October 2014 Moms

*****Wednesday WTF******

Let it out, ladies. Let it aaallllll out.

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  • ADH0906ADH0906 member
    edited March 2014
    WTF, self. If you don't shower and get yourself to the DMV, you aren't going to have a license with your married name in it, and the nice folks at TSA aren't going to let you on that plane in a week. Just go shower. You smell.

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  • WTF SELF, why can't you stop worrying about your first ultrasound? Why? Why? Why?
  • WTF office, why is it so damn cold in here???  My hands are ice.
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  • raynes said:

    WTF office, why is it so damn cold in here???  My hands are ice.

    Ugh, I hate that! All the superiors at my office have private offices with windows and the sunlight heats them up. The underlings all huddle in their interior work rooms, praying for sunlight. Offices suck.

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  • WTF Apartment - as soon as one issue gets fixed, another comes up. How many times will I call maintenance this month?!


  • WTF skanky coworker! I already have issues keeping down my breakfast. I dont need your funky unwashed hair helping me out. And could you please put your damn shoes back on. Who the hell walks around the office (including kitchen & bathroom) only wearing socks?

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  • WTF skanky coworker! I already have issues keeping down my breakfast. I dont need your funky unwashed hair helping me out. And could you please put your damn shoes back on. Who the hell walks around the office (including kitchen & bathroom) only wearing socks?

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  • JulieGhoulieJulieGhoulie member
    edited March 2014
    WTF, self? You slept for 12 hours last night and still managed to sleep through your alarm and be late for work. Nice way to make your boss continue treating you as an equal and not "the pregnant one."
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  • wtf sleepless night!!!!! Why'd I have to have nightmares about giving birth that woke me up multiple times
  • WTF boss? Why are you on a power trip this week? I get that you think you need to prove you are worthy since you are "just a woman", but leave me out of it. You wonder why your turnover rate is 80%...it's because you're a tyrant.

     

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  • WTF toddler tantrums?  DS wouldn't eat his cereal because it wasn't the same as DD's, so he threw a fit.  I made him Eggos instead, and he threw a fit because there wasn't syrup in every square.  I rinsed his fork after he threw it, so there was another fit because his fork was wet.  Can't he skip 2 and 3 and go right to kindergarten?
  • WTF miscarriage dream?  Get out of my life.
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  • WTF hormones...can I please stop almost melting down at work.  Tears at work are so not cool right now.
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  • WTF coworkers in the lunch room?!? Just because I'm out now, doesn't mean you can criticize my lunch when I put it in the microwave. Also, how do you criticize chicken, peas, and baked beans?!? Those are much healthier choices than your take out pizza and cheeseburgers and fries! 

    My coworkers have done this almost every place I've ever worked. It's mind boggling that people seem to think overprocessed fast food is something everyone should be eating.

    WTF hypoglycemia? I do not like you. Go away.
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  • WTF delicious coffee cake why must you tempt me so?  And by tempt... I mean my first piece is almost gone...I hope people eat most of eat quickly so it's not tempting me again this afternoon!
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  • WTF drivers?? We live in ALASKA. Sometimes it snows! What a concept?!
    Today I actually get up to go to the gym and traffic is backed up so far from people going in the ditch that an 8 minute drive takes me 35! Get to gym and have to forgo my workout because all I have time for now is to shower and head to work.

    WHY IS DRIVING SO HARD? figure it out!
  • WTF sinuses? I haven't been sick in over a year and a half... this is NOT a good time! To make matters worse, it's making me sneeze and everytime I sniss a little :(
    PG bladder + sneezing = hot mess

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  • WTF incompetent person that had my position before me. Seriously. I spend more time backtracking to keep up with shit that you were too lazy to do. I can't believe you still have a job here. Literally. Let's pay someone to stay in the corner AND NOT TOUCH ANYTHING.

    I... I just have no freaking words. It's literally a new disaster every single week. I thought I would run out of things after a year, apparently I'm wrong.

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  • WTF fatigue! I've been in bed by 7 pm the past two nights and have gotten 10-12 hours of sleep and still can't make it through the day without being exhausted!  I'm use to running on about 6 hours a night.

    Not to mention I made Italian beef for dinner and by the time we were ready to eat, nothing sounded worse.  I ate a couple of saltines and went to bed ::sigh::
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    WTF SO? Last night I lit a bunch of candles before going down to the basement to change laundry, and I must have put the lighter in my pocket. I get a bitchy FB message this morning from SO about how he can't find the lighter and where is it and why would I take it? Why we have only one lighter in the house, I'll never know, but there is a gas station literally a block away. He even went out to buy one the other day and forgot. I decide I don't want to argue, so I apologize then simply say, "go buy another one." he says "yeah, okay, bye" and I haven't heard from him since. That was at 10:30. It's now 1.

