[clicky] Ever caught SO beating his meat?

ChuggingWater · March 2014

Choking the chicken
Flogging the log
Draining the monster
Date with Jill
Whacking off
Rub one out

ChuggingWater · March 2014

Once, I gave head to my exH and he tasted of baby lotion.

Busted.

This H? Never.

ChuggingWater · March 2014

Anyone else call it fun things?

thegosiers · March 2014

I swear he doesn't jerk it at all, but then again he does spend a lot of time in the bathroom. Ewww....

my5sons · March 2014

I too have a DH who sometimes takes extra long showers...hmm....

How about polishing the bishop?
Charming the one eyed snake?
Pulling the pud?
Dating Rosie Palm and her five sisters?

SandFHasse · March 2014

Yep

mrskratt · March 2014

DH calls it "feeding the geese"

candypantsls · March 2014

I haven't, and I would be scarred for life if I did!!!

teacher0708 · March 2014

Only once and I quickly turned away and walked away. We have never talked about it again

HeartOverMind · March 2014

Once. I ran into the bathroom for something, thinking dh was in the shower (it was on), i was so embarrassed. I ran out saying i was sorry. He walked out and kept apologizing to me, he was so embarrassed too. Lol.

CopperT0p · March 2014

A few times but I don't care if he does it. I would only have trouble with it if he turned down sex then I caught him rubbing the genie lamp.

He does it at his desk in the basement and I have to walk by there to do laundry.

susieandmarty · March 2014

One time I came home from work, our old apartment and the computer was in the living room, pretty sure he had just finished at the computer. He jumped up do quickly it was hysterical - he ran over to me all embarrassed.

I just laughed

I don't care if he masterbates - u told him if I'm around, he could give me the option of sex first

SunflowersBride · March 2014

Yep, caught him in front of his computer back when we were dating. Super awkward!

Siblynika · March 2014

Yep- walked in on him in the bathroom. I just asked "do you want me to leave so you can finish or should we just have sex?" He told me "yeeeeah... You need to go".

Whatever, doesn't bother me at all, I do the same thing.

slmille4 · March 2014

Not technically. I stopped back to the house before we lived together because I forgot a phone charger and yelled to him while he was in the bathroom that it was just me and I was leaving again. He sounded completely startled/surprised. He later admitted he was jerking off.

MamaP19 · March 2014

Yep, many times. H and I are really open about it though, so there's no embarrassment.

Babychuu · March 2014

Yup! While I was in the 3rd try I woke up and came into the living room earlier than I normally do. Way to choose a private place, DH.

casholmes · March 2014

Sure, but I don't know if I'd say 'caught' since we do that in front of each other all the time. Sometimes it turns into sex but if it doesn't, meh. We both find it hot. We call it 'playing'.

ashleywiz · March 2014

No- but he had a wet dream the other night....hahaha. He was so confused in the morning, he said, "I didn't even know that could still happen"

ashleywiz · March 2014

BMReid said:

ashleywiz said:

No- but he had a wet dream the other night....hahaha. He was so confused in the morning, he said, "I didn't even know that could still happen"

@BMReid -- that's exactly what my reply was! Hahaha That's hilarious, @ashleywiz ! Puberty is a very confusing time

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