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Inside a woman's mind at Target

I'm hurt from where this pinned me so hard.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/taylor-wolfe/2014/03/inside-a-womans-mind-at-target/#X8iamWBPA5vuiTxS.01

And they’re only a dollar after all. I might as well grab a few polka dot miniature tin buckets as well, you know, to keep pens in or something.
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  • Haha, this is so perfect. All of it. That damn dollar spot.



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  • This is hilarious... And true... Every ridiculous line of it is true!!!
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  • I don't get my Target fix often enough because the closest one is an hour and a half away...but how I wish we had one here so I could join the ranks of the other strung out moms on a much more frequent basis! Target, I love/hate you so much !!!
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  • Love it!

    Now if only I could buy wine at Target in my state..... a girl can dream.

  • Hilarious.  I just sent it to some of my co- workers.

     

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  • This is awesome. It's so true! I so love/hate Target. Has anyone also seen this...
     She cracks me up. 
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  • This is great. We have a brand new Target by my work, it's so pretty inside. :)
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  • The housewares section always kills me. I'll see like a cute lamp, then notice they have all these coordinating accessories. Then I'll spontaneously decide to redo my living room and buy the whole set. Ugh.


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  • I love Target but somehow have to walk through the whole store when I'm there. Well, I skip the makeup and lingerie aisles, but y'know, most of it. Although the toy aisles are dangerous now if I have DS.
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  • Yup, Target lol. I love Target. DH hates when I go to Target. I do buy a lot of groceries there b/c why pay 3 bucks more for the exact same bacon at Safeway next door? I do negate some of the savings but I enjoy those purchases more lol as does DD. I just get meat and that kinda stuff at Costco or the grocery if I don't make it there. Btw, I love the Crappy Pictures blog. I have had it bookmarked for forever now.
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  • Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!!! Hilarious!!! lolol


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  • DED. Spot on. My DH always gets nervous when I say I'm going to Target. 
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  • I managed to walk in once and walk out without anything because I couldn't find the thing I needed.

    It was only once, but that should count for something, right?

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  • I went twice today....


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  • It's like my 3rd home, besides work and my actual house. Since they added on the grocery section last year it is even more of a reason to stop.  ADDICTED TO TARGET!
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  • I get my monthly narcotic prescription refilled at target. Since it has to be on paper and can't be called in, I have to wait for it to be filled. I can do some serous damage in those 20 minutes.

    I'm so glad DD is driving now. She always wanted to tag along so she could hit up the Starbucks inside. I wonder if I can add her as an authorized user to my red card? It's silly for her to shop there and not get the extra 5% off if she can.
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  • Total greatness!
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  • Wait! Her Target has WINE? What state is this magical Target?
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  • I went in for sneakers for DD the other day and spent $88.  How did that happen?!  The shoes were only $20.
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  • jenn330jenn330 member
    edited March 2014
    Our Target has wine here in CA! Went to Target yesterday and got out of there for $80, miraculously! I'm addicted to the clearance sections!
  • susanb887 said:

    Our target has wine; NY

    Ditto for NC, but not on Sundays before noon. #south
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  • Our target has wine,beer, and cheap vodka. I'm in Ohio


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  • Our Target has alcohol, Starbucks, Icee machine and a pizza place.
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  • Our Target has alcohol, Starbucks, Icee machine and a pizza place.

    So basically you could live in yours
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