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MOTN Poetry
khunter11
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March 2014
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Poetry keeps me from passing out while bfing. A haiku for you:
middle of the night
baby fell asleep again
full boob in his mouth
Your turn.
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Miisskrisssy
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March 2014
Six week growth spurt time
Screaming, screaming, more screaming.
Mommy needs a beer.
Baby L Born 1.21.14 Induction due to ICP
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peanutmuse
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March 2014
I have a song I sing during diaper changes:
Poop on your balls
Poop on your balls
Looking like a fool with the poop on your balls.
(I may or may not have borrowed this theme from the American Idol pants on the ground dude. I can neither confirm nor deny.)
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cnwilbur1030
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March 2014
Spit up down my back
Pee and poop are on my shirt
Should I change? Eh, no.
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Hmvbaby14
member
March 2014
When you wake up
You wake me up
How is everyone else still asleep?
Married: 4/2/13
DS born 12/19/13
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ksonne
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March 2014
Dear sweet little boy
So content in my arms
Now you pooped, sigh...
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jblank03
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March 2014
Time for babe to eat
DH says "Do I get up?"
Yes, yes you do.
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jwp325
member
March 2014
Leaky boob, wonder
How much liquid gold has soaked
Into my clean sheets
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thegosiers
member
March 2014
Middle of the night fussing
Are you breathing? Do you need me?
Oh, now I hear the fart
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Carmlvsjose
member
March 2014
Last night's poem....
Vomit on my shirt
Hubby trying to get some
All I want is sleep
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Winnieella
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March 2014
Why are you awake,
You awake, you awake?
Why are you awake
My tired little boy.
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Re: MOTN Poetry
Baby L Born 1.21.14 Induction due to ICP
Poop on your balls
Poop on your balls
Looking like a fool with the poop on your balls.
(I may or may not have borrowed this theme from the American Idol pants on the ground dude. I can neither confirm nor deny.)
Pee and poop are on my shirt
Should I change? Eh, no.
You wake me up
How is everyone else still asleep?
Married: 4/2/13
DS born 12/19/13
So content in my arms
Now you pooped, sigh...
DH says "Do I get up?"
Yes, yes you do.
Are you breathing? Do you need me?
Oh, now I hear the fart
Vomit on my shirt
Hubby trying to get some
All I want is sleep
You awake, you awake?
Why are you awake
My tired little boy.