2nd Trimester

sexy time!

i'm super horny, SUPER HORNY!  and i keep imagining sex and its amazing, i have a super tan body, tight smooth legs and butt and its hot hot hot sex with me loving every second on top... only the real thing is peeling off my maternity underwear, stretch marked boobs and white ass skin being spooned because i'm too tired to ride it hard and dh can no longer mount up... boo.

Re: sexy time!

  • LOL. This made me laugh SO hard. You're fun. We should go out to coffee or something. Big Smile
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  • HAHAHA give me some of your drive PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • imageJason'swife:
    LOL. This made me laugh SO hard. You're fun. We should go out to coffee or something. Big Smile

    how about some red bulls instead??

  • I could definitely use some of your motivation!!!  I wish I wanted sex half that much, I am just exhausted!
  • imageNeudorfer:

    imageJason'swife:
    LOL. This made me laugh SO hard. You're fun. We should go out to coffee or something. Big Smile

    how about some red bulls instead??

    Only if I can mix mine with vodka!

    image Don't argue with idiots, they bring you down to their level then beat you with experience. - Mrs. G
  • imageJason'swife:
    imageNeudorfer:

    imageJason'swife:
    LOL. This made me laugh SO hard. You're fun. We should go out to coffee or something. Big Smile

    how about some red bulls instead??

    Only if I can mix mine with vodka!

    ok now you're just being mean... i miss happy hour!  i'd be down for a cup of coffee as soon as this snow is totally gone though!

  • LOL!  My Dh wishes I wanted it AT ALL.  Embarrassed
  • imageNeudorfer:
    imageJason'swife:
    imageNeudorfer:

    imageJason'swife:
    LOL. This made me laugh SO hard. You're fun. We should go out to coffee or something. Big Smile

    how about some red bulls instead??

    Only if I can mix mine with vodka!

    ok now you're just being mean... i miss happy hour!  i'd be down for a cup of coffee as soon as this snow is totally gone though!

    Excellent! We'll have to figure it out when things clear up. Hopefully soon. I'm SO over the snow.

    image Don't argue with idiots, they bring you down to their level then beat you with experience. - Mrs. G
  • GOSH I wish... Sex is the last thing on my mind... and I still dont have much to show for this pregnancy in the belly department....
  • i keep having sex dreams too
  • You must have hit the horny stage of pregnancy.  I didn't realize there was one until I hit it and I was talking to a friend of mine and she assured me I was no freak.  I tell ya, I could do it every day!  And if DH isn't in the mood, I have to take care of business on my own. 
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  • I have sex dreams almost every night.  I've noticed that it's easier to get busy in the morning before work, rather than at night when I am so tired.  It is starting to feel a little weird though.  Oh well, we'll see how much longer I can put out before I want to kill my dh.
  • OMG, this is the funniest post EVER!!!  I already went through my uber- horny stage :(  and now I am always too tired.

    Rock those maternity undies!

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