WTF Wednesday

bumpuser9343355 · March 2014

I don't see this yet, and I need it! Have at it!

WTF dog? You never wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and last night you do it not once, but twice? Seriously? And WTF DH for laying in bed both times pretending to be asleep and making me get up to let him out. Not cool both of you. Don't be surprised when I'm in a pissy mood the entire day since I am now even more exhausted than usual.

otter1103 · March 2014

WTF self- How did you manage to completely lose 2 pairs of sunglasses last week. I know I will find them within the hour after buying a new pair too despite me looking everywhere for them. And the fact that my house is in complete disarray because of new floor installation does not help.
Another WTF to maternity clothes. With 11 weeks or less left, I have to get more because things are getting too snug. Ugh

elsa1688 · March 2014

Wtf baby? Why do you keep kicking my bladder so I feel like I have to pee very five seconds?

ricecakes1216 · March 2014

WTF Grandma. Why does everything that involves you end in drama. Thanks for loving your son and his family unconditionally (sarcasm) and taking what he does for you and twisting it so he looks like the bad guy. If you could take care of yourself you wouldn't be in the position you are in, but you can't and it you chose to live the life that you do. He has been nothing but loving and just wants to see you do well. And thanks for taking it out on his family, taking the joy of my baby shower and putting so much drama around it. You missed my wedding, so why would I expect anything more from you when it comes to the shower? I was hoping I was wrong about you.

shakeweights · March 2014

@ricecakes1216 - ugh! I'm sorry you're dealing with that. What is with all the family drama around showers???? I feel like I just want to tell my MIL to just NOT have a shower for us because I don't want to deal with it anymore!!! I don't get it

My WTF is going to be lame because I'm sick of bitching about DH's family, it's getting old. So I say WTF stupid old house? Do you have to settle so much that we can't even paint a stripe in our kiddo's bedroom??? It looks horrible because it's crooked! Now I feel like we're behind..and I don't know whether to just paint the ceiling a bright orange so we still have color in there? Or still keep trying to make a straight line with tape.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

ashanne88 · March 2014

@ricecakes1216 Hugs!

otter1103 · March 2014

@emilyh107 - some people! And why would a ring matter. I had to take mine off the other day due to swelling. She qualifies for a twat waffle too.

MrsCase1 · March 2014

WTF DS? Why did you go pull out every trick in your naughty book the 5 minutes I needed you to cooperate while I gave a presentation. You are SO well-behaved, typically.

WTF bank. Why do you keep allowing fraud in our checking account? We do everything to secure our stuff. You're a major bank. This should not keep happening. A second debit card in one month is not good enough.

WTF to the people who continue to steal our bank info.

WTF super bacteria lingering in my body. I just want to be able to taste food and hear out of both ears. It would also be nice to not wheeze every time I try to lay down.

WTF to manufacturers of maxi pads? I have used them only twice in my life: when I was 11 and when I had DS. They claim to be "extra long" but they're not. Not even close. I really just need something for butt sweat, I think. Sorry, TMI.

jshrop · March 2014

Wtf hubs! I just said to him "I'd really like to have sex tonight" since it's been a while. He looked at me and said that he curled up to me in bed last night- face to face- while I was sleeping. Apparently she went crazy in there kicking all over the place. So now he's weirded out. He kept saying "she's really in there. She has a face and everything. She's like a real person now"..... So I feel like I'm not getting laid until July now and my god am I sad about that.

jacksoha · March 2014

@jshrop‌ I feel your pain. Every time I try to suggest sex to DH he says, "it's just so weird with your bump, I mean that's my daughter and I'm just worried about hurting her." I keep trying to explain that she will be fine but it hasn't gone through yet....

jshrop · March 2014

I'm liking your support, not the fact that we are frustrated. I mean come on guys!!! They aren't going to remember this and there's plenty of protection between you and her! Besides, if I thought it'd hurt her or would be weird I wouldn't have suggested it!!!!!!!!

Eta gif

ricecakes1216 · March 2014

shakeweights said:
@ricecakes1216 - ugh! I'm sorry you're dealing with that. What is with all the family drama around showers???? I feel like I just want to tell my MIL to just NOT have a shower for us because I don't want to deal with it anymore!!! I don't get it

My WTF is going to be lame because I'm sick of bitching about DH's family, it's getting old. So I say WTF stupid old house? Do you have to settle so much that we can't even paint a stripe in our kiddo's bedroom??? It looks horrible because it's crooked! Now I feel like we're behind..and I don't know whether to just paint the ceiling a bright orange so we still have color in there? Or still keep trying to make a straight line with tape. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

My dad's family is full of drama. I was telling my mom that whenever there is an event, there's bound to be some sort of drama.

