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My kid's a man whore and he has a type

ASmallWonderASmallWonder member
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He's FOUR!  He likes "older women" (6-early 20s) with dark hair.  Always and only the dark haired girls.  He's been in love with his teaching assistant for months but then his teacher started bringing her 10 year old daughter and daughter's friend to the preschool for them to catch the bus.  He got stars in his eyes over the little friend.  The teaching assistant started teasing him about how she thought he loved her and he said "It's ok Taylor.  I can love you both."  Holy moly.

He's now moved on from both of them and has decided that the director's niece is his "girlfriend."  He met her once on Friday but his teacher said the look on his face was priceless.  He was enamored of her and later that day told the TA and the young girl that he didn't like them anymore.  What a fucker.

My kid is going to date his teachers or take MILFs to the prom or sumshit.  I'm sure of it.
Formerly known as elmoali :)

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  • FrickandFrackFrickandFrack member
    Sounds like DS1. I fear for the teenage years.
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  • virgin4lyfevirgin4lyfe member
    Oh Lordy. Best of luck to you in the future ;)

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  • wirt2cutewirt2cute member
    That is so funny. My DS2 loves my friends thighs and boobs... He is always rubbing her legs and hugging her boobs. 
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  • ASmallWonderASmallWonder member
    Mrswirt2013 said:
    That is so funny. My DS2 loves my friends thighs and boobs... He is always rubbing her legs and hugging her boobs. 
    Oh!  I feel you there.  Aiden's a leg man  :-O  He was in his glory last summer with all the young TAs had on short.
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  • spotco2spotco2 member
    Why is it "cute" when a 4 year old does this stuff to a 20 something but when a 40 year old does it he's suddenly a perv? :)

    Sounds like he's just getting his swagger on a little early. All I wanted to play with at that age was trucks and dirt. I thought girls had cooties.

    Times they are changing...
    Proud 40 year old, first time daddy!
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  • ASmallWonderASmallWonder member
    spotco2 said:
    Why is it "cute" when a 4 year old does this stuff to a 20 something but when a 40 year old does it he's suddenly a perv? :)

    Sounds like he's just getting his swagger on a little early. All I wanted to play with at that age was trucks and dirt. I thought girls had cooties.

    Times they are changing...
    Dude.  The new girl has bunk beds and he asked her mom if he could cover over and see her bed.  He just got a new loft bed with a slide and he wants her to come over and "see my slide."  I told him that he can have girls in his room only for as long as he has a slide bed lol
    Formerly known as elmoali :)

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