Watchu been dreamin'?!

Rannndi · March 2014

SOOOO...the other night, DH was flipping back and forth between "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" and March Madness games...I fell asleep.

My dream? Charlie was having to shoot foul shots in order to earn his golden ticket...WTF?

So what have been your crazy dreams?!

BeachM · March 2014

Last night I dreamed DH was an astronaut and was lost in space. He was found and came back to earth, but among his things I discovered a list of people he called when he came home and I was last on the list. Above me on the list were several old girlfriends. LOL now I wonder if I have subconscious trust issues or something.

Raclla · March 2014

There were penis size comparisons last night.

Thanks a lot cock-in-sock post!

kshare18 · March 2014

Hahah that sounds entertaining at least! My latest dream terrified me! In it the baby is trying to escape. My stomach is latex and she just pushes her face right through my belly. I try to tell her she isn't ready yet and needs to go back in, but she doesn't listen. She grows at an abnormal rate and then she turns into my brother (he's 20). I keep telling him to get back into my belly (which is now a skin colored duffle bag), but he refuses.

Really freaks me out. I hope she doesn't turn out like my brother... yikes

Rannndi · March 2014

kshare18 said:

Hahah that sounds entertaining at least! My latest dream terrified me! In it the baby is trying to escape. My stomach is latex and she just pushes her face right through my belly. I try to tell her she isn't ready yet and needs to go back in, but she doesn't listen. She grows at an abnormal rate and then she turns into my brother (he's 20). I keep telling him to get back into my belly (which is now a skin colored duffle bag), but he refuses.

Really freaks me out. I hope she doesn't turn out like my brother... yikes

BAHAHA! This one just made me LOL at work. That's what I get for Bumping when I should be working!

whineandcheeze · March 2014

Sex dreams. Every single night. And it's always an ex- but every night it's a different ex. And they're very very dirty. $:\$ ">

H was finally in the sex dream last night. I'm a bit relieved that he finally made an appearance.

caybeh · March 2014

The other night I dreamt my friend who is a missionary in Africa had to marry a guy from one of the villages. IRL she is coming home on furlough in July, so in my dream they got married right before her furlough and he came with her for her furlough. So random of a dream....

kshare18 · March 2014

@Rannndi, that is all I do anymore is look up baby stuff and bump at work, I'm so worthless these days.

haliebabyx3 · March 2014

It used to be all sex dreams, those have slowed down. Now it's more scarier stuff. Last night I was running from something, can't exactly remember. I do remember a part that I was going to the beach with my dad and stepmom and my little brother wanted to go. My little brother isn't my dad's, he's my mom and stepmoms. He went anyways. I had to find him clothes and find clothes for me, so I guess I was pregnant in the dream.

Rannndi · March 2014

kshare18 said:

@Rannndi, that is all I do anymore is look up baby stuff and bump at work, I'm so worthless these days.

Oh my goodness! You and me both! DH will ask what I did at work, and I'm like:

"Well The Bump was pretty interesting today. I bought the girls A, B, and C. I found this craft to make. I found this great deal, etc"

DH: "So did you work?"

Me: "Well, not actually."

MeganEMcG5 · March 2014

I had my first baby related dream in awhile. I had her and she had tons of very dark hair (not likely...and if it happens H will likely have some questions for me) and I was nursing her but it was milk not colostrum like I expected. Then she pooped, or so we thought, but we determined it was just a fart. And DS was carrying her around in her carrier (scary since DS is 3 and I will not be trusting him carrying baby anywhere). It was all around bizarre.

mdarmetko · March 2014

whineandcheeze said:

Sex dreams. Every single night. And it's always an ex- but every night it's a different ex. And they're very very dirty. $:\$ ">
H was finally in the sex dream last night. I'm a bit relieved that he finally made an appearance.

This. Mine have been about the H though. I'm glad an ex hasn't made an appearance yet, phew.

Rannndi · March 2014

whineandcheeze said:

Sex dreams. Every single night. And it's always an ex- but every night it's a different ex. And they're very very dirty. $:\$ ">
H was finally in the sex dream last night. I'm a bit relieved that he finally made an appearance.

