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Miles2Go said: So disappointing. I'll commiserate with you: Sat down to pee and my pubes stuck to the discharge in my undapants.
spacepotatoes said: Does anyone remember how this one goes? It's been in my head for a week but I can't remember it to save my life (and I am too lazy to google).I once was here but now I'm notI...??? but I forgotThat's all I remember but I know there's more.
talkthewholetime said: I once was here but now I'm notI had a cute, flat vag, but I forgot
talkthewholetime said:I once was here but now I'm notI had a cute, flat vag, but I forgot
I once was here but now I'm notI had a cute, flat vag, but I forgot
Miles2Go said: talkthewholetime said:I once was here but now I'm notI had a cute, flat vag, but I forgot But that Barbie is so thin...
MusicATWork said: spacepotatoes said: Does anyone remember how this one goes? It's been in my head for a week but I can't remember it to save my life (and I am too lazy to google).I once was here but now I'm notI...??? but I forgotThat's all I remember but I know there's more. The "those who knew me, knew me well, those that don't, can go to hell" one?I was here, but now I'm gone I left my name to carry onThose who knew me, knew me well Those that don't, can go to hell
talkthewholetime said:Tried to shit, but only farted.
Tried to shit, but only farted.
carissa32581 said: Tried to shit, but only farted. Around here there's a second part to that. Anyone else know it? "Two weeks later took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants."
Re: Here I sit, broken hearted.
I'll commiserate with you:
Sat down to pee and my pubes stuck to the discharge in my undapants.
Saving money, playa!
I once was here but now I'm not
I...??? but I forgot
That's all I remember but I know there's more.
I had a cute, flat vag, but I forgot
The "those who knew me, knew me well, those that don't, can go to hell" one?
That's a picture of me post baby. It snaps right back into place, yo!
"Two weeks later took a chance, tried to fart and shit my pants."