Sam Wheat won't stop singing Henry VIII at my fetus. It's like, dammit Sam, Molly's upstairs crying and making pottery and shit and you're all up in my business? I feel like my baby's in danger, girl. What should I do?
Your baby IS in danger! Every time you uncross your legs, baby keeps peeking out your flat vag and catching glimpses of the damn ghosts. Keep your legs closed and your baby safe. Girl, you both in danger!
Re: Ghosts bothering my fetus, please help