WTF MIL why must you comment on how small my baby is and say shit like 'is mommy feeding you?' You know I've struggled with BFing and I weigh her every two weeks! Gawd! I'm sorry you had huge baby boys but my girls are petite ~X(
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WTF family restrooms. I appreciate your existence very much, but a paper towel option would be nice. The hand dryer wakes my sleeping baby and/or scares the hell out of him every time.
WTF DH?! Why do you have to keep parking behind me after I remind you not to. I know it only takes 30 seconds to move your truck but I get extremely stabby when I have to do that when I'm already running late.
WTF other woman, STOP TRYING TO TALK TO ME. You've texted me, tweeted me, and facebooked me. Leave me alone! Stop apologizing your not sorry. You look dumb and your a terrible person. I don't want anything to do with either of you. Leave me alone you psycho.
WTF restaurant bathrooms why u no have changing stations?!?!
Seriously! This should be a requirement. I've run into so many that don't have them, and my baby is getting way to big to change on my lap. I had to take her out to the car a few days ago.
Or if you have them why only in the ladies room? My DH is perfectly willing and able to change diapers.
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WTF DH. When the monitor starts losing its shit in the middle of the night and I wake you up to stop the terrible noise, I don't enjoy you screaming at me and waking up the baby. I know it sucks to wake up in the middle of the night...I've been doing it multiple times every night for 3 months. The LEAST you could do is fix the monitor that you set up. I didn't even get mad that you woke the baby. But yelling at me? Not cool.
WTF bumpy red walkway outside of the grocery store! You would think gun shots were going off by Lo's reaction when we go over them. What's the point of them?
Also WT mother Fuck winter...you can die and go to hell. It snowed AGAIN yesterday.
I HATE that red bumpy part of the walkway!! WHYYY?????
They are there so blind people will feel them with their white cane thus not getting hit by a car.
WTF bumpy red walkway outside of the grocery store! You would think gun shots were going off by Lo's reaction when we go over them. What's the point of them?
Also WT mother Fuck winter...you can die and go to hell. It snowed AGAIN yesterday.
I HATE that red bumpy part of the walkway!! WHYYY?????
They are there so blind people will feel them with their white cane thus not getting hit by a car.
Well now I feel like an ass!
FWIW I hate pushing my grocery cart over them too, especially with a sleeping baby.
WTF pre-k teacher. A simple "mason needs new jeans, his have a hole, and that's against dress code" when I pick him up would have sufficed... No need to send the dress code paper home with no holes highlighted and a bitchy note signed by you and your assistant.
Maybe my extremely strong willed child with texture sensitives will only wear this particular pair of jeans. I've learned to choose my battles with him and jeans with a hole isn't worth the tears and fits that would ensue every morning.
WTF pre-k teacher. A simple "mason needs new jeans, his have a hole, and that's against dress code" when I pick him up would have sufficed... No need to send the dress code paper home with no holes highlighted and a bitchy note signed by you and your assistant.
Maybe my extremely strong willed child with texture sensitives will only wear this particular pair of jeans. I've learned to choose my battles with him and jeans with a hole isn't worth the tears and fits that would ensue every morning.
A pre-k teacher is being bitchy about a boy with holes in his jeans? Umm.... Is this school district willing to cough up the dough for a weekly new pair of pants for every active kid?
Thank You!!!!! He's 4 for crying out loud and the only way they get into the program is to be low income.
Granted, we barely make that cut off, but what if we weren't able to afford new jeans? Will you kick him out?
WTF Banfield, we bring in our pup who isn't eating, is shaking in pain, has rancid breath and spits up blood on your office floor and you won't see her til MONDAY?! FUCK that noise.
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I seriously fucking hate Banfield! I want to cancel my membership with them so bad, but then they'll make me pay for all the damn services I've gotten. Hope your pup feels better soon!
WTF this week...So busy at work. No time for the gym. LO started daycare, so I barely get anytime with her and she is moody/tired/etc. It is so freaking cold here too. I'm over it.
