He doesn't want us to have sex

ASmallWonder · March 2014

I am not exaggerating when I tell you that Quinn has woken up screaming every.single.time we've tried to have sex in the last 3 months. We joke about it but literally the minute we get down to business he wakes up. HOW DOES HE KNOW??

Western Diva · March 2014

That's so frustrating! Last week after we DTD and DH was walking to the bathroom, he says "hi j". DS1 was standing in his door at the baby gate and we have no idea how long he'd been there! He couldn't see anything, but of course we forgot to close our door. X_X

needanustart · March 2014

He's been taught the tricks to avoid infant sibling syndrome.

PinkPuffyHeart2 · March 2014

Womp womp

ASmallWonder · March 2014

calikat80 said:
He's been taught the tricks to avoid infant sibling syndrome.

How do you explain tubal ligation to a 9 month old? Lol

LaBellaVida · March 2014

Lol...my husband got this on a text from his buddy today.

ASmallWonder · March 2014

xBlueFrogx said:

Is it bad my first thought was 'can I borrow him for a year or two?' I'm so terrible, I love my husband dearly but I just don't want to have sex right now. I swear I feel broken sometimes

I hear you on this