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Open Letter Wednesday

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Dear Winter:

Piss off already!  Everyone is sick of you except @roxalot!  Move it on over and let spring in.

Signed, 
Tired of shoveling and freezing


Dear DD,

I can't believe you're almost a year old!  Stop growing so fast!  Mama is in no hurry here, child.

Love you bunches!
Mmmma-mmma


Dear Boss, 

Hurry up and tell us if we are getting bonuses this year.  I need new shoes and I have a birthday party coming up.

Signed,
Piss ass broke


Dear BD,

Hurry up and get out of jail so you can start helping to pay for your kid.  I need new shoes and I have a birthday party coming up.  

Signed,
Still piss ass broke

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  • 20thirteen20thirteen member
    Dear Winter Lovers,

    I know you're out there, celebrate with me that we got more snow! ;D 

    Signed,
    Winter's No. 1 Fan!

    Dear BD,

    [spit]

    Signed,
    Who cares, you don't acknowledge us anyway.
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  • tig594tig594 member
    =))
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  • 20thirteen20thirteen member
    I thought you'd like that!
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  • jellybean529jellybean529 member
    Dear Mom:
    Thanks for letting me know that my child gets on your nerves and you're glad she won't be able to join us for dinner. Try taking care of her solo without a break and then we'll talk. Also: Kids are annoying but they're totally worth it. 

    PS - This just takes the annoyance I had from the jabs everyone was taking at my parenting to a whole new level.

    Signed, 
    Your annoyed daughter.

    Dear Body,
    PLEASE STOP GETTING SICK.

    Signed,
    *coughcoughcough*
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  • 20thirteen20thirteen member
    Dear @mrs.tbc's mom,

    SHE'S 5 YEARS OLD. How can a 5 YEAR OLD get on your nerves to the point you actually tell YOUR OWN DAUGHTER that she gets on your nerves?!

    Signed,
    @mrs.tbc's annoyed anonymous internet friend.
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  • jellybean529jellybean529 member
    Roxalot said:
    Dear @mrs.tbc's mom,

    SHE'S 5 YEARS OLD. How can a 5 YEAR OLD get on your nerves to the point you actually tell YOUR OWN DAUGHTER that she gets on your nerves?!

    Signed,
    @mrs.tbc's annoyed anonymous internet friend.
    That's what I'm saying! And she's saying this to that child's single parent, who is with her every single day. Yep, kids can be annoying because THEY'RE KIDS. Kids are also AMAZING. It's her loss that she can't see what amazing little girl her granddaughter is.

    And she wonders why DD and I don't visit more often.
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  • 20thirteen20thirteen member
    Blows my mind.
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  • jesuisfatigueejesuisfatiguee member

    Dear corporate "leadership",

    You implemented a new process and gave us a 2-hour training session. You then gave us 2 weeks to get used to it. When the end of month came, and things didn't go perfectly, you yelled and fussed and threatened us for 4 days straight. You said, "I was so surprised this did not go perfectly! You people really need to get on top of your game!" Really. Really?? You were surprised that after only 2 hours of training and 2 weeks with limited to no assistance from leadership at the remote offices (mine included), that mistakes were made and things did not go perfectly? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

    Lay off. Stop bitching at us every fucking day for the same exact thing. Give us a little time to correct some things, and STFU. You are actually making this already not-super-fun job miserable. STOP.

    Sincerely,
    An exhausted and very stressed out employee who you are lucky to have hired




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  • jellybean529jellybean529 member
    je+suis=fatiguee said:

    Dear corporate "leadership",

    You implemented a new process and gave us a 2-hour training session. You then gave us 2 weeks to get used to it. When the end of month came, and things didn't go perfectly, you yelled and fussed and threatened us for 4 days straight. You said, "I was so surprised this did not go perfectly! You people really need to get on top of your game!" Really. Really?? You were surprised that after only 2 hours of training and 2 weeks with limited to no assistance from leadership at the remote offices (mine included), that mistakes were made and things did not go perfectly? ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!

    Lay off. Stop bitching at us every fucking day for the same exact thing. Give us a little time to correct some things, and STFU. You are actually making this already not-super-fun job miserable. STOP.

    Sincerely,
    An exhausted and very stressed out employee who you are lucky to have hired

    Yikes. Sounds like they are WAY out of touch. BTDT in a former job and it is awful.
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  • MinnesotaMomma91MinnesotaMomma91 member
    dear bd,

    i dont want to see your penis, its tiny and my bfs is better. also I want no part in your tom foolery.

    Signed.

    No.

    Dear self

    stop craving cigarettes. I know your tired and you loved drinking your coffee and smoking a cigarette but stop wanting a smoke. its bad for you.

    Signed trying to be a good parent.

    Dear son,

    stop waking up at 5:30 its too early to get up.

    Signed 
    your tired momy
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  • 20thirteen20thirteen member
    Dear cranky bitch Walmart employee:

    That "huge" sign that says "this register does not take cash" was about the size of my middle finger (which I would love to punch you in the face repeatedly with) and placed over the cash acceptor which is not a place people first look when going to self checkout, as it is below everything that you use prior to finishing scanning everything. I get it, no one wants to be at work at 7am, but, bitch, that's where you're at and you do not tell me I'm an idiot when you the fucktard that didn't put the "huge" sign in a place that everyone would see. Eat shit with your shit coffee and fucking go to hell, you dumb cunt.

    Fuck you,
    Irritated customer
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  • MinnesotaMomma91MinnesotaMomma91 member
    dear bfs roommate

    quite bitching i spent two weekends ago with him on facebook then tagging him in the status. your making yourself look like a dumb jealous cunt. I hate you and your a skank. also i feel no pity your on insulin for gd when you refuse to follow the gd diet. your and idiot and i do not feel bad for you.

    signed

    haha i'm the girl friend, bitch.
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