WTF MIL. I saw what you wrote saying that my wedding day to your son was not a happy day for you or my FIL & that you were both miserable and just applied "vaseline to your teeth to smile". I also saw that you said "you don't know me enough to like me".... I've been in this family for 9 f'ing years, went on many vacations together as a family, talk often by phone/text, and did all I could to help when FIL passed. I'm sick of your shit.
WTF MIL. I saw what you wrote saying that my wedding day to your son was not a happy day for you or my FIL & that you were both miserable and just applied "vaseline to your teeth to smile". I also saw that you said "you don't know me enough to like me".... I've been in this family for 9 f'ing years, went on many vacations together as a family, talk often by phone/text, and did all I could to help when FIL passed. I'm sick of your shit.
Sorry... that turned more into a vent.
I feel like that's super shitty of her. Sorry you're dealing with that.
WTF MIL. I saw what you wrote saying that my wedding day to your son was not a happy day for you or my FIL & that you were both miserable and just applied "vaseline to your teeth to smile". I also saw that you said "you don't know me enough to like me".... I've been in this family for 9 f'ing years, went on many vacations together as a family, talk often by phone/text, and did all I could to help when FIL passed. I'm sick of your shit.
Sorry... that turned more into a vent.
I feel like that's super shitty of her. Sorry you're dealing with that.
I know we don't have the best relationship but I was completely shocked when I read that. More hurt. We are supposed to go on vacation in July, I'm really tempted to bring it all up. I'm ready to put it all out on the table.
WTF MIL. I saw what you wrote saying that my wedding day to your son was not a happy day for you or my FIL & that you were both miserable and just applied "vaseline to your teeth to smile". I also saw that you said "you don't know me enough to like me".... I've been in this family for 9 f'ing years, went on many vacations together as a family, talk often by phone/text, and did all I could to help when FIL passed. I'm sick of your shit.
Sorry... that turned more into a vent.
I feel like that's super shitty of her. Sorry you're dealing with that.
I know we don't have the best relationship but I was completely shocked when I read that. More hurt. We are supposed to go on vacation in July, I'm really tempted to bring it all up. I'm ready to put it all out on the table.
I would try to talk it out if you can. Better to lay it all out, then bottle it up. I just wish I could talk things out with my MIL, but she really isn't emotionally stable, so anything I say turns up all twisted and blown way out of proportion. So I would say bearing your ILs aren't crazy like mine, go for it.
Wtf stomach? Stop. Hurting. Already. Why did you have to fit into the 2% of complications post-surgery? This shit hurts and I just can't take it anymore. I'm ready to go postal at the smallest things and I can't bounce the baby around like I need to in order to get him to effing sleep. Pass me the Vicodin please....
WTF MIL. I saw what you wrote saying that my wedding day to your son was not a happy day for you or my FIL & that you were both miserable and just applied "vaseline to your teeth to smile". I also saw that you said "you don't know me enough to like me".... I've been in this family for 9 f'ing years, went on many vacations together as a family, talk often by phone/text, and did all I could to help when FIL passed. I'm sick of your shit.
Sorry... that turned more into a vent.
How awful! Where did you see all this anyway?!
My sister was cleaning up her house and found this really good picture of my FIL and MIL from the wedding so my sister sent it to my MIL saying I found this great picture of you both. Well her response to my sister was it was all fake, we were miserable that day... and more. My sister of course sent it to me because she was so shocked that she actually said that and so am I. It happened last week but it's still eating at me.
WTF MIL. I saw what you wrote saying that my wedding day to your son was not a happy day for you or my FIL & that you were both miserable and just applied "vaseline to your teeth to smile". I also saw that you said "you don't know me enough to like me".... I've been in this family for 9 f'ing years, went on many vacations together as a family, talk often by phone/text, and did all I could to help when FIL passed. I'm sick of your shit.
Sorry... that turned more into a vent.
I feel like that's super shitty of her. Sorry you're dealing with that.
I know we don't have the best relationship but I was completely shocked when I read that. More hurt. We are supposed to go on vacation in July, I'm really tempted to bring it all up. I'm ready to put it all out on the table.
