Things DH says

andrea0418 · March 2014

I don't think we've had one of these posts lately.

DH just said, "your boob is like crack to an addict. As soon as you pull it out its like throwing a bag of crack... Mine mine mine and he jumps all over it."

What crazy things have your DH/SO said lately?!

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Stina2012 · March 2014

"Do you want to have sex?"

Buahahaha. Gets me every time!

reallylongusername · March 2014

Well...you asked for it...this morning we were playing w/d.d. and just talking, when all of a sudden d.h. is like, "Wait, what time is it?? I have to $h^t!" Yep. He was gonna rock d.d. to sleep soon after that, so he was afraid it was too close and he'd have to sit rocking her feeling that way.

KMRR86 · March 2014

I don't have anything that tops the hammers and chocolate pie from last week. The day is still young though.

Lelo2006 · March 2014

Today I asked mh to change James because he had a huge poop. He put on a dark green shirt, picked up James, and said, "putting on a poop shirt to clean up some poop."

Mom2bois85 · March 2014

Does things DH does count??

andrea0418 · March 2014

@Mom2bois85‌
What was he even doing in there?! Lol

Mom2bois85 · March 2014

Well...he was watching LO play in it earlier. ( our couch has a very big corner area) and then I came to get LO to feed him and went back in the room and he had just passed out in the gym. Too lazy to move it off the couch I suppose? Lol

Mommy1stTimer · March 2014

I just find it hilarious that my DH tries to soothe LO by doing his best Elmo voice. I have no idea why he started doing this. It works....sometimes lol

valstulas · March 2014

This morning SO let me sleep in while he did breakfast and washed and dressed the boys for the day. He could say just about anything right now and be forgiven.

Except if he says, "It'll be another 8 months before I do that again."

hollandmama · March 2014

Lol! I can't remember anything now but I loved your Hs quotes, specially the one about the salad!

sparkymcgeee · March 2014

Today when told he was weird for whipping his penis about he said, "I'm pretty sure every man shakes his penis at people."

For his sake I really hope that's true.

[Deleted User] · March 2014

@Meimsx‌ whipping his penis about, lol. This sounds like my SO.

lancomechica · March 2014

Today in the car husband started a story by saying..."on this episode of wife swap the other day..."

lancomechica · March 2014

lancomechica said:
Today in the car husband started a story by saying..."on this episode of wife swap the other day..."

I'm like hmmm...why are you watching this and are you contemplating a wife swap??

danielledunning · March 2014

Meimsx said:
Today when told he was weird for whipping his penis about he said, "I'm pretty sure every man shakes his penis at people."
For his sake I really hope that's true.

It's true.

danigirl7181 · March 2014

danielledunning said:

Today when told he was weird for whipping his penis about he said, "I'm pretty sure every man shakes his penis at people."
For his sake I really hope that's true.
It's true.

Yep

valstulas · March 2014

Last week Mr. Vals decided to wake me up for the day by gently placing his dink and balls in my hand when I was sleeping.

The he had the nerve to act offended when I woke up, startled, and said, "Eewww, gross!"

weaslewam · March 2014

To preface - I love it when cookies are slightly undercooked, that way they stay soft long after they're hot out of the oven. So I always undercook my cookies. Usually I get crunch cookies that shoot cookie crumb shrapnel all over everywhere...

So I take a cookie from a gas station of all places and I go, "I love when cookies are like this!" and DH goes, "What, in your hand?"...

To be fair, I definitely love it when I have a cookie in my hand too.

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