    He has been making me crazy lately. He's become a huge whiner since our BFP, always telling me how sick he feels and how tired he is. Ugh. ETA: he's a tiny bit hypochondriac, which was cute before, but now I have no patience for it.

    UPDATE: he just messaged me to complain, as I said, about how sick he feels. My WTF remains.
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  • He has been making me crazy lately. He's become a huge whiner since our BFP, always telling me how sick he feels and how tired he is. Ugh. ETA: he's a tiny bit hypochondriac, which was cute before, but now I have no patience for it.
     

    DH has been the same way. I mean, throwing tiffs over dumb shit. Literally. Yesterday he fessed up that he thinks it's because he switched from cigarettes to the e-cigs. I don't care why. I'm pregnant. That doesn't mean I'm going to go around and act bat shit crazy just because I have an excuse.

    Literally, after our amazing appointment yesterday, he throws a shit fit over the fact that we don't have any "real" ice cream places around us. That everything was "frozen yogurt or custard."

    We have a healthy baby. Quit fucking bitching.  X(

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  • TexasMom7137TexasMom7137 member
    edited March 2014
    WTF DH? On the way to work he got right up behind some car because the driver was "not going fast enough" and DH starts complaining about the guy being on his phone. About 10 minutes later he slows way down because "the bitch behind us needs to get off his ass." Um pot, meet kettle.
  • WTF dude who just walked by my desk, pointed at my food and said "it's too early for lunch" really??? If I don't eat this right now (11:30) I'm likely to barf, shall I direct that to you?
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  • He has been making me crazy lately. He's become a huge whiner since our BFP, always telling me how sick he feels and how tired he is. Ugh. ETA: he's a tiny bit hypochondriac, which was cute before, but now I have no patience for it.
     

    DH has been the same way. I mean, throwing tiffs over dumb shit. Literally. Yesterday he fessed up that he thinks it's because he switched from cigarettes to the e-cigs. I don't care why. I'm pregnant. That doesn't mean I'm going to go around and act bat shit crazy just because I have an excuse.

    Literally, after our amazing appointment yesterday, he throws a shit fit over the fact that we don't have any "real" ice cream places around us. That everything was "frozen yogurt or custard."

    We have a healthy baby. Quit fucking bitching.  X(

    Exactly! Your stomach hurts? Mine has hurt for a whole MONTH but I'm not acting like a jerk all the time for no reason. Hopefully, they grow out of this...
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  • WTF DH with the man cold! I get it, you're tired, you can get comfortable to sleep and your body aches. That's me every day and I'm still expected to get it all done. Enjoy your nap.
     

  • Self---wtf...how are you going to allow yourself to get sun poisoning just when your damn nausea started wearing off

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  • Hey DD I really love you, but mommy is exhausted- could you NOT need me to get/do something every 10 minutes??? I'm still adjusting to you not napping anymore (kill me), but I really doubt you need a snack so often. I think you're just screwing with me.
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  • WTF smelly teenagers (I teach high school).
    Wear deodorant.
    Stop with the cheap perfume/ax spray to cover your b/o
    My nausea is not having it.
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  • WTF smelly teenagers (I teach high school). Wear deodorant. Stop with the cheap perfume/ax spray to cover your b/o My nausea is not having it.
    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  T&P your way, lol!

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  • WTF pants! Why you no fit?!
  • WTF smelly teenagers (I teach high school). Wear deodorant. Stop with the cheap perfume/ax spray to cover your b/o My nausea is not having it.
    Ugh I am having the same problem. Blah.
          

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  • WTF home appliance warranty!  during dinner the dishwasher started spewing water and suds out the bottom.  DH called in a service request but the SOBs won't honor the contract because (lucky us) the warranty expires TODAY!  we can't find anything that says what *time* it expires so i say they should fix it.  the jackhole on the phone even tried to sell DH an extention on the warranty.  WTF!
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  • WTF where are my Girl Scout cookies! My sister sent them and promised they would be here today.
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  • WTF, DS. You were sleepy at 7. Why aren't you asleep yet?!


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    PG#2 M/C 3/14 - Surprise BFP 2/13. Beta's doubled every 52 hours from 3w5d-5w5d
    Viable pregnancy scan at 5w5d; 2nd u/s showed 2 days of growth in 7 but a HB of 120
    3rd u/s on 3/10/14 had no HB and baby had only grown 7 days over 14
    D&C 3/17/14 - complications - DX Retroflexed uterus, multiple tears to cervix

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  • WTF self. Stop being so anxious about everything and just let it go. The baby is probably fine and you are just stressing him/her out by letting these thoughts run through your mind. Relax! 



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