Shoot! Ya gotta be careful with these! Hopefully you don't talk in your sleep! [-O<

Rannndi · March 2014

djhar said:

Pregnancy dreams are so weird.
But this is a timely thread. Last night, I dreamt that H and I somehow got conned into delivering drugs, and we had to do it as this one time thing or these drug dealers were going to kill us. But we also had to seem professional or they would "be on to us." We were super nervous, but did okay. But then they gave us another assignment, so we had to keep doing it to keep from getting killed. Our first two, we were super nervous, but then we started making all kinds of money off it, but we weren't sure if we should keep doing it or try to turn the dealers in without getting killed by them. We were like "Especially with a baby and another one on the way." I woke up before we decided.
(I think part of the dream was because I fell asleep watching Castle and the episode was about a drug dealer being coerced. I don't think it was that my subconscious wants to sell drugs.)

Hey---childcare can be expensive

rockyrollgirl · March 2014

I had a dream I was taking care of 5 babies. I changed the boy's diaper and he peed right in my face.

DanRae801 · March 2014

Well I haven't had many dreams that I can remember but the other night I had a dream that my husband and I had just gotten married in like a courthouse setting or something. After that my husband had just got paid and we put his money in the bank. I got paid after that but there was a man trying to get take our money and was chasing us. We had to run to Huntington Bank (we don't bank there) to get my check in the bank so the man couldn't steal our money. Well we get to what is supposed to be the bank and couples are lined out the door to get married like we just did. I remember trying to work my way through the crowd trying to get to a teller and then I woke up with my heart racing; I even had my husband feel it because I've never woken up from a dream with my heart beating so fast.

HeatherHam10 · March 2014

I dreamt my mom tried to kill me by shooting me 3 x. Just a little bit ago I dreamt I finally felt the baby but it was bizarre it was like tapping a song melody and scratching me from the inside...kind of scary.

Raclla · March 2014

MrsDuarte8185 said:
I was buying nursing bras because I'd outgrown my normal bras. I tried on a few different ones and took the ones that fit best to the register to check out. The woman at the register was convinced that I wasn't buying the right size so she insisted that I lift my shirt and began aggressively fondling me in an attempt to show me how I should be wearing the bra and what indicates that a bra is the correct size. I was so shocked I didn't even stop her and just told her I wanted to buy the bras I'd tried on anyway!

Omg....I thought this was a WTF Wednesday post.
It took me a second to realize it was a DREAM!

Raclla · March 2014

I just wasn't paying attention to which thread I clicked.
Oh my.....the image in my head and questions regarding which store and if you were going to file a complaint.

loulou182 · March 2014

I just woke up from my nap, and I had a dream I was walking up a million stairs. When I finally got to the top, a man was waiting there with a gun pointed at my face.

candyland33 · March 2014

I had one where I was breast feeding my dog.

tamarar5 · March 2014

I dreamed that my son was playing with the dog and making her whine by teasing her with the baby gate. I kept telling at her to shut up and telling him to stop playing with the gate, but he just laughed. Then I woke up and that is exactly what was happening, only I hadn't said a word.

I also keep dreaming that when I turn in the faucet to fill my water, mud comes out, and I'm so freaking thirsty, I drink the mud. Then I wake up sick to my stomach and parched.

kraft333 · March 2014

whineandcheeze & @nobadwriting. All sex dreams. Occasionally DH is in the starring role, but the other times it's people I've never met (although I seem to know them in my dreams). Fun fact: I only reach dream-orgasm when it's DH. Nice work, babe!

cachoque · March 2014

I've also had nightmares about baby escaping or getting hit in the stomach... Ugh, I wish they'd stop!

Jentech84 · March 2014

We're watching Once Upon A Time on netflix. We haven't seem an episode in a week and, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was thinking about the show.

So naturally Snow & Charming were in my dream, trying to help me out at work. We were sleuthing or something, my clinic was a maze of kennels & laundry rooms in the basement and we had to keep track of all our boarders or something weird.

All I got out of my husband when I tried telling it to him? "Oh... Dreaming about Charming, eh?" Lol

ASecretChord · March 2014

Haha! I've also been having loads of extramarital sex dreams. The one last night was actually sort of sweet.

