From the girl who brought you the creepy birthing doll pictures...

sxymamakat · March 2014

My darling bestie sent me this link (which includes those creepy birth dolls!) of horrible products for newborns. A few of these have been mentioned but some of them... well, who wouldn't want a placenta teddy bear? :-)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/products-for-the-weirdest-parents-you-know

mrs.amma · March 2014

My DH just sent me this link 10 minutes ago and its horrifically awesome. I think we should pool together our resources and buy all the July '14 moms having boys the penguin urinal you can place anywhere (bedroom! living room! backyard!)

hope1017 · March 2014

Can I have them all?! I mean what kid wouldn't potty train fast with the riding potty chair? Lol.

emineminem · March 2014

That CAKE! Oh dear lord.

cuntasaurusrex · March 2014

I might get the riding potty chair for myself. Sometimes you've just got to go.. on the go.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

TricksyPixie · March 2014

There are no words.

BW1088 · March 2014

Wow! @-)

The horrible thing is, I personally know someone who has the "breastfeeding baby dolls" for her little girls. I was horrified when I found out about that. I'm all for breastfeeding, but if someone buys that for DD, I might just smack them over the head with it. 8-|

Dream123456778 · March 2014

This is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And horrible, it is amazingly horrible.

marsalisails · March 2014

THAT CAKE! OMG - so funny. Laughing like a crazy person on SEPTA. Wait, that's not an unusual sight...

bullybutt · March 2014

Who knocked up The Grudge? That doll is any sane person's nightmare!

ktotharista · March 2014

That is hilarious!! The cake is the best. I e-mailed it to my friends that are hosting the shower hahaha

sxymamakat · March 2014

BW1088 said:

Wow! @-)

The horrible thing is, I personally know someone who has the "breastfeeding baby dolls" for her little girls. I was horrified when I found out about that. I'm all for breastfeeding, but if someone buys that for DD, I might just smack them over the head with it. 8-|

All I could think about was Meet the Fockers and the Mannary Gland.

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INmommy871278 · March 2014

I almost lost my dinner on the cake pic. However, the toddler changing table I wish I had. We had those in the two year old rooms when I worked at a daycare and some days I catch myself attempting to pull out the invisible steps on our changing table for DS, but alas I realize it's wishful thinking and I have to hoist him up on the table.

drunkenhandstand · March 2014

What? You guys aren't getting placenta teddies made?

Nichole8787 · March 2014

that cake....vomit

alohababy14 · March 2014

Part of me wants to send this to a couple of my friends because they'll find it hilarious, but part of me hopes they never see it because they WILL make this cake for my shower just to horrify everyone.