It's time again!

tamarar5 · March 2014

What is the strangest thing you have found yourself saying as a parent?

Today's entry in the "Never thought I'd ever say" category:

Quit licking your brothers shoes!

I'm pretty sure that rivels Stop licking the house, and Don't lick the salt off the car!

Clearly we have licking issues. And these weren't even things we said to E!

tamarar5 · March 2014

Oh. My. Gawd!!!

) lol DC!

kleigh926 · March 2014

"We don't play with trash."

"If you're going to eat the leaves, we're going back inside."

wifeofadam · March 2014

"We don't paint with our poop."

DD1 did it yet again yesterday. During naps she pooped, took off the diaper, and dipped a marker into it. There was "art" all over the place.

TarheelMama202 · March 2014

+adamwife+ said:

"We don't paint with our poop."

DD1 did it yet again yesterday. During naps she pooped, took off the diaper, and dipped a marker into it. There was "art" all over the place.

Oh my gah! Again! Blessings.

Puck1182 · March 2014

"The dog's butthole does not need your pacifier."

tamarar5 · March 2014

Omg, Adamwife, that is so terrible! Can you put her in leggings under a onsie? What about legged PJs that zip up the back? Like cut the feet of and maybe nip down the neck, but our them on backwards?

I used to babysit a boy we had to literally duct tape into his diaper (disposable) to keep this from happening.

wifeofadam · March 2014

TarheelMama202 said:

+adamwife+ said:

"We don't paint with our poop."

DD1 did it yet again yesterday. During naps she pooped, took off the diaper, and dipped a marker into it. There was "art" all over the place.

Oh my gah! Again! Blessings.

Now you know why I drank so much last night.

I have got to potty train that girl. Although, if she's willing to play with her poop, I'm not sure she's ready.

bumpuser7698452 · March 2014

"Oooh, you have a booger in your nose but it's too far back for me to reach it. You got lucky."

I know there have been worse, but that's the most recent that I can think of.

tamarar5 · March 2014

DC2London said:
We seem to have licking problems on this board

Yes, but I'm pretty sure that my licker is the only one old enough to really know better. Or supposedly know better, lol!

wifeofadam · March 2014

I caught DD1 licking the grocery store cart last week. I'm waiting for a plague to roll through this house. What is it with kids and putting the germiest things on earth in their mouths??? :-&

nikkisun54 · March 2014

DC2London said:

We seem to have licking problems on this board

Yes! The first thing I thought to add to this post -

"If you two don't stop licking each other (our dog and DS), I'm going to have to separate you!"

nlp1990 · March 2014

"No trash picking!" And "no pinching please it hurts your mom!" He only pinches me and it drives me nutty!

StephPeth · March 2014

I'm tired...you go to bed. My mom always said that and I hated it. Now I understand completely...

DublinMama · March 2014

"Don't pull Mumma's nipple." Yeah...he doesn't nurse. I brought him in the shower with me because the idea of giving him a bath, then taking a separate shower seemed like too much work.