Inside a woman's mind at Target

BlueRidge8 · March 2014

I'm hurt from where this pinned me so hard.

https://thoughtcatalog.com/taylor-wolfe/2014/03/inside-a-womans-mind-at-target/#X8iamWBPA5vuiTxS.01

And they’re only a dollar after all. I might as well grab a few polka dot miniature tin buckets as well, you know, to keep pens in or something.

littlestjerry · March 2014

Haha, this is so perfect. All of it. That damn dollar spot.

flyingsaucer · March 2014

This is hilarious... And true... Every ridiculous line of it is true!!!

ASmallWonder · March 2014

I laughed so hard. And then I had to pay my Target bill and I stopped laughing. Damn you, Target.

ASmallWonder · March 2014

I get pulled in by all the super hero clothes for DS1. That kid's wardrobe is 95% Target.

MrsCodeMonkey · March 2014

Damn Target spiral! I've been sucked in so many times. Lately, I've been using the printed coupons from the website and the Cartwheel ap and I save quite a bit. But here's the kicker - I justify buying more crap because it's practically free with coupons. Gah!

angelashly · March 2014

So true

my5sons · March 2014

I don't get my Target fix often enough because the closest one is an hour and a half away...but how I wish we had one here so I could join the ranks of the other strung out moms on a much more frequent basis! Target, I love/hate you so much !!!

pdh2008 · March 2014

Love it!

Now if only I could buy wine at Target in my state..... a girl can dream.

Helenahhandbasket · March 2014

Hilarious. I just sent it to some of my co- workers.

phunkyphish · March 2014

This is awesome. It's so true! I so love/hate Target. Has anyone also seen this...

https://crappypictures.com/shopping-at-target/

She cracks me up.

robyn2201 · March 2014

This is great. We have a brand new Target by my work, it's so pretty inside.

theseaword · March 2014

The housewares section always kills me. I'll see like a cute lamp, then notice they have all these coordinating accessories. Then I'll spontaneously decide to redo my living room and buy the whole set. Ugh.

LuckyDad · March 2014

I love Target but somehow have to walk through the whole store when I'm there. Well, I skip the makeup and lingerie aisles, but y'know, most of it. Although the toy aisles are dangerous now if I have DS.

Helenahhandbasket · March 2014

LuckyDad said:

I love Target but somehow have to walk through the whole store when I'm there. Well, I skip the makeup and lingerie aisles, but y'know, most of it. Although the toy aisles are dangerous now if I have DS.

@luckydad are you going to write for us "Inside the Mind of a Man at Target"?

TheBub · March 2014

I am reading this on my phone in the target parking lot while I eat lunch. I will act this whole thing out in about 5 minutes.

bulbasaur359 · March 2014

Yup, Target lol. I love Target. DH hates when I go to Target. I do buy a lot of groceries there b/c why pay 3 bucks more for the exact same bacon at Safeway next door? I do negate some of the savings but I enjoy those purchases more lol as does DD. I just get meat and that kinda stuff at Costco or the grocery if I don't make it there. Btw, I love the Crappy Pictures blog. I have had it bookmarked for forever now.

shadypines · March 2014

Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes!!! Hilarious!!! lolol

winecastle14 · March 2014

DED. Spot on. My DH always gets nervous when I say I'm going to Target.

virgin4lyfe · March 2014

I managed to walk in once and walk out without anything because I couldn't find the thing I needed.

It was only once, but that should count for something, right?

minervacullen · March 2014

I went twice today....

CarimeD · March 2014

It's like my 3rd home, besides work and my actual house. Since they added on the grocery section last year it is even more of a reason to stop. ADDICTED TO TARGET!

klondikebar · March 2014

I get my monthly narcotic prescription refilled at target. Since it has to be on paper and can't be called in, I have to wait for it to be filled. I can do some serous damage in those 20 minutes.

I'm so glad DD is driving now. She always wanted to tag along so she could hit up the Starbucks inside. I wonder if I can add her as an authorized user to my red card? It's silly for her to shop there and not get the extra 5% off if she can.