"Beer"

I blame my brother and dad on that one. I hardly ever drink in front of him. Every drink is "beer". Even a glass of water.
"Butt" This one is my fault. "It's time to change your butt!" "Do you need a new butt?"
OH! And he looks me right in the eye, smiles and sticks his finger up is nose. He knows it drives me nuts so I try not to react but EW.
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Re: words you wish they didn't say
@singingsea - I think our babies are soul mates. DD also says "beer" ("beeya!") and "butt" was I think her 4th or 5th word? And for the exact same reason. One day I went into her room after she woke up and asked if she needed me to change her butt, and her response was, "Butt? *giggle giggle* BUTT!!"
And she's a nose picker too. I blame myself though, because she had a cold a couple of months ago and I kept picking it for her because she had all these dry, crusty boogers just inside her nostrils. She didn't pick her nose before that, so it's totally my fault.
DS born: February 2013
TTC #2: Nov. 14
Chemical pregnancy 09/16/15
BFP: 12/25/15 EDD: 09/04/16
I need a new term for "sit down" He insists on standing on all furniture, and his toys and I am always screaming "SIT DOWN" well now while he when he stands he screams out SIT DOWN!!!!
I have to laugh secretly cause he yells it and knows what it means and is SUPPOSED to do it but instead just says it. The worst is when he is in his room playing I know he is being bad in there because he screams out SIT DOWN and I will go in there to find him standing on his little car, so he is ratting himself out lol *sigh* I am pretty sure this kid is going to make me use a lot of medical insurance in the future lol
Uh my kid only says like 4 words - hi, daddy, mama, nannie. I think he says "yeah" occasionally too.
However, it's just a matter of time before he starts saying "stinky". I use that all the time with him!
BFP1: DD1 born April 2011 at 34w1d via unplanned c/s due to HELLP, DVT 1 week PP
BFP3: DD2 born Feb 2013 at 38w4d via unplanned RCS due to uterine dehiscence
DD is still a gal of few words. Mama, Dada,get it, Nana,yes and tickle tickle- which sounds like ticky ticky.
I am pretty sure she said dang-it the other day. She learned that from her Grammy. Not cute Grandma. Not cute.
Right ovary removed 09.04.2012 via vertical laparotomy
Essure implant placed on remaining tube 06.13.2013; successful followup scan 09.30.2013