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Funny DS Story (6 year old)

So Monkey is a really good kid, and brought home a fantastic report card the other week.  His dad was having to go away for work pretty much all of Spring Break, so I decided to give him a big treat, and take him to the pet store for his own fish.  We have a large tank with 2 koi in it, but they aren't really "his".  

He got to pick out his own tank, and some Doctor Who accessories for it (the fish has it's own Tardis!), and then he took close to an hour picking out a Betta from the 40 they had in store.  His uncle is the manager, so he even took him in the back to make sure he saw every fish.  Finally he picked an "evil looking" red one. (My kid likes villains).

Anyway, after a lot of serious thought, he finally came up with a name for his fish.   Master Jack Zero Betta.  Master is the villain from Doctor Who, Jack and Zero are from Nightmare Before Christmas.  Betta is the kind of fish it is.

This was 2 weeks ago, and know what JUST occurred to me?   The kid calls him Master Betta for short, and has been telling everyone that would listen about this fish.  There is no way people are going to believe that was an accident :\"> My kid, always thinking outside the box.

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  • Too funny!!

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  • Oh, that IS funny!!!! Had to hold back audible laughter since I'm "working." LOL! 
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  • Hahaha! I had to say it out loud before I got the joke lol
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  • Bahahaha, that's a riot! Will you get a video of him talking about the fish for future collateral?

    Hey that's a great idea! I should definitely do that :P

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  • It took me a minute! That is hysterical.
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  • OMG, that's so funny I literally LOLd. You have to get him talking about Master Betta on video :)

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  • Hahahaha!!! This is great!
  • Oh, I love how innocent kids are.  That is the best story I've heard in a long time!

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