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SO TMI

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What would be your SO's TMI? (Board is slow and I'm too tired to think of anything else)
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  • TrueBeliever925TrueBeliever925 member
    How it took him a minute to realize when he last showered the other day and it's wayy longer than I'd like to admit. 



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    He is a hairy beast. He has to trim with hair clippers to keep it in check
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  • nnikki10nnikki10 member
    edited March 2014
    @WildRumpus‌ mine too!! He would never tell anyone but he gets his back waxed monthly.

    Eta: also takes his phone In to the bathroom when he poops and it grosses me out.
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  • BlondieBia21BlondieBia21 member
    sftbllstr87 said:
    He sharted on my sheets when we were dating... He bought me new sheets
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  • ludaliludali member
    All about body hair! We are moving in with my parents later this month...and we need to keep on top of his hair after a shower!
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    nnikki10 said:

    @WildRumpus‌ mine too!! He would never tell anyone but he gets his back waxed monthly.

    Eta: also takes his phone In to the bathroom when he poops and it grosses me out.

    Oops, I'm way guilty of taking my phone in the bathroom.
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  • Marvel1013Marvel1013 member
    I'll add H to the sharting department. Sometimes he farts he doesn't even realize it until the smell creeps up on me. Somedays I really wish he could smell.. Not the days I'm gassy though
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  • RevezRevez member
    H has THE rankest farts. It literally smells like something crawled up his butt and died from excessive gas. Sometimes it takes everything I have not to vomit. I wish we could go back to when we were dating and he at least tried to  hold it in.

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    ludali said:

    nnikki10 said:

    @WildRumpus‌ mine too!! He would never tell anyone but he gets his back waxed monthly.

    Eta: also takes his phone In to the bathroom when he poops and it grosses me out.

    Oops, I'm way guilty of taking my phone in the bathroom.
    But why are you in the bathroom long enough you need your phone?!?!?
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  • Cosmic+LoveCosmic+Love member

    DH wears socks until they get holes in them. Then, he wears them for a few more years.

    Okay, slight hyperbole, but he is not phased by a holy sock. It's gross.

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  • HermansWifeHermansWife member
    SO wears his clothes til they literally fall apart - or get holes in places that are too... obvious. Ripped, stained, filled with holes? Definitely fine to wear out in public - NOT

    Has to poop immediately after a big meal

    burps ALL THE DAMN TIME

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  • ludaliludali member
    edited March 2014
    nnikki10 said:

    ludali said:

    nnikki10 said:

    @WildRumpus‌ mine too!! He would never tell anyone but he gets his back waxed monthly.

    Eta: also takes his phone In to the bathroom when he poops and it grosses me out.

    Oops, I'm way guilty of taking my phone in the bathroom.
    But why are you in the bathroom long enough you need your phone?!?!?
    Eh I bring it with me...sometimes prolongs the "visit", sometimes it doesn't. Obviously works better when LO is asleep. :-) I guess its something I've always done and never thought it was strange... like having the newspaper or magazine in there.

    And honestly... we live in a 600 sqft condo. Once DD is in bed, my options are the living room, kitchen and bathroom. Sometimes a few minutes away from DH's dumb shows is just what I need.
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  • PB102012PB102012 member
    DH has an obsession with popping zits on his arm, face, etc in the car and in the mirror in the bathroom when I am in there, while sitting on the couch, etc. Drives me nuts. I think it's because he gets bored so he sits there and picks..... yuck yuck yuck! (I would prefer he do it in private if he's going to do it).

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    nnikki10 said:
    @WildRumpus‌ mine too!! He would never tell anyone but he gets his back waxed monthly. Eta: also takes his phone In to the bathroom when he poops and it grosses me out.
    Oops, I'm way guilty of taking my phone in the bathroom.
    But why are you in the bathroom long enough you need your phone?!?!?
    Some people take more time than others to poop.
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  • kkay1982kkay1982 member
    I made the mistake of trying to read these while home for lunch earlier. I had to stop because LO was sleeping on me and I kept on laughing.

    My DH is proud of himself for pooping and also proclaims what he is about to go do (thankfully not when other are around). "I am going to go pee with my penis". Thanks. I needed to know that before you went in the bathroom.
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  • nnikki10nnikki10 member
    https://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20111014/nasty-bugs-lurking-on-your-cell-phone

    This is why I think it's weird to use your cell in the bathroom.
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  • carrotcake06carrotcake06 member
    BlondieBia21 said:

    I don't know what it is but he blows up the toilet. Every. single. morning. It's like clockwork. I've mentioned it before too that he's like a toddler and obviously doesn't know how much toilet paper is enough. 


    @BlondieBia21‌ MH does the same thing. He uses an obscene amount of TP every time he poops. He will flush and THEN leave all this paper in the toilet. I don't get it all.

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    carrotcake06 said:
    I don't know what it is but he blows up the toilet. Every. single. morning. It's like clockwork. I've mentioned it before too that he's like a toddler and obviously doesn't know how much toilet paper is enough. 

    @BlondieBia21‌ MH does the same thing. He uses an obscene amount of TP every time he poops. He will flush and THEN leave all this paper in the toilet. I don't get it all.
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  • danadane75danadane75 member
    When I first met him he shaved his pits, went commando everyday and never used deodorant. Now its the complete opposite cuz I thought those were all weird!
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  • kanned0121kanned0121 member
    If he has a massive, or in his words, an "impressive" crap he takes a pic and sends it to his sicko friends. No joke and I'm ashamed...
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  • BunnyferBunnyfer member
    OK got quite a few...but share my best...

    DH has issues with skin tags....he has developed on between his butt cheeks, making wiping painful...so when he poops at home, he just jumps in the shower and sprays it all off with the shower nozzle....which is fine....except he leaves residue in the tub....which I end up cleaning when I try to take a bath...UGH...

    Dh also will wear clothes till they fall apart...he will wear stuff with no buttons, stuff that falls off...my biggest pet peeve is his damned fly...its ALWAYS down. When I point it out to him, he gets all pissed off. Check you damn zipper dude!
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  • TurtleMommaTurtleMomma member
    When we sleep, DH often faces away from me because of his neck. Well, he presses his ass against me (usually the small of my back or my thigh if I'm facing him), which wouldn't be so bad except for when he farts and I feel the puff of hot air.

    *shiver*

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    TurtleMomma said:

    When we sleep, DH often faces away from me because of his neck. Well, he presses his ass against me (usually the small of my back or my thigh if I'm facing him), which wouldn't be so bad except for when he farts and I feel the puff of hot air.

    *shiver*

    Ew, I hate ass air. DH does that to me too.

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    Ass air =))
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