My judgey neighbor

BluepointToasted · March 2014

Oh my, I just got a visit from my incredibly annoying neighbor. She knocked on the door to deliver cookies (seems nice enough, right?), and proceeds to drive me nuts for 15 minutes. Telling me which lights I should leave on while I am out of town (because she knows which ones are usually on....wtf? I have no idea what lights she usually leaves on), says that I should rinse the blueberries before I feed them to DS (they already were), can't believe I let DS eat frosting, that's why she made some without (I let him eat all the frosting off and leave the cookie in front of her), and that she feels sorry for only children.

RondackHiker · March 2014

I'm assuming there is more to the story? Because if she delivers cookies she seems okay to me.

BluepointToasted said:
Oh my, I just got a visit from my incredibly annoying neighbor. She knocked on the door to deliver cookies

insertclevername · March 2014

Homemade cookies? Are they safe to eat?

BluepointToasted · March 2014

ThisIsBrea said:

Did you hit enter too soon?? Were they judgey cookies?? I NEED MORE INFORMATION!!!!

Haha, yes, I hit enter too soon. Actually, DS hit enter too soon

RondackHiker · March 2014

NYMama1 said:
Homemade cookies? Are they safe to eat?

Were they made with breast milk?

BluepointToasted · March 2014

RondackHiker said:

Homemade cookies? Are they safe to eat?
Were they made with breast milk?

Jesus I hope not. I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit, she's like 70

NeneCakies · March 2014

golfergirl08 said:

starscream said:

BluepointToasted said:

RondackHiker said:

NYMama1 said:
Homemade cookies? Are they safe to eat?
Were they made with breast milk?

Jesus I hope not. I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit, she's like 70

So her BM is powdered. All she has to do is add water.

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Who the fuck ever heard of a neighbor caring which lights you leave on when you are gone?

Oh, except for this guy: https://thechive.com/2012/05/17/dispute-over-the-placement-of-a-floodlight-results-in-one-hell-of-an-austrailian-troll-12-photos/

ETA: Except this guy is dealing with a floodlight, completely different. Also, he is hilarious.

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NeneCakies · March 2014

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NeneCakies · March 2014

And sorry 'bout your twat muffin neighbor BPT!!

littlestjerry · March 2014

justAphase said:

This calls for a bag of flaming dog poo

She called the shit poo!

angelashly · March 2014

IamInigoMontoya said:
This is why I don't answer my door.

Ditto. And walk fast to the car

Drea926 · March 2014

She's 70? To me that falls into the realm of "elderly person you just smile at and completely tune out".

jesuisfatiguee · March 2014

Sometimes I am amazed people like this exist.

BluepointToasted · March 2014

She went to my next door neighbors house after mine and asked her why her. 2 year old doesn't say more words.

The cookies were a tad dry to be honest @CTGirl30‌, lol.

And she ain't they old @Drea926‌. When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her

minervacullen · March 2014

This made me want cookies.

I hide, and have trained my children to hide, when people knock in the door. I'm usually bra-less and just don't want to deal with idle chit chat while nipping.

jesuisfatiguee · March 2014

BluepointToasted said:

@Drea926‌. When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her

:-w

myatala · March 2014

BluepointToasted said:
When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her

WTAF. When will idiots stop equating homosexuality with pedophilia? One is basically a mental illness, the other is not unless we're clinging to old bullshit diagnoses. I can't.

BluepointToasted · March 2014

The best is the house kitty corner from me was going to go up for sale, and my friend and her wife were interested. I really want them to buy it and maybe drive this old biddy out of the neighborhood.

Drea926 · March 2014

BluepointToasted said:

She went to my next door neighbors house after mine and asked her why her. 2 year old doesn't say more words. The cookies were a tad dry to be honest @CTGirl30‌, lol. And she ain't they old @Drea926‌. When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her

Oh yikes! Okay - that would make me tell her to take her discriminatory cookies and shove 'em!

klondikebar · March 2014

BluepointToasted said:

When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her

I wouldn't let that woman on my property or acknowledge her existence. What a piece of shit.

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