What do you and SO call sex?

ChuggingWater · March 2014

Intercourse?
Mating?
Bumping uglies?
Romping?
horizontal tango?
the dirty?
Making love? (awwwwww barf)
F*cking?
whoopy?
hanky panky?

Clbragg33 · March 2014

Sexy time

ChuggingWater · March 2014

"You want to have the sex?"

ScarlettDahlia · March 2014

Bang!

not really, lol. Just sex

ChuggingWater · March 2014

ScarlettDahlia said:

Bang!

Boom!

ehepner · March 2014

We usually say do you want to do it? Mature, right? When we talk about it, we say sex.

CopperT0p · March 2014

DH calls it "snuggle time" or asks if I want to "make out".

I just say "want to have sex?"

ChuggingWater · March 2014

@wilburbud And you fall for that everyday? Because, we all know you have the sex everyday.

lolinshag · March 2014

Ours is more "hey. You wanna...?"

Roses87 · March 2014

Sex or let's do it. I read the title out loud and dh started naming of names... riding the meat pole was one. Lol

SandFHasse · March 2014

Usually starts with one of us saying "f**k me" or "I want to f**k you". Romantic huh?

chicki1012 · March 2014

SandFHasse said:
Usually starts with one of us saying "f**k me" or "I want to f**k you". Romantic huh?

Ha ha I was just going to type the same thing. Classy I know!!!

ChuggingWater · March 2014

I used to be. ::sigh:: once I stop bleeding.

MeganWorden · March 2014

Sexy time when its just us. N.A.T. when we are in front of others (naked alone time) we started saying that in collage and we still say it in front of friends.

cnwilbur1030 · March 2014

Boom boom. I don't remember when that started but it is what it is.

sehudson821 · March 2014

"Is the bed warmed up?" Or "you wanna (insert winking/eyebrow lifting here)"

sugarland726 · March 2014

"You want to do it?"

RedSaffron · March 2014

*SO drops his pant and bust it out* he doesn't know how to use his words...

MamaP19 · March 2014

It almost always starts with H asking for a bj. My favorite line of his is, "Hey, this d*** isn't going to suck itself." Charming, don't you think?

my5sons · March 2014

Usually we refer to it as "doing it" or "having sex"...super original and creative, I know...or sometimes DH will ask if I want to "make love" and I can't stand that, don't know why. Or he'll ask if I want to "get naked"...like I said, we're just SO creative...or not...lol

peanutmuse · March 2014

It usually starts with me coming out of the shower and saying "do you want to do me or should I put clothes on?"

Mr. Muse works from home and I work in the evenings. There's a lot of afternoon delight in our house.

peanutmuse · March 2014

But I might start asking him for the sex and see what he says. I like it.

Hmvbaby14 · March 2014

I love all of the responses! Definitely laughing out loud over here! Ours usually involves the F word as well.

mrskratt · March 2014

DH says "Wanna make out?"
All I do is bend over while he's looking... works everytime

Tylynngrace · March 2014

H typically says "can I have boobie time?" But if I'm insinuating I usually just say "okay so you're gonna f*ck me now or no?"

joynalanson · March 2014

Horizontal hugs.

Siblynika · March 2014

DH doesn't know how to use his words, he just comes up behind me and pulls my pants down. When he's feeling more vocal, he'll just come up and ask for "blow job?". He's a romantic.

somewierd_person · March 2014

Depends on the mood usually it's "do you want to do some stuff?" But if it's more urgent it's some form of fucking, occasionally I will offer a quickie too.

BABYROSEJEANS17 · March 2014

Picture this...typical Sunday evening after showering, shaving and lotioning myself up to smell pretty, I go to SO and say, "I just shaved so are we gonna do I tonight or what?" How romantical! After 18 years together there's no need for sexy lingerie or coercing. He just doesn't buy it. Lol

MindyBadger1 · March 2014

Banging or romping.

mrsjenni · March 2014

I go to bed before DH so it's usually something like "are your pants off yet?" when he comes up to bed.

[Deleted User] · March 2014

Boom boom!

daltosostarby · March 2014

Usually I just have to take my top off. He's easy like that (so am I)

Otherwise we just say wanna have sex?

Babychuu · March 2014

I'm pretty sure my husband has never asked me for sex. He will hint that he wants it with physical cues (more touching, hugging, kissing, and deep eye looking than normal), but he's pretty proper and shy about the whole thing, and never talks about sex.

If I want it and he's not giving me any cues, I just say "do we have time for special snuggles?"

Hahaha, ugh. We're so prude.

jhjocelyn · March 2014

Chicken n banging, thanks to one of his favorite tv shows that we've now watched so much I have it memorized. In the early days I'd text him at work and ask if he wanted chicken for dinner, implying that banging would follow. ...I miss those days!

bellamatson · March 2014

Bend over or wanna jump on it lol

bethughknee · March 2014

"Let's do it tonight." <--Used to say that while making dinner

A few times to make him laugh I've taken the Bridesmaids line and said, "After this glass of wine I'm gonna climb you like a tree."

What do you and SO call sex?

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