I dreamt that I was on an airplane and I happened to be seated next to that one tall British actor from Sherlock. You know the one who's totally English looking and has a name straight out of a Charles Dickens novel? That one. I've seen one episode, but he obviously made an impression on my subconscious!

Anyway. So he was seated next to me and we chatted. And chatting quickly turned to major flirting. I was stroking his arm and chest and giggling at everything he said. We were leaning in and our faces were very close with lots of eye contact.

For some reason, I had to change seats at some point. (Maybe other passengers complained that we were making them sick?) But we continued our flirtatious banter over text messages. Oh, and in the dream, I was super clever and witty and the text messages were hilarious and fun. We were totally falling in love and I had butterflies in my stomach (that was probably baby!)

In the dream, I was still married and totally wearing my ring, but neither of us seemed to care. That was pretty trashy. But otherwise it was sweet and fun.

kshare18 · March 2014

I had THE BEST sex dreams in the first trimester. Now I dream about men wanting to cut out my baby. Slight change of theme.

missmiss307 · March 2014

I had a dream last night about being in some sort of team competition with/against other Bumpies. I'm not really even on here THAT much, so it's pretty weird that I dreamed it. I think we were bowling. The only person I remember for sure is Washington Queen (she's on the tri boards, I think), which is funny because I'm not sure I've ever even interacted with her.

haliebabyx3 · March 2014

Last night I was Aria and I was with Ezra off of Pretty Little Liars....

Why I dreamed that, I don't know.

So weird.

ETA: wording

Rannndi · March 2014

If I could have actually slept last night, I would have had dreams to add here. But our pup insisted on sitting on my head all night. He's lucky he's cute.

ETA: whoops, huge pic

shortnsweet65218 · March 2014

OMG. CAN I HAVE MY REGULAR NIGHTMARES BACK PLEASE?!

I had a 3 part dream last night. Part 1: So, I went in for a prenatal visit and for some reason thy had to perform an endoscopy (usually performed by a gastroenterologist, it's a loooong scope with a camera at the end of it that they stick down your throat to look at your esophagus, stomach, etc - or they can go in the other direction... So that's an upper or lower endoscopy). In this dream they snaked my entire system - in one end and out the other - no anesthesia. Lovely, right? Well, they compiled their results in a Discovery-Channel-esque documentary of my system where they found mommy, daddy, and baby worm parasites totaling about 3 miles of wormy parasitic ickyness. This is my worst legit nightmare BTW. Seriously, I can't watch that shit on TV. Their actual diagnosis: they told me, compete with disturbing background music "YOU HAVE MONSTERS INSIDE YOUR BODY" WTF??!! They had grossly animated parasites, too, because the real thing was too much to handle, apparently.
So, I wake up to pee
And then go back to sleep.
Part 2: So now I'm at some sort of new-agey therapy group for people with monsters inside of them. And I see a hot kid i graduated high school with. (Who, interesting enough, was in the first 3 part dream I ever had, back in 10th grade. Which was a kick ass James-Bind-esque dream, sealed with an incredibly lifelike French kiss). Blah blah blah we kiss. Oh, group leader looked like a cross between Patty from "millionaire matchmaker" and the witch from sleeping beauty, who looked like she was attacked by the girls from Style's "jerseylicious". Fantastic.
Wake up. Back to sleep.
Part 3: so me and Billy run away together. We end up at a snowed in Disney World in a Port Orleans hotel room. So we start to get it on. Monsters in my GI and baby in my belly and everything. Can't wait to get all hot n heavy with all like 2 humans, 1 fetus, and 3,000 parasites. But then at the last second Billy turns into a gross, awful, contorted version of DH who then starts getting angry. The dream starts to get a little rapey and then I wake up. W. T. F.

So this morning, to replace that awful dream, DH got lucky

Rannndi · March 2014

@sswedborg holy hell! I have no idea how you had sex after all that! LOL

shortnsweet65218 · March 2014

Rannndi said:
@sswedborg holy hell! I have no idea how you had sex after all that! LOL

I woke up at 5am and went to the gym. I worked off my WFTness - most I it at least. There was NO WAY I was going back to sleep lol. I was back home before DH's alarm went off.

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