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Reasons i dislike my kid....

DS was laying in bed with me this morning after waking up. He was messing around and kicked me in the vagina. I hurt really bad.

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Re: Reasons i dislike my kid....

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  • The whining...sweet Jesus....the whining.

    I can handle crying, I can handle screaming, but the shrieky whining makes me want to claw my ears off of my head.
    I second this. For the 10 min drive home 4 out of 5 days i hear "fruit pouch?.... mommy! mommy! fruit pouch.... I want fruit pouch.... FRRRUUIIIIT PPPOOOUUCHH.....insert pathetic cry.... frruu...it....ppppou....chhhh."
  • The crying in the middle of the night demanding that I get him water when the water is in fact inches away from him. Which he knows. But still wants me to get for him. Just let me sleeeeeeep.
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  • My DD can't just give kisses. She has to headbutt you in the process. HARD. I'm shocked my nose isn't broken yet.

    Also, BEDTIME OMG. 10:45 last night she's still going: "MOMMY! i miss you! I NEED SNUGGLES!" She finally fell asleep but I woke up with her elbows in my back and eight of her stuffed animals tucked in a row on my bed this morning. If my bed was |------this wide-----| I had |--| that much room.
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  • I win though.
    My kid bangs the back of his head to go to sleep. Like sometimes a lot & he only does it more/harder if you try to tell him to stop. I dislike that very, very, very, very, very much. 
    I remember reading somewhere that this is totally normal.

    It would freak me out, though.  It must be hard to watch!

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  • Just sleep more than 3 hours in a row, kid. You're nearly two years old. WTAF?
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    Annoying: - the whining, for sure the whining and the Mooooommmmmmmmm, everytime.single.time he speaks to me, 1) you don't need to say my name every time 2) drawing it out like that drives me crazy - the being a monring grump. omg, I am a morning person, I love the morning and getting up and his grumping seriously puts a damper on my mood. Dude has serious FWP every morning.......mmmmooommmmmm I can't reach my milk, mmmmmmmoooooommmmmmm I don't like that cartoon, moooooommmmmmmmm I don't want to go to afterschool camp......etc etc I love him though!
  • The waking twice a night...at almost two years old. 'Mama, mama, mum, mum, mammmmmaaaa". Go the f to sleep!!
    Chemical Pregnancy 2001, Married 8/8/09, TTC April 2011, BFP 5/8/11, Missed M/C @ 9wk5d, D&C 6/21/11 BFP 11/13/11 Chase Everett born at 29wks 0 days on 5/7/12 at 2 lbs 14 oz, 14 1/2 inches long.
  • Today I was singing in the car like I always do (DS usually loves it) says mommy don't sing that song I don't like to hear U sing! Excuse me kid??? Attitude much?? Lol little stinker
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    Another annoying habit is that he takes the elastic out of my hair when I have it in a pony tail Drives me crazy! It's like he can't resist when he walks by. Then he puts my elastics in random places around the house. Maybe he doesn't like my hair up?
  • Recently it's been the chewing with his mouth open. UGH!!  Then DH gets upset by it and it only makes matters worse.  He was always so good about chewing with his mouth closed and has started slurping and chewing so loudly it's just gross.  I blame the kids at daycare.
  • Biting. I know you're teething but frack kid!
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