Funny Things Kids Say

Re: Funny Things Kids Say

• msdrdg member

  March 2014

  I think I posted this the other day but DS has an obsession with how fast/slow we drive.  He is the worst back seat driver ever.  "Mommy, you need to go faster.  Press the gas pedal Mommy.  The one on the right.  No Mommy not the break.  Why are you slowing down?  We need to go faster."  OMG!!!
  
  Also, the other morning we were getting in the car to go to DC and he noticed the driveway was wet.
  R: It must have rained while I was sleeping.
  Me: Yep Buddy, that's what happened.
  R: I CAN'T believe it!  NEVER in my life!
  
  

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• msdrdg member

  March 2014

  @brewcitygal, DH has long hair and also paints his finger nails.  The kids at DC are amazed by him.
  

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• secretsout member

  March 2014

  Mine keeps saying "frog coming out penis." I'm not sure what to make of that.
  
  He's also acting kind of creepy lately. At night, in his crib he'll look up at me and say in this creepy growly whisper "daddy come here noooow" which is made even creepier by the glow of his green night light on his face.

  
  

  
  

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• wirt2cute member

  March 2014

  My 4 year old saw me with just my bra on the other day and said "mommy you have wings so you can fly". He was referring to my back fat rolls under my bra. I just looked at him and walked away. ::pulling the zumba DVD out now::

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• Shelovesaginger member

  March 2014

  I remember when my little cousin was starting Kindergarten, she was so excited. She said "I'm going to Kindergarten! Are you in Kindergarten?" Lol

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  March 2014

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• Kissimi21 member

  March 2014

  When my twins were 2 weeks old, Max asked, "When are babies going home?"  He was not happy when I told him that they are home and would be stay with us.  He showed his displeasure by calling them "Baby" and "The Other One" for weeks whenever anyone asked what their names were.

   

  
  
  
  
  

  
  
  

  

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• lizziebooper member

  March 2014

  This happened a couple of years ago but after giving my 3 year old son a timeout for hitting his sister he put his hands on his hips stomped his foot and said "mommy you are ruining my life".

  
  

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• ferris0906 member

  March 2014

  My DS keeps "checking mommy's diaper" by pulling on the back of my pants and then announcing for all to hear "MOMMY POOPY IN THE PANTS!!!"  It's super fun when he does it in public. 

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• LovestheLou member

  March 2014

  I told my DS that he needed to turn off the TV or it would rot his brain.  He insisted he didn't have a brain. When DH got home, he told him everyone has a brain. DS proudly responded: Only one person not got a brain. Me!
  

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• littlestjerry member

  March 2014

  DS has just started saying "talk it" instead of "read it" when he asks people to read him books. "Talk it again, daddy!" 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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  "I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black

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• Whenigrowup member

  March 2014

  DD announces her burps and toots.  Lately, she has gone as far as saying, "Tasty burp!"  It's charming.

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• jenn330 member

  March 2014

  We were over at the IL's house a little after I had my c-section, and one of the kids she fosters (3 years old) sees I didn't have my big belly anymore and says " hey, Jenn, your belly is all gone!" And my little BIL (he's 10) proceeds to announce "yeah, the doctor sliced her open to take the baby out!"

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