Explosive sharts

Re: Explosive sharts

• nblondheim member

  March 2014

  This is us too!! Our little girl is a poop machine!

  

  Check out my blog: http://blondheimtwins.blogspot.com/

   

   

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• ladyglittersparkles member

  March 2014

  When LO is waking up I've learned to wait it out a few loud toots before changing her(unless she's screaming)
  I can't help but laugh sometimes because she is so loud with her bm's

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• kimberpoo member

  March 2014

  all of this just made me lol!

  
  

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• Npironi member

  March 2014

  My daughter is a CONSTANT pooper..the struggle is when she poops idk if I should change her right away or not cus she'll probably poop again 10 min later. And EVERY bm she makes is loud and explosive sounding lol ohh and I heard about boys peeing all over when u change them..well I didn't realize girls did it that much! She's constantly peeing on herself and I while I'm changing her!

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• lazyreader member

  March 2014

  Lol my husband said: two key components to an explosion - heat + pressure.

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• rockopera member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  bearsbearsbears said:

  I thought you were talking about us moms.
  
  The combination of painkillers that are constipating me like crazy + colace = explosive sharts.  Luckily, these have all happened on the toilet.
  

  Haha! Me too! I've only had one PP poop (horrifying), and the title of the thread made me want to cry thinking about it for myself.
  
  I'm still waiting for a pooptastrophy from M since we've only had wet diapers since yesterday morning.
  

  baby boy: 3.19.2014

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• PerkyErky member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  Little dude had one that was pretty impressive. He was in his carrier as we were about to leave (of course) and my hand was on the handle. He shared so hard I felt the rumble in my hand.
  
  The faces he makes while pooping make me laugh too.
  
  ETA: he just crapped himself as I typed this one handed

  Married 11/23/11, TTC starting 10/12, BFP#1 11/30/12, Adoption of stepson finalized 03/19/13,Loss of our daughter at 20w4d due to incompetent cervix 03/27/13, BFP#2 06/28/13, DS2 born 3/1/14.
  

  
  

   
  

  

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• sopranoali member

  March 2014

  The worst is when you go through 3 diapers during a changing before actually being able to snap one on that stays clean longer than 5 seconds

  

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• ProudMommy030614 member

  March 2014

  All of this had me cracking up! )

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• jazzyexpo member

  March 2014

  Yes us too! DH picked him up with no diaper on the other day because he pooped on the chngaing table, and he pooped all over DH, the floor, and pack n play. It was one for the books for DH.

  

  

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• TX08Aggie member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  Haha, the best part about our LO's loud gas release is it makes DD1 (21 months) jump up, run over, point to the baby and say "toot! toot!"
  

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• coreyeliz member

  March 2014

  Oh my god I love this post! The other day we went through 5 diapers at our pedi appointment AND she peed all over the table when her diaper was off to be weighed.

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• kls33145 member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  Multiple times my LO has pooped during changing. I now have a method! I keep the dirty diaper under him, but folded so the front of it (sorry Elmo) is under his bum. I've caught several mid-change poops this way and have saved my changed pad!!! I clean him all up this way then quickly exchange for a new one
  
  I'm sure this "method" of mine is a common way to change babies but figured if pass it along

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• kls33145 member

  March 2014

  PerkyErky said:

  
  The faces he makes while pooping make me laugh too.
  

  Ummmm can we PLEASE start a poopface picture thread?!? I was laughing at Cam's today!! I feel bad that I was but it was so funny!!!
  

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• fish8412 member

  March 2014

  Haha these posts are great! We go through way more diapers than we anticipated. I'm actually about to order the 4th box of newborn diapers right now.

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• dancer7889 member

  March 2014

  I was laughing out loud reading these!
  
  DD has had a few good ones. Her best was when she was in the hospital for jaundice and dh was changing her. She pooped as he took the diaper off (luckily in covered it up quickly), started wiping her down and she sprayed pee all over him and the floor.
  
  Now she's past the zillion poops a day phase. She went 7 days without pooping and then pooped three massive poops that day. We're on day 5 of no poop since then so I'm just waiting for it to happen again.
  
  Now her farts put a grown man to shame!

  Kinley Diane
  Born 2/4/14
  Weighing 6 lbs 10 oz and 20 inches long
  
  

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• BTBergstrom member

  March 2014

  Lo farts are so loud and wet sounding!! She has gotten us a few times with mid change poops that just keep going we hold her legs up and rotate the diaper. I took a picture of my hubby caught with one of these poop explosion changes. Her face and the fists she is making cracks me up!

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• Raebabe1008 member

  March 2014

  My hubby was changing her one night and she projectile pooped and it squirted on his bare chest LOL as he was wiping it off with a wipe she then did it again literally 6 feet across the room onto the floor and her bassinet!! I was DYING!!

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• stephmsully member

  March 2014

  I love this post. Same things are happening here. Explosive poops and I'm constantly getting peed or pooped on and sometimes going thru 3 diapers at a time. Hubby just went to the store and bought more newborn diapers! Lol

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• Ceventa member

  March 2014

  It always gets me how he follows and explosive poop with a smile lol

  
  
  

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• Pankers member

  March 2014

  I do not want to imagine what this would have been like if there was no diaper or onesie to protect us! She has such impressive farts, it makes me giggle. As soon as she starts to feed, she starts farting

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• kls33145 member

  March 2014

  Officially had the worst one Cam's ever had tonight.
  I was over my brother's house feeding Cam, boom...a few explosions, nothing out of the ordinary. Then I felt warmth, followed by a wetness....
  Went to undress him....poop everrrrywhere!!!! Down his leg, up his back...it was awful!!!
  
  Cam's crying, my nephew is over my shoulder saying "ewwww" (he's 4), my niece is laughing hysterically (she's 2), and my sister-in-law was passing me wipes nonstop.
  
  ...scene could have been in a movie!
  
  We're good now. Except I have a bag of poopy clothes and I'm not cleaning it. That's a job for DH

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• Andreabills member

  March 2014

  Npironi said:

  My daughter is a CONSTANT pooper..the struggle is when she poops idk if I should change her right away or not cus she'll probably poop again 10 min later. And EVERY bm she makes is loud and explosive sounding lol ohh and I heard about boys peeing all over when u change them..well I didn't realize girls did it that much! She's constantly peeing on herself and I while I'm changing her!

  ALL. OF. THIS! Holy cow with the peeing on herself!

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• AshleyO925 member

  March 2014

  Piper projectile pooped about 4 ft tonight. I scared the crap out of MH because of the way I gasped. We spent 45 mins cleaning everything that was on the dresser and me!

   

  

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