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My judgey neighbor

edited March 2014 in Parenting
Oh my, I just got a visit from my incredibly annoying neighbor. She knocked on the door to deliver cookies (seems nice enough, right?), and proceeds to drive me nuts for 15 minutes. Telling me which lights I should leave on while I am out of town (because she knows which ones are usually on....wtf? I have no idea what lights she usually leaves on), says that I should rinse the blueberries before I feed them to DS (they already were), can't believe I let DS eat frosting, that's why she made some without (I let him eat all the frosting off and leave the cookie in front of her), and that she feels sorry for only children.
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Re: My judgey neighbor

  • I'm assuming there is more to the story? Because if she delivers cookies she seems okay to me.

    Oh my, I just got a visit from my incredibly annoying neighbor. She knocked on the door to deliver cookies



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  • Homemade cookies? Are they safe to eat?

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  • Did you hit enter too soon?? Were they judgey cookies?? I NEED MORE INFORMATION!!!!

    Haha, yes, I hit enter too soon. Actually, DS hit enter too soon
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  • NYMama1 said:

    Homemade cookies? Are they safe to eat?

    Were they made with breast milk?




    Jesus I hope not. I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit, she's like 70

    So her BM is powdered. All she has to do is add water.



    =)

    Who the fuck ever heard of a neighbor caring which lights you leave on when you are gone?

    ETA: Except this guy is dealing with a floodlight, completely different. Also, he is hilarious.


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  • And sorry 'bout your twat muffin neighbor BPT!!
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  • This is why I don't answer my door.

    Ditto. And walk fast to the car


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    shadypines
  • She's 70? To me that falls into the realm of "elderly person you just smile at and completely tune out". 

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    jesuisfatiguee
  • Sometimes I am amazed people like this exist.



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  • @Drea926‌. When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her

    :-w



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    vandelaykellijo1013
  • The best is the house kitty corner from me was going to go up for sale, and my friend and her wife were interested. I really want them to buy it and maybe drive this old biddy out of the neighborhood.
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    [Deleted User]vandelay[Deleted User]myatala
  • She went to my next door neighbors house after mine and asked her why her. 2 year old doesn't say more words. The cookies were a tad dry to be honest @CTGirl30‌, lol. And she ain't they old @Drea926‌. When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her
    Oh yikes! Okay - that would make me tell her to take her discriminatory cookies and shove 'em!

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  •  When I first moved in she told me there was a gay down the street, but it was okay because he had a boyfriend, and therefore "our kids were safe." I kind of hate her
    I wouldn't let that woman on my property or acknowledge her existence. What a piece of shit.
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