September 2014 Moms

Help me figure this out!!!

Guys!!! I really NEED you to tell me what you think I'm having!!! Your expert over the internet advice is required RIGHT NOW!!!!?

Here are the facts:
I pee. A lot.
I peed in a jar of draino. It looks like fucking piss. I also ruined a good jar.
Chocolate is delicious. Girl?
I like tacos with lots of salsa. Boy?
I put my wedding rings on a string dipped in baby giraffe blood and it spun in circles.
I have one big boob and one little boob (o)(O)
Fetal heart rate was 167
My husband is getting fat.
My female cat walks in between my legs in what appears to be an attempt on my life, which I why I think I'm having a girl.

But, like, I dunno? I just can't get through the night without you all telling me what I'm giving!!! Help!!!
TELL ME NOW!!!

Seriously...enough with all the stupid fucking "what am I having" posts from the lurking trolls!

I like my f bombs thank you very much!


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