Have you eaten too much bacon and too many cinnamon rolls during your pregnancy, Mama? I'm in the same boat. I've eaten 15 dozen too many cookies. I've already scheduled my lipo and tummy tuck to immediately follow my c/s. I'll already be on the table, so why the hell not!

Im a vegan so I've been trying really hard to stay healthy and only eat vegan foods the whole pregnancy. My thighs have always been bigger but they've ballooned up in the past few months. I always do squats to try to keep them toned but still that's where the weight seems to to just as much as my bump. I'm not actually getting a C/S. At least I hope not. I have a doula and I'm really hoping for a med-free birth.

N0nSequitur · April 2014

Why not compromise and have a med free c section?

Cleverbacon · April 2014

N0nSequitur said:
It's loads cheaper if you go somewhere like Bangkok or Mexico City. Way too expensive here. Just bring some Lysol wipes. I heard sometimes they forget to clean upsies!! Oopsie daisy!

But I thought you're not allowed to fly when you're pregnant? I don't speak any other languages either. I don't mind paying extra to find someone who speaks English and will do it here. Have any of guys ever heard of any one doing this before?

awc1986 · April 2014

@Cleverbacon‌ - sure, lots of women do it. I'd see if they'd do you a deal on breast implants while you're on the table too.

N0nSequitur · April 2014

You might be able to find a good groupon.

CunningStunt · April 2014

Maybe checkout crossfit? Lord knows you'll need the inheritance to afford that.

83edwards · April 2014

Cleverbacon said:

Have you eaten too much bacon and too many cinnamon rolls during your pregnancy, Mama? I'm in the same boat. I've eaten 15 dozen too many cookies. I've already scheduled my lipo and tummy tuck to immediately follow my c/s. I'll already be on the table, so why the hell not!
Im a vegan so I've been trying really hard to stay healthy and only eat vegan foods the whole pregnancy. My thighs have always been bigger but they've ballooned up in the past few months. I always do squats to try to keep them toned but still that's where the weight seems to to just as much as my bump. I'm not actually getting a C/S. At least I hope not. I have a doula and I'm really hoping for a med-free birth.

You should have been doing crossfit!

Cleverbacon · April 2014

Babybarlow2014 said:
No. What you should do is have a plastic surgeon on stand by when you drop your crotch fruit.
Have baby then tummy tuck, ass lift and boob job.
Lipo? Get real!

But first I want to look cute in my fitted dresses while I'm pregnant. Plus if I get my boobs done then I won't be able to breastfeed.

hippoHippoChik · April 2014

I get lipo on the reg....even while pregnant. Just tell the doctor to avoid the abdomen!

Cleverbacon · April 2014

CunningStunt said:
Maybe checkout crossfit? Lord knows you'll need the inheritance to afford that.

Crossfit makes women look too manly. I don't want to look like a cross dresser.

Cleverbacon · April 2014

N0nSequitur said:
You might be able to find a good groupon.

You think so?

Cleverbacon · April 2014

I know a lot of groupon places can be sneaky. I don't need to save the money but maybe if they're a little more sneaky they'd be willing to do the lipo for me.

Cleverbacon · April 2014

@hippoHippoChik‌ Really? Do they do general anesthesia or just local? Do you think being pregnant makes it harder to recover?

honey740 · April 2014

Might as well just go to Cuba- get the baby out and then get the lipo all at the same time. But- how will you get a passport for the baby? Will it be Cuban and you will need to leave it there? Decisions...

hippoHippoChik · April 2014

Cleverbacon said:

@hippoHippoChik‌ Really? Do they do general anesthesia or just local? Do you think being pregnant makes it harder to recover?

Psh....take the pain bitch! Gotta look good!

Cleverbacon · April 2014

honey740 said:
Might as well just go to Cuba- get the baby out and then get the lipo all at the same time. But- how will you get a passport for the baby? Will it be Cuban and you will need to leave it there? Decisions...

I'm pretty sure Cuba doesn't let any Americans in at this point. But also the flying thing. I want the lipo done ASAP so I can look good for my maternity photos in a few weeks.

awc1986 · April 2014

You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.

Christinaruth74 · April 2014

Get it gurrrrl

hippoHippoChik · April 2014

awc1986 said:

You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.

It has CLEARLY been established that you don't want a fat vag, but a FLAT vag. See the difference?

FLAT not FAT

Cleverbacon · April 2014

awc1986 said:
You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.

Can you really do that? Is there such thing as a saggy vagina? Do I have to worry about that PP now too?

awc1986 · April 2014

Cleverbacon said:

You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.
Can you really do that? Is there such thing as a saggy vagina? Do I have to worry about that PP now too?

Google it.

And while you're there, google "blue waffle".

awc1986 · April 2014

hippoHippoChik said:

awc1986 said:

You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.

It has CLEARLY been established that you don't want a fat vag, but a FLAT vag. See the difference?

FLAT not FAT

Yes, but you need a little plumpness in the lips. Otherwise it'll hang down around your thighs like an old lady. You don't want an old lady vag.

spacepotatoes · April 2014

awc1986 said:

Cleverbacon said:

You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.
Can you really do that? Is there such thing as a saggy vagina? Do I have to worry about that PP now too?

Google it.
And while you're there, google "blue waffle".

Any relation to blue balls?

awc1986 · April 2014

spacepotatoes said:

awc1986 said:

Cleverbacon said:

You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.
Can you really do that? Is there such thing as a saggy vagina? Do I have to worry about that PP now too?

Google it.
And while you're there, google "blue waffle".

Any relation to blue balls?

Google that too

CuteFlatVag · April 2014

Cleverbacon said:

You might be able to find a good groupon.
You think so?

Groupon for sure. Or they probably have them on the daily Amazon deals. Gotta look good bitch!

Oh, and for sure have them work on your vag too. Then it can be cute and flat like mine!!

Cleverbacon · April 2014

I don't like go ogle. I prefer bing.

CunningStunt · April 2014

spacepotatoes said:

awc1986 said:

Cleverbacon said:

You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.
Can you really do that? Is there such thing as a saggy vagina? Do I have to worry about that PP now too?

Google it.
And while you're there, google "blue waffle".

Any relation to blue balls?

Worse. Much worse.

hippoHippoChik · April 2014

Cleverbacon said:

I don't like go ogle. I prefer bing.

Shouldn't it be B ing?

Cleverbacon · April 2014

hippoHippoChik said:

Cleverbacon said:

I don't like go ogle. I prefer bing.

Shouldn't it be B ing?

Oops. Typo.

Cleverbacon · April 2014

CunningStunt said:

spacepotatoes said:

awc1986 said:

Cleverbacon said:

awc1986 said:
You could save the fat and have it injected into your lips. Facial and vaginal. Nobody likes a saggy vagina.
Can you really do that? Is there such thing as a saggy vagina? Do I have to worry about that PP now too?

Google it.
And while you're there, google "blue waffle".

Any relation to blue balls?

Worse. Much worse.

I feel like I have blue balls. I don't think DH is attracted to me and my thunder thighs. Hopefully I'll heal quick so we can have some sexy time before our little nugget pops out.

awc1986 · April 2014

@Cleverbacon - I don't think it's just your thunder thighs. I think he's put off by the fact that you don't have a cute, flat vag.

sisterjanet · April 2014

Injecting fat around the vag just makes me think of bumper bowling. Excuse me, I think I need to go stab my brain with a q-tip.

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