Animal UO

jackson290721 · March 2014

If your pet had a UO what would it be??

My dog : I don't think couches should be for humans. They were obviously meant for dogs.

Missy the cat : Changing pads should be cat beds. We appreciate them more than the poop monster.

fabk · March 2014

My dog would agree with the couch UO.
She also thinks our bed should considered her bed that she graciously allows us to use half of (its a queen).

jackson290721 · March 2014

fabk said:

My dog would agree with the couch UO. She also thinks our bed should considered her bed that she graciously allows us to use half of (its a queen).

I wanted to kill my dog last night when he somehow stole all of the blankets. You have fur!! You do not need my blanket.

jackson290721 · March 2014

Another one from my dog. - I should be able to snore as loudly as possible while the baby is sleeping, without fear of my mom throwing burp rags at my face.

thegoodpotato · March 2014

Doug's UO: if food is on Marnie's desk, it is obviously put on a low surface so I can more easily reach it.

Curly's UO: if the baby has food and she accidentally throws it, it was meant for me!

jackson290721 · March 2014

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TheLittleRedM · March 2014

Callie: Affection should be accepted 24/7. Sure I'm 60lbs, but hold me!!

Peanut: People shouldn't demand so much attention. Can't we all just curl up in a softspot near each other without smothering or talking?

grapeskittles4lyfe · March 2014

jamis1284 said:

My Rabbits:

Well..if you didn't want us eating your furniture..it shouldn't be made out of wood...

If you didn't want hay all over the place..then you shouldn't have rabbits

I love the pic of them watching TV!

Caitable25 · March 2014

Oscar: I am allowed to bark whenever, at whoever, and however loud I want. Small children and elderly people walking by need to RECOGNIZE

Dexter: Under the bed is where brave dogs hang. I swear I am not still afraid of Daddy after 6 years...............

mandmh05 · March 2014

May cats would say day time is for sleeping, stop making so much noise! That and also, there should not be meal time. Just access to all food, all the time (my cats are on a diet so they kind of hate me right now).

grapeskittles4lyfe · March 2014

My snakes: we should be allowed to eat as many mice in one sitting as we want. If we need to vomit half-digested mouse cadavers back out a few days later, NOT our problem.

Sigh.

That stuff stinks beyond anything LO could ever hope to generate.

Linzbut113083 · March 2014

Dane my german shorthaired pointer (a confession more then a uo): the poopy scooper guy, mike, told my dad that i eat mommys dirty underware and LOs dirty socks. The dirtier they are, the better they taste! I need to convince them they dont need a covered laundry basket.

Caz the boxer: i want to be an only child again. I don't need dog or human siblings.

equinus · March 2014

Mr Big my mini poodle also shares an unhealthy obsession with my underwear. He doesn't care if they are dirty or not. Also delectable, toddler poop in the little potty, so disgusting I know.

Mom2bois85 · March 2014

Mr. Tross' would be...
"I love running under the bar chair and forgetting to duck every single time, because I like the "GONG" sound my head hitting the brass makes!
My mommy and daddy say I'm killing brain cells each time but I always play it off all smooth like nothing ever happened..."

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