TMI Tuesday

TrueBeliever925 · March 2014

Go on. Because we all know how really gross we are.

MinnesotaMomma91 · March 2014

My gas smells like death. Its disgusting.

V&G101808 · March 2014

The stuff coming out of my throat and nose is simply disgusting. It's so gross but yet I can't help NOT look into the tissue after I blow my nose.

Come on, I know I'm not the only one...

(who doesn't love Jimmy Fallon?!)

TrueBeliever925 · March 2014

Corned beef and cabbage dinner. Nuff said.

The cough fart totally works right? Not.

kkay1982 · March 2014

LO pooped mid diaper change. It squirted a good 10-12 inches out of his butt and into my hand.

LokiLahve · March 2014

Despite some spotting yesterday I was in denial about getting AF 2 weeks earlier than I should. Well I was wrong, and woke up to discover my sheets paid the price :-q
I've felt like a middle schooler ever since pp AF showed up. I'm a mess & just can't seem to get it under control!

MommyBolty · March 2014

I've had a cold for a little over a week now. Every time I cough... I fart too. It's so embarrassing! $:\$ ">

Crcalhoun8110 · March 2014

I had a guy come look at my flooring in my room yesterday. He looked in my closet next to my bed and there was my vibrater and bullet... I had no idea it was there... So embarassing lol I couldn't look him in the eye. I've never used them yet, but he didn't know it and I wasn't about to say it lol

nnikki10 · March 2014

Not too gross but I was getting DD ready for bath and as I took her diaper off she peed. So I thought I was in the clear to walk her from her bedroom to the tub naked. WRONG!! She peed all down the side of my shirt and pants.

WildRumpus · March 2014

I don't have one today, but DH just pulled an inch long hair out of his nose, so there's that

Texasmomma13 · March 2014

WildRumpus said:

I don't have one today, but DH just pulled an inch long hair out of his nose, so there's that

I am so grossed out by men's weird body hair. I'm not talking about chest hair. I'm talking about the super long strange stuff that appears overnight in their ears and noses. I have literally plucked them from DH while he was still in bed in the morning before he woke up. Needless to say, he hates that!

Texasmomma13 · March 2014

My TMI, I should really do more kegels.

PS. You're welcome @revez.

LEMSA · March 2014

I have a pimple under my armpit that hurts like crazy.

WildRumpus · March 2014

Thought of one: I get the nasty cystic pimples that feel like they have their own heartbeat. I had one on my chin, so I popped it last night....it hit the bathroom mirror. :-S

BelhurstBride · March 2014

@wildrumpus, I think I threw up a little in my mouth. Mostly because I had flashbacks of doing the same...

I clogged the upstairs toilet yesterday. I had every intention of blaming it on DD1 if it didn't resolve itself by the time DH got home.

How's that for a TMI and FFFC post all in one?

Bunnyfer · March 2014

LO pooped in her sleep the other day....I was awake so I changed her, fed her, put her back down....I woke up the next day to poop on my arm....Seriously!

Also, I need a different deodorant, or something for my boobs. I was at work, and I had to stick my finger in my pit to see if I had on deodorant...I did, but its having trouble keeping up....Plus my boob sweat is gross...Its gonna be a long summer

TrueBeliever925 · March 2014

@bunnyfer If it makes you feel better, I've been using my deodorant under and between my boobs.

Revez · March 2014

Texasmomma13 said:
My TMI, I should really do more kegels.

PS. You're welcome @revez.

I'm going to have one strong vagina if you guys keep this up.

I kept getting wafts of old vinegar mixed with sweat and fart before bed last night. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, so I decided to sniff test H (like I don't sniff enough butts in a day). At least I found the source...

kkay1982 · March 2014

This thread is making me laugh and gag all at once. Well done ladies.

Marvel1013 · March 2014

Revez said:

Texasmomma13 said:
My TMI, I should really do more kegels.

PS. You're welcome @revez.
I'm going to have one strong vagina if you guys keep this up.

I kept getting wafts of old vinegar mixed with sweat and fart before bed last night. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, so I decided to sniff test H (like I don't sniff enough butts in a day). At least I found the source...

What was it? You cant end it like that!

Revez · March 2014

Marvel1013 said:

My TMI, I should really do more kegels.

PS. You're welcome @revez.
I'm going to have one strong vagina if you guys keep this up. I kept getting wafts of old vinegar mixed with sweat and fart before bed last night. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, so I decided to sniff test H (like I don't sniff enough butts in a day). At least I found the source...
What was it? You cant end it like that!

The rear end of his boxers...

Marvel1013 · March 2014

Revez said:

Marvel1013 said:

Revez said:

Texasmomma13 said:
My TMI, I should really do more kegels.

PS. You're welcome @revez.
I'm going to have one strong vagina if you guys keep this up.

I kept getting wafts of old vinegar mixed with sweat and fart before bed last night. I couldn't figure out where it was coming from, so I decided to sniff test H (like I don't sniff enough butts in a day). At least I found the source...
What was it? You cant end it like that!

The rear end of his boxers...

Barf.. i didnt read your post very well.. i just noticed the butt sniffing

laabeja · March 2014

DS seems to have inherited my notorious laughing farts. Poor kid!

LEMSA · March 2014

I have to poop so bad. LO is asleep in his car seat. I'm letting him get a good nap in hanging in the car and surfing the internet while waiting for him to wake up so we can go in to Costco.

But I really hafta poop. I'm so torn. Wake a sleeping baby (who realllly needed a nap) and go or stay here and sweat it out.

Bunnyfer · March 2014

LEMSA said:

I have to poop so bad. LO is asleep in his car seat. I'm letting him get a good nap in hanging in the car and surfing the internet while waiting for him to wake up so we can go in to Costco. But I really hafta poop. I'm so torn. Wake a sleeping baby (who realllly needed a nap) and go or stay here and sweat it out.

Are you at the point that you may poop yourself if you move wrong? Then I say go poop...if you can squeeze it in longer, wait it out....When I gotta go, I GOTTA go

LEMSA · March 2014

Bunnyfer said:

LEMSA said:

I have to poop so bad. LO is asleep in his car seat. I'm letting him get a good nap in hanging in the car and surfing the internet while waiting for him to wake up so we can go in to Costco.

But I really hafta poop. I'm so torn. Wake a sleeping baby (who realllly needed a nap) and go or stay here and sweat it out.

Are you at the point that you may poop yourself if you move wrong? Then I say go poop...if you can squeeze it in longer, wait it out....When I gotta go, I GOTTA go

Thankfully DH drives by where I was on his way to work. So he swung by and sat in the car w M while I went to the restroom. It was a Effin' life saver.

kwrecks · March 2014

Three times this week, E has pooped while I'm changing her diaper. I'm amazed at how long the poop stays in one long log now that she has solid food poop.

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