shakeweights · March 2014

jshrop said:

I'm liking your support, not the fact that we are frustrated. I mean come on guys!!! They aren't going to remember this and there's plenty of protection between you and her! Besides, if I thought it'd hurt her or would be weird I wouldn't have suggested it!!!!!!!! Eta gif

@jshrop - I love your gif!!!! My husband knows better because I flat out tell him - and this started WAY before the baby. I get oober crabby if I'm not getting laid. There have been times that we started to argue and I tell him to literally 'shut up and fuck me' and drag him to the bedroom. The first time I did that, he laughed but then hurried up and raced me to the bedroom when he figured out I was serious. LOL! I think I have more of a problem with feeling her than he does when we do have sex now. It takes me longer to enjoy myself when she's moving. Maybe suggest a position where he's not able to feel her?

jshrop · March 2014

@shakeweights‌ haha!! I did!! I was like "just do it doggy style, you won't feel her!" And he's just completely weirded out. I bet if I hid his flesh light it wouldn't take long for him to get over it though....

shakeweights · March 2014

@jshrop - ummm....flesh light? What is that? I'm on my work computer otherwise I'd google it. LOL!

otter1103 · March 2014

I with you ladies. I actually sent this to the Hubs a few weeks ago so he knew I wasn't joking around. He kept making comments about women just make subtle, vague comments about what they want. I sent him this and asked if it was direct enough. Unfortunately the results didn't last long and the fact that he's on some meds that sometimes prevent him to rising to the occasion just adds to my frustration. And the thought of waiting until July - GTFO! I did my time during a 1 year deployment. If he's not deployed, there's no medical reason not to, then there is no reason for that long of a dry spell.

Mztwilson · March 2014

Wtf third trimester. Why you gotta make bending over so damn difficult?!

jshrop · March 2014

Hahahaha!!! @shakeweights‌ NO! DONT GOOGLE IT AT WORK! It's a male toy.... Shaped like a flashlight on steroids.... That simulates.... Well, you can imagine. We had to spend a lot of time apart when we lived in two different states so I got him one. Anyway... Tmi, but they are apparently a decent substitute when I'm out of town for long periods.

shakeweights · March 2014

@jshrop - that's what I thought it was, which is why I asked and didn't google it. LOL!!!!! Ya...I'd hide that thing from him

jshrop · March 2014

Rachel5130 said:

CDK211 said:

jshrop said:

Hahahaha!!! @shakeweights‌ NO! DONT GOOGLE IT AT WORK! It's a male toy.... Shaped like a flashlight on steroids.... That simulates.... Well, you can imagine. We had to spend a lot of time apart when we lived in two different states so I got him one. Anyway... Tmi, but they are apparently a decent substitute when I'm out of town for long periods.

I totally googled it. The tan one looks like an ice cream cone with a vagina on the end. I'm dead serious. I laughed a little lol $:\$ ">

******
Wtf? Ew. How is that supposed to be sexually stimulating? Vaginas are not sexy, especially on a stick. Lol

It's easier and cleaner than Apple pie?

jshrop · March 2014

Lol, me too @CDK211‌

nicolemcm · March 2014

WTF DH for not calling the surgeon to be put on the cancellation list after I reminded you three times! (his current tentative date is the week I'm due...and that just won't do)
Get your shit together already!

otter1103 · March 2014

WTF contractor friend of ours who did our tile!! Tile floors are not supposed to have points, ridges and valleys. It's not supposed to be uneven in other words. I'm can't even describe if I'm more pissed or disappointed! Oh and that $40 bottle of grout boost, yeah that was supposed to go in the grout to seal it for life. Now we have to reseal this shitty job every 3 years. X(

jacksoha · March 2014

DH just rubbed my belly and whispered to it. "your cock blocking your mom" sigh....

crhein26 · March 2014

WTF FB friend. Why do you have to go and have a 9lb 12oz baby today and freak me the eff out?!? If possible, my va jay jay just up and crawled inside itself. It's totally scared now!

Jazznit1984 · March 2014

WTF friend? Just because you're a hippy and really pro natural everything doesn't mean that your choices are healthier than mine. All I said was that if breast feeding works great, but I'm not putting unnecessary pressure on myself. Especially, considering that I have no successful breast feeders in my family for the past 3 generations. And yes, I have an open mind about medication. If I can go without during the deliver,great, but if I change my mind and I want it thats my choice. Your thoughtful comment about how my baby will be born with birth defects if I choose to do this is based on some pretty quacky science. I don't say anything about
You smoking pot and drinking occasional wine during your pregnancy, so don't judge me for my choices. Ugggh Hippies!

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