Please give momma 10 mins to DTD without hearing little voices asking for asking for a snack. Once I hear that my vaj J gets as dry as Ghandi's sandels. And it's Over....
My feet are gross too, I need a pedi but I have no time and now my feet are so gross I am ashamed to even go show them to someone if I had the time for a pedi, vicious cycle!!!
I had an ingrown toenail since DS was born. Know how I got rid of it? Made an appt with a podiatrist. A week before, it went away on its own and I had to cancel the appt.
Dear post partum hair loss,
You suck. There is hair EVERYWHERE.
Love, Me
**Warning: Losses and living child mentioned** BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy. BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you. BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13Myrainbowbaby!
Dear 16 yo DD, Please entertain yourself today. I don't feel like going anywhere after dealing with a baby with RSV and an ear infection earlier this week. Please let me veg out today. Sincerely your loving mother.
Why do you always break technology? I have corrupted 2 macs, dropped and smashed a cell phone and now some how mysteriously gotten liquid on my tablet. At this point I don't think I should touch anything more tech than a can opener.
Sincerely,
the technologically impaired
Dear LO,
Where did my happy, easy going baby disappear to? You rarely blow raspberries any more and giggles are getting fewer. You are demanding more attention of everybody and your poor sister needs it to. I can not hold you all the time, you weigh 20 lbs, it hurts my back and you now hate the ergo. You are not napping well, you are not pooping well, you want to sit up all the time and can't, you hate tummy time, you don't even love being on your back on your play mat anymore, you have decided to hate bath time and diaper changes. I want my happy girl back.
Since you have no boobs and arent BF STFU about how often i do it. when you take the time to read up on it or grow boobs yourself then you can voice your views. Yes, our son is a chunky fellow. it is adorable.
Dear DH,
Please get home from work before me today! It's been a long week of lugging in LO, her bag, my pump bag, my lunch bag, and my water bottle. I don't want to have to hurry in with my arms full and rush to take the dog out to go to the bathroom.
Love,
One tired and overextended Mom
Dear work, I don't want to return to you next week. I want to SAH with my baby! She's more important. Regards, Starskit
Dear starskit We want you back and have missed you terribly. There's lots of new things and training for you to do when you get back! Muah ah ah ah (evil laugh) Thanks, Work
Why in the hell did you make a batch of cookies last night?! That was really dumb of you. After 23 years of knowing me you should know that I will not just have one and then be satisfied. Your ass is growing by the minute.
Mrbatesisinnocent
member
Re: Mail Bag
Please wind forward to noon. I'm looking forward to our work BBQ where I will be eating all the food.
Thanks,
Lack of self control
Dear Thighs,
Please let all the food pass on by. Pay no attention to it.
Sincerely,
I have a gym membership, but haven't used it in months
My Ovulation Chart
Don't feel bad I have a three day free pass & haven't activated it
Please stop gaining weight your suppose to go in the opposite direction
Dear Self,
Please stop eating junk food your never going to lose weight that way.
Love, the person with no self control
Please give momma 10 mins to DTD without hearing little voices asking for asking for a snack. Once I hear that my vaj J gets as dry as Ghandi's sandels. And it's Over....
Love
The gone and forgotten big "O"
I could write the same letter. I don't want to leave my little one. I have to keep reminding myself of what I can provide for her by working.
Dear post partum hair loss,
You suck. There is hair EVERYWHERE.
Love,
Me
BFP#1 1/31/12, EDD 10/6/12 Harrison Gray born sleeping @ 18w6d. You changed our lives little guy.
BFP#2 EDD 10/29/13, C/P 2/25/13, Bye little Ish, we barely got to know you.
BFP#3 EDD 12/21/13, Baby Boots born 11/23/13 My rainbow baby!
January PAL Siggy Challenge: Good Advice
Are you nuts? Why would you offer to babysit two more kids? I now have both babies, my twelve year old brother, and the two neighbor kids.
Today's gonna be interesting!
Please entertain yourself today. I don't feel like going anywhere after dealing with a baby with RSV and an ear infection earlier this week. Please let me veg out today.
Sincerely your loving mother.
NO ONE LIKES YOU. please just go away.
kthanksbye
Please be gentle. I won't even make you cuddle afterwards.
Love,
One and done momma
Dear me,
Why do you always break technology? I have corrupted 2 macs, dropped and smashed a cell phone and now some how mysteriously gotten liquid on my tablet. At this point I don't think I should touch anything more tech than a can opener.
Sincerely,
the technologically impaired
Dear LO,
Where did my happy, easy going baby disappear to? You rarely blow raspberries any more and giggles are getting fewer. You are demanding more attention of everybody and your poor sister needs it to. I can not hold you all the time, you weigh 20 lbs, it hurts my back and you now hate the ergo. You are not napping well, you are not pooping well, you want to sit up all the time and can't, you hate tummy time, you don't even love being on your back on your play mat anymore, you have decided to hate bath time and diaper changes. I want my happy girl back.
Love always,
Your frustrated, frazzled mummy
Just ask for what you want. Stop making leading comments. Passive aggressive is not cute.
Love,
Your DIL, who really doesn't mind your asking but is highly annoyed at the guessing game.
Me: 31 | DH: 33
DS1: 12.23.13 | DS2: 05.06.16
BFP: 06.30.19 | EDD: 3.9.20
TTC3: 11.18
BFP: 02.05.19
CP: 03.07.19
*really traumatic recovery*
I don't want to return to you next week. I want to SAH with my baby! She's more important.
Regards,
Starskit
Dear starskit
We want you back and have missed you terribly. There's lots of new things and training for you to do when you get back! Muah ah ah ah (evil laugh)
Thanks,
Work
Dear me,
Why in the hell did you make a batch of cookies last night?! That was really dumb of you. After 23 years of knowing me you should know that I will not just have one and then be satisfied. Your ass is growing by the minute.