Embarrassing or funny stories...come in!

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• minerswife17 member

  March 2014

  clgsquared said:

  I was in the store the other day and farted.  It was silent but definitely not pleasant. It couldn't be held.  A woman walked by and looked at my son and said "someone must have a stinky diaper".  I just chuckled to myself.

  
  I do it too....often

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• EIsieMae member

  March 2014

  DS motorboats me in public all the time. DH thinks its hilarious. Me, not so much...

  BFP #1: 5-14-2010, DD born 1-22-2011
  

  BFP #2: 4-20-2012, Natural MC 5-1-2012

  BFP #3: 7-19-2012, DS born 3-27-2013

  BFP #4: 9-13-2014, MMC discovered 10-27-14 at 10w, d&c on 11-6-14 

  
  

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• pinottoparenthood member

  March 2014

  Haha @coffeemonster19 's story reminded me of this...

  
  

  Our neighbors have two boys and I was over playing with her 5-year-old one day. We were playing "store" in the basement and he was trying to "sell" me all of his toys. At one point I was messing around with him and picked him up and said, "What if I want to buy this? How much does this cost?" 

  
  

  A little while later, I was upstairs having a glass of wine with his mom. He came runnning up the stairs, smacked my butt, and said, "How much does this cost?!"

  
  

  Priceless.

  Amanda

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  March 2014

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• Kate_C member

  March 2014

  @pinottoparenthood‌
  
  I totally just snorted diet coke out my nose from your story. Thanks. Ouch.

  
  

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• superToots member

  March 2014

  Cameron's third birthday is next week and we have a paper chain to help him countdown. This morning after we cut a ring off I asked what we're going to do on his birthday. His answer, "birthday cake, balloons and Santa will bring me presents."

  
  

    DS1 4.4.11. &  DS2 4.18.13
  

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• MrsHartman7 member

  March 2014

  I ran into a client this weekend while out and about and i was holding Fin on my hip and he was amusing himself with his fingers in his mouth...I was mid conversation when he reached up and shoved his whole slimy hand into my mouth.  Gross.

  

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