Why have I done this to myself?

laurblum · March 2014

Ugh.. Ok went on a (caffeine free) soda drinking bender this week. I can't get enough and now I'm fucking paying for it. Why the hell did I do this?!!?!? I feel like absolute shit and I'm swollen like a damn blimp. Now I am trying to flush myself out with water. I am such an idiot.

Also I peed myself twice tonight in front of company. Literally had to change my pants twice, both times due to sneezes. Thankfully we were at my house where I had plenty of sweatpants to change into. And the company we had were our 2 closest friends so they laughed their asses off, but would never judge me.

Hope everyone had a fun and embarrassment free weekend so far!

awc1986 · March 2014

Sorry you're having a sucky time. If its any consolation, it's 5:40am here and I've been wide awake since 4:30. I'm in the mood to smack bitches.

laurblum · March 2014

@awc1986 I'm with ya. I've been up all night too. WTF!?

awc1986 · March 2014

I was lying awake thinking about how much I wanted a grilled cheese from 5 guys. Then I managed to fall back to sleep for an hour at about 6:30 and dreamt that I was waiting for my food at 5 guys. Now I absolutely have to go to 5 guys.

laurblum · March 2014

Mmmmmmmmm.. I'll come with you. I could go for a hot dog.

awc1986 · March 2014

Now I feel like I've started a chain reaction.

SMM1986 · March 2014

Fuck. You had to say something about 5 guys?!
Sorry you're having a rough time laur! I have yet to pee myself, but I won't be surprised when it happens.

awc1986 · March 2014

We're going for lunch!

spacepotatoes · March 2014

I was looking for a gif of that scence from Legally Blonde (or maybe the second one) where Paulette says "You look like the 4th of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad." I could only find the first half of that quote. Now I am sad AND want a hot dog.

laurblum · March 2014

Ok.. Well I don't know where we all live, but I can get us to a Five Guys in 7 minutes flat. Meet at my house.. I'm waiting..

awc1986 · March 2014

laurblum said:
Ok.. Well I don't know where we all live, but I can get us to a Five Guys in 7 minutes flat. Meet at my house.. I'm waiting..

I can do 5, but then you have 2 minute walk from the car. It only opened a month ago and we've been 4 times. Shameful.

lavendergiraffes · March 2014

5 guys has grilled cheese and hot dogs?? Where have I been? I always get a burger. Jackpot!!

awc1986 · March 2014

Ok I ate way too much and now I feel disgusting and can barely move. Totally worth it though. No regrets.

jenniferroshto · March 2014

5 guys is amazing, I'll admit, but we have a place here called Godsey's that knocks the socks off 5 guys.

Turn4Cindy · March 2014

I hear you on the peeing yourself! It's mostly happened to me after taking a shower, so no need to change, but definitely feel like I need to hop back in the shower to clean up. Few more weeks of snissing (hopefully)!

lauralou3x3 · March 2014

awc1986 said:
Ok I ate way too much and now I feel disgusting and can barely move. Totally worth it though. No regrets.

You mean no ragrets? (We are the Millers)

mrspopsicle · March 2014

Now I need five guys.

jay3907 · March 2014

or a pretzel hot dog from Sonic would be nice too. I used to sniss at least once a day at about 28 weeks. It has since subsided, hopefully for good. FX

laurblum · March 2014

@awc1986 There should never be regrets when good food is involved.

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