February 2014 Moms

Slovenly Saturday

I woke up this morning to a dull pain in one spot on the side of my boob. I tried rubbing it and felt a small lump, started to freak, and was sure I had a clogged duct. After consulting Dr. Bump I went to make a hot compress and massage it. I then took off my shirt and the "lump" turned out to be a mostly melted chocolate chip from my MOTN snacking. Oops...

DH is working a 12 hour shift today so LO and I will be bumming around the house and I have no intention of accomplishing anything except napping, feeding, and catching up on my DVR. I should clean the house (or me) but it is not happening.

Anyone else being as lazy as possible or possibly gross?

Re: Slovenly Saturday

  • Totally completely gross over here. I need to change my sheets because of spit up, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I'm also wearing my gross, old ratty pajamas.
  • Loading the player...
  • My boyfriend has to go away for the night, so it will just be the two of us and the dogs. I wouldn't be surprised if he came home to see us both still wearing the same pjs. I really would like to clean up a bit though. When the house is messy enough to bother ME, you know there's a problem.
    image
    F14 Siggy Challenge
     image
  • @BlueDot818‌ sorry you have an actual clog. Hope it clears soon. I kind of want to start a poll asking if people eat any of the snacks they find in their shirts because I was pretty tempted.

    I don't ever find snacks in my shirts, but I find tons of food crumbs etc. in LO's bjorn. Pieces of garlic from baby wearing while making dinner, chocolate from mama snacking. It's kind of gross and I feel bad for my LO
  • My boyfriend has left for the night. Time it took me to change into sweats and break open the bag of chips I had hidden? Less than two minutes. And bonus! Gilmore Girls is on.
    image
    F14 Siggy Challenge
     image
  • I'm drinking a beer and we are watching breaking bad on Netflix. LO is so tired his eyes were rolling around in his head and DH is trying to get him to sleep. I'm secretly glad the smell of my milk was making him crazy because I need my arms for a bit.
  • I'm laying on sheets soaked in breast milk eating Halloween candy and watching Lost.
    Pretty together over here!

    @TyrannosaurusLex‌ how do you still have Halloween candy ?!?!?!?!?!
    Lilypie Pregnancy tickers  
      Lilypie Second Birthday tickers
  • @BlueDot818‌ sorry you have an actual clog. Hope it clears soon.

    I kind of want to start a poll asking if people eat any of the snacks they find in their shirts because I was pretty tempted.

    I definitely have eaten crumbs I find in my shirt. Piece of bacon from loaded fries? Yes please.
    September 2014 Siggy Challenge: Goats
    image

    Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
  • utpony said:
    I was in yoga pants covered in milk, but then DH told me friends were on their way over. I changed into jeans, that I took out of the dirty hamper, at least the milk and spit up on them is dry. Motherhood has really lowered my definition of clean.
    Um, I do this all the time. If it has a noticeable stain, I just take a wet wash cloth and rub it. I'm classy.
    I use a baby wipe for that job. Wash cloth = laundry
    image
    F14 Siggy Challenge
     image
This discussion has been closed.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards
"
"