I would try to talk it out if you can. Better to lay it all out, then bottle it up. I just wish I could talk things out with my MIL, but she really isn't emotionally stable, so anything I say turns up all twisted and blown way out of proportion. So I would say bearing your ILs aren't crazy like mine, go for it.
Yeah I might bring it up to DH and see what he says.
Wtf ameda pump. I hate you. Like really, really, really hate you. It should not take 45 minutes to get 2 ounces and I should not have to use the manual at work because of this. My nips hurt.
Wtf SO for not letting me purchase a new pump before you Frankenstein mine to make it work. I just want a new pump!!!
And finally wtf hormones. I do not appreciate this sudden change in all the feelings and don't appreciate wanting to cry at everything all of a sudden. I have a job interview Friday and do not need to be a frazzled anxious mess!
WTF tornado warning alert I just got on my phone. I live in flipping CA, not Kansas. Now I'm nervous.
I got it too. You're in sac too right?
Yep! Actually in city of Sac so to the tornados were north of me, but I was all over the news about it. Wouldn't even know what I'd do with myself and LO is one hit. So random.
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WTF restaurant bathrooms why u no have changing stations?!?!
~*~*~You're Such A Pretty Melody, I'm Just Another Tattooed Tragedy~*~*~
Or if you have them why only in the ladies room? My DH is perfectly willing and able to change diapers.
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Wtf Freshly Picked, why do you keep selling out of the camo moccs that Cameron needs?
They are there so blind people will feel them with their white cane thus not getting hit by a car.
FWIW I hate pushing my grocery cart over them too, especially with a sleeping baby.
Maybe my extremely strong willed child with texture sensitives will only wear this particular pair of jeans. I've learned to choose my battles with him and jeans with a hole isn't worth the tears and fits that would ensue every morning.
Thank You!!!!! He's 4 for crying out loud and the only way they get into the program is to be low income.
Granted, we barely make that cut off, but what if we weren't able to afford new jeans? Will you kick him out?
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WTF MIL. I saw what you wrote saying that my wedding day to your son was not a happy day for you or my FIL & that you were both miserable and just applied "vaseline to your teeth to smile". I also saw that you said "you don't know me enough to like me".... I've been in this family for 9 f'ing years, went on many vacations together as a family, talk often by phone/text, and did all I could to help when FIL passed. I'm sick of your shit.
Sorry... that turned more into a vent.
I know we don't have the best relationship but I was completely shocked when I read that. More hurt. We are supposed to go on vacation in July, I'm really tempted to bring it all up. I'm ready to put it all out on the table.
I would try to talk it out if you can. Better to lay it all out, then bottle it up. I just wish I could talk things out with my MIL, but she really isn't emotionally stable, so anything I say turns up all twisted and blown way out of proportion. So I would say bearing your ILs aren't crazy like mine, go for it.
How awful! Where did you see all this anyway?!
My sister was cleaning up her house and found this really good picture of my FIL and MIL from the wedding so my sister sent it to my MIL saying I found this great picture of you both. Well her response to my sister was it was all fake, we were miserable that day... and more. My sister of course sent it to me because she was so shocked that she actually said that and so am I. It happened last week but it's still eating at me.
I know we don't have the best relationship but I was completely shocked when I read that. More hurt. We are supposed to go on vacation in July, I'm really tempted to bring it all up. I'm ready to put it all out on the table.
I would try to talk it out if you can. Better to lay it all out, then bottle it up. I just wish I could talk things out with my MIL, but she really isn't emotionally stable, so anything I say turns up all twisted and blown way out of proportion. So I would say bearing your ILs aren't crazy like mine, go for it.
Yeah I might bring it up to DH and see what he says.
Wtf ameda pump. I hate you. Like really, really, really hate you. It should not take 45 minutes to get 2 ounces and I should not have to use the manual at work because of this. My nips hurt.
Wtf SO for not letting me purchase a new pump before you Frankenstein mine to make it work. I just want a new pump!!!
And finally wtf hormones. I do not appreciate this sudden change in all the feelings and don't appreciate wanting to cry at everything all of a sudden. I have a job interview Friday and do not need to be a frazzled anxious mess!
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