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Cheeseburger Vag Role Call

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Present! Seriously, this ish is ridiculous. I now need a ice pack on my groin after DTD with DH. Who's also haz the cheezburger?!
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  • oscarwaooscarwao member
    Miles2Go said:
    Who dtd anymore? Girl yous a freak.

    Miles2Go said:
    Who dtd anymore? Girl yous a freak.

    Blame it on the hormones. I feel all... image But when I come at my DH the reality is more like: image
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  • talkthewholetimetalkthewholetime member
    Miles2Go said:
    Who dtd anymore? Girl yous a freak.
    Seriously. Overachiever.
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  • amberlowe08amberlowe08 member
    Haha love this! I just found out what this was less than an hour ago, but hey count me in. And ladies I totally had to use a mirror to see anything down there! My vagina and I aren't even a part of each other anymore. She stays down there, and I stay up here.
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  • RedInLoveRedInLove member
    DH commented one day a couple weeks ago that I needed to get maintenance down there soon. I told him as soon as I could find my way...




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  • babyaotwbabyaotw member
    I can't see the lady bits, and I'm not even going to try. I'm going to pretend my vag is still perfectly cute.
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  • RoufiRoufi member
    Haha I haven't had proper access in ages. H has said that he will help if I want him to, but that my glorious jungle is fine by him. Smart boy knows how to pick his battles (and his words)...
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  • fatbarbie0226fatbarbie0226 member
    I seriously don't know what ya'll are talking about. Mine will always be cute and flat.

    For reals, DH and I DTD in the dark nowadays. He doesn't wanna see, I don't wanna know...
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  • jsaffer01jsaffer01 member
    I asked my hubby to help with maintenance.. He gave me a look and said, no.. They have professionals for that. Since I don't have extra money and I'm not about to take care of the situation when I can't see it.. A jungle it will be.
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  • pistolpackinmommapistolpackinmomma member
    My hubby isn't home enough to help with maintenance. He helped last time though! And I haven't seen my shit for what feels like forever but judging by how it feels when I wipe/wash it, pretty sure I haz a cheeseburger.

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  • StorrmysStorrmys member
    I just asked my DH if mines is still cute ... He said its as pretty as the day we were married....its been less than a month since the wedding so and he passed out on the floor that night so what does that mean? We are still DTD but I'll admit its slowed down to only 3 times a week now... That's not overachieving is it ?
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  • awc1986awc1986 member
    Count me in. I'm blind shaving now to boot. Not for DH might I add. He's barely seen the thing since this bish was conceived.

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  • spacepotatoesspacepotatoes member
    Storrmys said:
    I just asked my DH if mines is still cute ... He said its as pretty as the day we were married....its been less than a month since the wedding so and he passed out on the floor that night so what does that mean? We are still DTD but I'll admit its slowed down to only 3 times a week now... That's not overachieving is it ?
    Ha! That was us pre-pregnancy, on a good week. Yes, you are an overachiever. And you get to poop. So unfair.
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  • Bootsie327Bootsie327 member
    edited March 2014
    I have no idea what it looks like down there, but I'm certain it is different than pre-pg. Plus there's the whole "my guess is as good as yours" thing with blind landscaping. Forget 'flat'...'puffy' is the new cute, y'all.

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  • rainydayluckrainydayluck member
    While I'm right there with you on most stuff in this thread: I'm with the still see and shave group, so nah nah nah nah (since I'm not a gif master, please use your imagination of a kid doing the nah nah boo boo face and hands). Then again I'm not sure if I should be bragging about what I'm seeing.

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  • JessElamJessElam member
    I have also had to put an ice pack on the vag a few times after DH and I have dtd.
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