It's just that mine is about my dog, not my daughter. Who decided it was a good idea to roll around in his own poop on the one day of the week that I work both jobs and only have 20-30 minutes at home between jobs. :-w Thank GOD my mom happened to be there to watch DD while I wrestled with the dog in the bathtub. He kept jumping out and getting water all over my clothes, which was incredibly uncomfortable, so I wound up stripping down to my underwear and getting in the tub with him so I could pin him down while I shampooed him and rinsed him off while shouting profanities at him. ~X(
The kicker is, dude HATES baths. He knows he will get a bath if he rolls around in poop. I think my dog is some kind of masochist.
Re: +adamwife+ isn't the only one with gross poop stories...
Thanks for reminding me why we haven't gotten another dog. Ours died a year and a half ago and my oldest son is begging for another dog. I'm up to my ears in poop and potty training, the last thing I need is another living being whose bowel movements I am responsible for training or cleaning up!!!