I pooped on the table. I totally felt it coming out. And felt the nurse clean it up. Only cared a tiny bit, but I just wanted the baby out. I cared more after the fact.
Going for a water birth this time. I want to put DH on poopy net duty. Lol duty.
True story. Last night DS and I are watching Marley and Me- which is rather sad at the end. I look over and DS is fanning his eyes. Me: Are you sad, baby?? DS: No, I just farted and it smells AWFUL.
I'm just waiting for someone to start talking about pooping on the table.. Someone? Anyone? I know you're out there.
There's a thread on 3rd tri from someone who desperately wants to prevent this from happening and didn't want people to tell her that she won't care when the time comes. Guess what they told her?
I'm just waiting for someone to start talking about pooping on the table.. Someone? Anyone? I know you're out there.
There's a thread on 3rd tri from someone who desperately wants to prevent this from happening and didn't want people to tell her that she won't care when the time comes. Guess what they told her?
I'm just waiting for someone to start talking about pooping on the table.. Someone? Anyone? I know you're out there.
There's a thread on 3rd tri from someone who desperately wants to prevent this from happening and didn't want people to tell her that she won't care when the time comes. Guess what they told her?
I have farting competitions in bed with me and my dog... Thank goodness my hubby works overnights.. Otherwise he would need a gas mask to sleep in the room.
My hubby just shakes his head at me and wonders where all the air comes from. I keep telling him little man is kicking all the air bubbles out to make room lol
I did let one rip so badly I didn't want to believe that smell was from me, so I convinced myself it had to be one of my dogs. Til I did it again then I knew the truth
Right there with everyone! Before I was pregnant I was still always gassy but they didn't have a smell... Just air. Now they are loud and smell like death. My poor DH... It's always worse when I lay down to go to sleep.. He always tells me my need to check my pants after. Haha also guilty of crop dusting. Registering was fun with my trail of farts behind me! Hehe
Lol. You ladies are too funny. But I did poop while giving birth to my daughter then was embarrassed and didn't want to push too hard... Some advice. Who cares just get that baby out!!
Re: Gassy
Just today?! I can't remember the last time I didn't have gas in my ass!!
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
Going for a water birth this time. I want to put DH on poopy net duty. Lol duty.
Last night DS and I are watching Marley and Me- which is rather sad at the end.
I look over and DS is fanning his eyes.
Me: Are you sad, baby??
DS: No, I just farted and it smells AWFUL.
Atta boy.
ETA: link
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12289088/how-can-you-prevent-this-during-labor-maybe-tmi-for-some-people
ETA: link
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12289088/how-can-you-prevent-this-during-labor-maybe-tmi-for-some-people
She's acting like she's taking a full on shit while giving birth.
You'd not shitting a Lincoln Log. We're taking about pebbles here.
ETA: link
https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12289088/how-can-you-prevent-this-during-labor-maybe-tmi-for-some-people
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I find it funny how we spend 9 months desperately wanting to poop, then we get all shy about it when we have the perfect opportunity.
09/23/11 - Married DH
04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks
05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d
08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d
09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!
10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!
12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!
05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!
T 2.12 | W 5.14
Mommy to my sweet boy, JG, born May 15, 2014
Baby #2 due 4/26/16!