Gassy

Re: Gassy

• Miles2Go member

  March 2014

  I am soooooo sassy today!

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• typeset member

  March 2014

  Christinaruth74 said:

  I am sooooo gassy!

  Fixed that for you.

  
  

  11/10/10 The Kid

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• MusicATWork member

  March 2014

  Christinaruth74 said:

  I am sooooo gassy today!

  
  Just today?! I can't remember the last time I didn't have gas in my ass!!

  May '14 Siggy challenge

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• talkthewholetime member

  March 2014

  I farted, locked the windows, and turned on the heat and seat warmers. SORRY DH.
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

  
  
  

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• stinamarie412 member

  March 2014

  Gassy all the time.

  
  

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• busterbeagle member

  March 2014

  This is totes TMI, guys.

  BFP#1 11-26-10 MMC 1-13-11

  BFP#2 6-8-11 Eleanor Beatrice born 2-15-12
  BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Miles2Go member

  March 2014

  I pooped on the table. I totally felt it coming out. And felt the nurse clean it up. Only cared a tiny bit, but I just wanted the baby out. I cared more after the fact.
  
  Going for a water birth this time. I want to put DH on poopy net duty. Lol duty.

  
  

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Christinaruth74 member

  March 2014

  You guiz... That was my DH!! Looks like Kevin has some competition.

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• fyafighterwife86 member

  March 2014

  True story.
  Last night DS and I are watching Marley and Me- which is rather sad at the end.
  I look over and DS is fanning his eyes.
  Me: Are you sad, baby??
  DS: No, I just farted and it smells AWFUL.
  
  Atta boy.

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• spacepotatoes member

  March 2014 edited March 2014

  MK1013 said:

  I'm just waiting for someone to start talking about pooping on the table.. Someone? Anyone? I know you're out there.

  There's a thread on 3rd tri from someone who desperately wants to prevent this from happening and didn't want people to tell her that she won't care when the time comes. Guess what they told her?
  
  ETA: link
  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12289088/how-can-you-prevent-this-during-labor-maybe-tmi-for-some-people
  

  

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• fyafighterwife86 member

  March 2014

  spacepotatoes said:

  
  

  MK1013 said:

  
  

  I'm just waiting for someone to start talking about pooping on the table.. Someone? Anyone? I know you're out there.

  
  

  There's a thread on 3rd tri from someone who desperately wants to prevent this from happening and didn't want people to tell her that she won't care when the time comes. Guess what they told her?
  
  ETA: link
  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12289088/how-can-you-prevent-this-during-labor-maybe-tmi-for-some-people
  
  
  She's acting like she's taking a full on shit while giving birth.
  You'd not shitting a Lincoln Log. We're taking about pebbles here.

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• babyaotw member

  March 2014

  Two words. Crop. Dusting.

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• danabsd member

  March 2014

  On Friday I farted and Beb mimicked the sound with her mouth. 

  I guess she really is in the repeat EVERYTHING stage.

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

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• lavendergiraffes member

  March 2014

  I fart and blame it on my students.... Or more like ignore it and they think it's one of them. Teachers don't fart!

  

  
  

  
  

  

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• awc1986 member

  March 2014

  spacepotatoes said:

  
  

  MK1013 said:

  
  

  I'm just waiting for someone to start talking about pooping on the table.. Someone? Anyone? I know you're out there.

  
  

  There's a thread on 3rd tri from someone who desperately wants to prevent this from happening and didn't want people to tell her that she won't care when the time comes. Guess what they told her?
  
  ETA: link
  https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12289088/how-can-you-prevent-this-during-labor-maybe-tmi-for-some-people
  
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  I find it funny how we spend 9 months desperately wanting to poop, then we get all shy about it when we have the perfect opportunity.
  

  
  

   

  09/23/11 - Married DH

  04/01/13 - BFP at 4wks

  05/30/13 - MMC - BO @ 12wks 5d

  08/29/13 - BFP @ 4wks 4d

  09/17/13 - 7wks 2d - Normal HB Detected! Baby measuring perfect for dates and positioning!  

  10/23/13 - 12wks 3d - Perfect NT scan! HB 167 & baby wriggling, waving & yawning!

  12/17/13 - 20wks 2 d - We're having a beautiful baby girl! Go Team Pink!

  05/03/14 - Bobbie Gloria was born at 39+6 weighing 6lb 14oz!

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• kat8805 member

  March 2014

  babyaotw said:

  Two words. Crap. Dusting.

  I fixed that for you

  
  
  
  
  

  
  

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• Mamazon2014 member

  March 2014

  DH won't walk behind me up the stairs to our bedroom anymore because I tend to toot the entire way up.
  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• jsaffer01 member

  March 2014

  I have farting competitions in bed with me and my dog... Thank goodness my hubby works overnights.. Otherwise he would need a gas mask to sleep in the room.

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• ho11yday member

  March 2014

  babyaotw said:

  Two words. Crop. Dusting.

  I feel so bad for my staff. I try so hard not to but there are times when every step equals a small fart.
  

  
  
  T 2.12 | W 5.14
  

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• ladywolf1313 member

  March 2014

  My hubby just shakes his head at me and wonders where all the air comes from. I keep telling him little man is kicking all the air bubbles out to make room lol

  
  

  I did let one rip so badly I didn't want to believe that smell was from me, so I convinced myself it had to be one of my dogs. Til I did it again then I knew the truth

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• Lizmullen member

  March 2014

  I miss normal farting and pooping! Terrible gas pains! I'm forcing the farts and just praying I don't crap myself.

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• Sdufort1216 member

  March 2014

  omg I have SO much gas it wakes me up it's almost non stop and my husband just laughs but it's truly awful!

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• Bootsie327 member

  March 2014

  I'm gassy all the time! The weirdest part is that gas pains are way the eff up under my ribs and to the side. My contents have most certainly shifted.
  

  Mommy to my sweet boy, JG, born May 15, 2014

  Baby #2 due 4/26/16!
  

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• KristanC21 member

  March 2014

  Right there with everyone! Before I was pregnant I was still always gassy but they didn't have a smell... Just air. Now they are loud and smell like death. My poor DH... It's always worse when I lay down to go to sleep.. He always tells me my need to check my pants after. Haha also guilty of crop dusting. Registering was fun with my trail of farts behind me! Hehe

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• Sarac2288 member

  March 2014

  Lol. You ladies are too funny. But I did poop while giving birth to my daughter then was embarrassed and didn't want to push too hard... Some advice. Who cares just get that baby out!!

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